ITT >We create a hoax that is "real" about Antartica. Make it Sup Forumslievable faggots

ITT >We create a hoax that is "real" about Antartica. Make it Sup Forumslievable faggots.

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It's not all that cold

>OP can't greentext cause OP is a fag.

Anything to do with Russians will be believed.

YES

Aliens live there. #FuckScienceAndLogic

Isis operates in Antarctica

When America Goes to Antartica (lol)

"On November 7th 2016, scientists from germany discovered a secret ISIS hideout with pointers on their next actions. Officials are now attempting to trace the documents found back to ISIS in order to combat terrorism and end violence in the middle east"

Perfect.

10/10

This. Anything with ISIS and fearmongers will believe

>Home of backup Shillary email servers

We post tweets about this.

And in this ISIS hideout we find out that ISIS has been sacrificing humans to breed super aliens that ISIS then hunts as part of a coming of age ritual.

Breaking news: A Russian science laboratory In the artic testing an airborne chemical and that can transmit a brain eating parasite called Naegleria Fowleri, a single celled ameoba. Sources say that Russia is planning on using it against the us, but Russia says otherwise. "We are dumb enough, why do the Russians need to take the last of our brain cells."- American

Maybe make a fake news account and start spreading the hoax when it gets a following?

Exactly.

"On November 7th 2016, climate scientists working at the Bernardo O'Higgins Station in Antarctica discovered a secret underground ISIS outpost with documents dictating their next moves. Further investigation is being conducted to learn more about the role of this outpost, and as for now, the FBI is still attempting to recover more documents"

We spread this around as much as possible, make maps, and connect the dots to make it look real.

I would pay money to see an ISIS/antartica news story spread like wildfire

What ideology would be easiest to flatter to gain acceptance but would also quickly disseminate this misinformation?

The fuck is with all these threads. I cant tell if its satire or summer

ISIS has declaired war on Antarctica

Politics should be a pretty good option

I wanna see this on the 1st page of google.

Don't say scientists. Military intelligence or something like that would be more believable. People in America are too fucking stupid to listen to scientists anyway. But saying it's a climate scientist? They'll immediately stop reading.

hurr durr, no kidding, what political ideology

The Spreading is Starting

No it's not. We've barely started the story, user. We'll come get you from the trap thread when it's ready.

Ok you tards.

We need to keep this idea secretive so people don't trace it back to Sup Forums. Get someone to write a script and then we can launch it on a set date.

implying sand niggers
could survive in that environment

Okay.

Nice trips bub

Anyone got ideas?

When Canada Hides nuclear bombs around Antarctica.

>Naegleria Fowleri
It doesn't look like a scientific name... try something like Funus leti.

Also, "parasite" is usually for multicellular stuff...

Hitler has gas chambers there

On November 7th, 2016, experts in high energy radio transmissions working alongside military intelligence detected a burst of radio waves from the Antarctic shelf just south of Africa. Upon further analysis, and after ruling out atmospheric discharge from solar wind, the signal was traced to a previously unknown base buried under approximately 50 meters of ice and snow. A single antenna, barely visible from above or at ground level, was found on the ice above.

Some two kilometers away the entrance to an ice cave was discovered.

a brain eating parasite called Naegleria Fowleri, also known as the Brain Eating Amoeba

It's not real. Whens the last time you heard of someone going to Antarctica? Why does noone live there? Why do we have treaties to not build bomb shit there? Simple, it either A) doesnt exist or B) theres something there no man can see. The edge of the world? I think yes

Apparently not, people keep carrying on with this retarded Antarctica idea that sounds like the plot to some shit movie like Alien vs Predator. Not even remotely realistic. How about something believable that could have a real effect.

US Navy, accompanied by experts in the ice of this unstable area, spent six hours following the cave's winding tunnels only to be met, to their surprise, by a band of ISIS troops in cold weather gear.

Thing is, Antarctica is extremely deserted, meaning that the government doesn't see it as a worthwhile place to keep under surveillance. It wouldn't be far fetched for there to be a last resort vault there.

croptrust.org/what-we-do/svalbard-global-seed-vault/

Let's keep your degree in YouTube videos out of this. You Fucking flat Earth cancer.

> the edge of the world. I think yes.
Your whole post is proof you don't think.

kek

Hillary wasn't born in the USA, she was born in Antartica... by niggers. That should turn the voters.

Hey wasnt there a secret Nazi base in some snowy shit block? If you need links to substantiate the hoax use that...

Breaking news: A Russian laboratory in Antarctica reported abnormal biological events coming from the continent. Scientists affirm it's from a biological mass destruction weapon being developed by the Islamic State, a parasite called Naegleria leti. The parasite is able to indiscriminately infect the local wildlife - penguins, seals and albatrosses - and there is a high probability it is able to infect also humans, with a serious risk of epidemics. It causes [insert symptoms] and for this reason the scientists nicknamed it "the brain-eating amoeba".

Our reporters are incessantly gathering more information about the events.

Have you even seen the greatest story never told?

Oh I'm sorry to offend you arctic specialist. I've never personally seen it, Ive never heard of anyone going there in my lifetime. You guys live there, right? Go back to club penguin you cucks

What about just stoking the flames of the whole Pepe = white supremacy thing? Make the dems look even more retarded with a new meme conspiracy.

When Sup Forums becomes great again.

You sure got me. I've never had someone completely tear down my entire education so valiantly.

pic of isis' base. we need to put a flag in there

When Sup Forums makes a "Red suits in Antartica" meme.

>abnormal biological events
Are you writing the next Resident Evil script or a believable news story? Those uneducated attempts at "sciencey" terms stick out like a sore thumb to the educated.

Treasure in Amtartica. Kek

Lel the husky pack, no one will believe that. C'mon man at least put some camels in there.

ive been there and my father lives there on a science base they study climate change are you actually that stupid?

Fucking star wars meme. Kek

It was just an attempt, feel free to remove the pseudo-scientific vocabulary or even add real science there.

Pic unrelated, the captcha decided to insult me back.

Antartica has giant fucking sea creatures breeding there.

> implying they wouldn't be in caves still

This nigger had it right

There is more water frozen in antartica than in the rest of teh world combined

test

?
why did hitler smell bad?
!
he was scared to take a shower!

There's a global jewish conspiracy to keep the goys out of the sacred lands of Antarcticastein and its not very cold at all

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/04/22/36E1191500000578-3724431-Researchers_say_there_may_be_24_million_liters_of_biological_was-m-4_1470346827843.jpg

yes and that pic is isis building a nuke

Kek

antarctica actually has more land mass than you're mom's outer labia

Thc not thd

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