The following is all true:
1. I'm a cuck (girlfriend fucks other dudes, sometimes I watch sometimes I don't)
2. Girlfriend makes me eat my cum every time I cum.
3. I have to get permission to masturbate.
4. I love sucking cock and do so whenever I can.
5. I voted for Sanders in the primary and donated to him.
6. I voted for Clinton in the general and donated to her.
7. My girlfriend likes to call me a faggot in front of guys and has made me drink her bulls piss before.
AMA.
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When did you realize you were a disgrace to the planet?
I don't think I'm a disgrace. I like all of the things posted above. I just figured that people here would get a kick out of it. I guess I'm a walking stereotype....
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Bill, what are you doing on the internet?
i pray this is bait. if not please an hero
Do you ever get to cum in her pussy/ass?
not bait
yeah, all the time. We fuck probably 4 times a week.
bump
So you lick that cum out? Please describe. Thanks
do you want children?
If so, how will you prevent your son from becoming a massive faggot?
Yeah, I lick the cum out of her/eat it off of her every time I cum. We sort of have a routine where whenever I cum in her she climbs on top of my face and pushes it out in my mouth. She really likes anal also so whenever I cum in her ass I rim her after. And if she lets me cum in her mouth she spits it back in mine. Obviously if I cum on her she just has me lick it up, or sometimes will feed it to me.
I kind of want kids and could care less if they turn out to be massive faggots.
why didn't you kill yourselfe yet?
Why do you want children?
chastity belt or gtfo
You're a failure as a man and a human being. I'm also a failure but that doesn't change the fact you are substantially worse. Consider suicide.
Why would I?
I don't know, why does anyone want kids? Honestly though I think it would be kind of wonderful to make a kid with my girlfriend, she is a really amazing person. And raising a kid sounds like it could be a really amazing and rewarding thing to do.
I kind of want to get locked up, and we talk about it a lot. But we haven't gone through with it. I think if we did get one it would jsut be used for foreplay/on rare occasions and not be like a big full time thing. Also I've heard they can damage your penis but i have no idea if that is true.
I dunno, I mean I have a PhD from one of the best universities in the world, a good job, I own my own house, have a girlfriend of 7 years that I love, a sex life that I think is awesome, good friends, close family, decent savings, and I am only 29. So....doesn't seem that bad to me.
The reason why people say that they want kids is usually disjoint from the drive itself.
We didn't get here by accident, and our existence is certainly not predicated on 4 billion years of shitty reasons like "I think it will be rewarding."
Where is your sense of legacy?
Dude you could be bill gates rich, it doesn't matter because you are an inferior faggot forced to drink another mans piss. There's no making up for that. On second thought, don't kill yourself because it's actually kinda funny and makes me feel better about myself.
For some reason my sense of legacy has, for years, been tied up with creating something that I think is worthwhile, which for me is my academic work. I actually think I would be crushed if I died without publishing a book. It's weird, I know. But I do have a book proposal under review with oxford university press, and if it is accepted it should be out in two years or so. That is a really big deal for me.
I know that some people have kids to have a legacy, but this is what I've been obsessed with. I think for me having a kid is less about legacy and more about like, is this a project that I want to devote myself to for decades/the rest of my life? And that is a hard question to answer.
Yeah, I guess we will have to agree to disagree on this.
But tell me about yourself maybe?
Nice dubs.
What field do you work in?
Well I'm an aquarius, married for 10 years, work in it,live a happy life and don't drink another mans piss and I alone can sexually satisfy my wife.
linguistics/philosophy of language
do you mean like you are the only person who could satisfy your wife or you are the only person that does?
Well, i certainly don't drink nigger piss...
Wait, why the fuck are you voting for Hillary?
yeah, it wasn't a black guy. she hasn't ever been with a black guy, but not because that is a problem. it's just that we don't have the weird race obsession that lots of cuck porn has.
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I mean I'm enough too keep her sexually fulfilled so she doesn't have to fuck other men and force me to drink their piss.
Because I think most of her policies are fine, she's a bit conservative but she will be a perfectly competent president. And I think Trump is a nightmare who might actually destroy the country. And I mean that perfectly literally.
....Which policies?
nice meme
i'm enough to keep her satisfied to. we only got into this because i wanted to. she wasn't to into it, but has come to find it a fun thing that we do maybe 5-10 times a year
Don't have kids.
there literally isn't a single thing here i think is a bad idea:
>Study linguistics and philosophy of language.
>Begin a sentence with And.
Fuck I've been trolled, GG well played.
AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHH! You've fucken hit the big leagues bro! Keep up the good work!!!
Why? Because of climate change?
>we only got into this because i wanted to.
So were you hostile towards her? What was her first reaction? And a relationship isn't only about sex.
Fuck, you're probably a troll. Why do I bother?
I think you might not know what linguistics and phil language are...
>So were you hostile towards her?
What do you mean by this?
Was she not open to it at first, was against and you were a dick about it? Like you threatened to leave or you pulled the ''you can't accept me for who I am'' card?
Or was she totally willing to do it from the get-go?
I didn't force it at all. It was something I would bring iup during sex and she would play along. I think she was really surprised I ever watned to go through with it. And worried i would get jealous. But we found the right guy that we were both into and it just sort of happehed.
Have you ever cucked her
If you mean have i slept with other girls then yes. but i would be okay if she said i wasnt allowed to
does she know?
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yes
Hey man, at least you are still alive. Refused less of how fucked up it is you still exist and able to share a part of a life.
this is some ϩϪϫϬϭϮϯϰϱϲϳϴ level shit, i'going to have nightmares about being you tonight.
my only question though
>why?
Why to what?
Americas getting gayer. I'm from a pretty rural state and my bro in laws fat daughter and boyfreind are in college having fuck orgies on the daily. Man on man woman on woman and the like.
why do you live like this? do you enjoy it?and how did you grow up as well?
And when did language acquire a philosophy?
what...
yeah i enjoyed it. grew up normally, parents are doctors, have two brothers, had some dogs, i dunno what else to say.
sounds amazing
>donated to him
>donated to her
This is the only part that really pisses me off. Why the fuck would you give money to literally billionaire politicians?
How did evolution not complete weed you out?
people give money to trump...
i dont think it works like that
When are you livestreaming your suicide?
bait
No, I have a problem with giving money to ANY billionaire, confirmed tax evader politician regardless of side.
>what...
Quite right. "Philosophy of language" is an Irish bull.