Okay Sup Forumsros who's the oldest fucker on here tonight?
>Be 31
Where are the other old faggots?
Okay Sup Forumsros who's the oldest fucker on here tonight?
>Be 31
Where are the other old faggots?
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33
Well so far you're winning.
35
38
60!
For real!
One of the original oldfags.
50 a few days ago.
checked...
Seriously 60? What the fuck happened? Where did it all go wrong?
user you have been beat by a decade.
Can anyone top 60?
Physically 33. Mentally 16-ish
Fulfil my fetish, always wanted an older guy who is similar age to her dad see my girls naked 20 yr old body!
62.
27
You wouldn't lie to us would you user?
She's old enough to be my grand-daughter.
You guys Aussies?
36 =I
>Under 30
Get out user!
Bet you opened the thumbnail and had a look though right?
Nope. Born in 1954. My first computers were an IBM 360/40 and a DEC PDP-10. Programmed in BASIC with punch-cards.
Saved it. Thanks.
49
Here since the beginning...waiting on the end anons
Hey gramps. I'm 30 btw.
Just turned 33
22
Thats hot as fuck!! Love older guys looking at her innocent naked little body!!
47. Why can't I stop?
>oldfag thread
>no old memes
very clever...
So far this old faggot is winning!
There is one way out... The only way...
I'd give you some but they're on 3.5" floppies somewhere.
Though gf only 25 so not as impressed though nice body on her user
36 here. Born in 1980.
DSFARGEG
>Programmed in BASIC with punch-cards.
Paper tape.
What?
Used that, too. Nine-level EBCDIC.
Checked old fag
So what else does she do to excite old men? Showing is better than telling.
78, Fought in Vietnam.
Gf just turned 25...what the what
>Seriously 60? What the fuck happened? Where did it all go wrong?
Studied engineering at MIT.
Mind's been warped ever since.
Ooh! Misread the message! Fair play to ya!!
134 years old AMA
How many months in your year? Two or three?
Did a bit of topless sunbathing showing off her little tits, quite a few old guys having a good stare at her! I fucking loved it!!
So when are you going to show us?
I'm 65 next week. You are all faggots.
Is that dog years user
My physical age is 27 however my mental age surpasses the human driven concept of time itself. *nods trilby*. I wish all humans could understand the ethereal planes like myself *spins katana*
Nah I'm just old as fuck
bullshit
thanks gramps
There are 12 months in a year
more like
>55
checkd
...
That would be old as fuck user...proof or didn't happen
31
33
18 yo gf for oldfags
I watched the moon landing with my family when I was in my thirties
I am 11 and i dont care what anyone says i love Sup Forums and i am a lot more mature then all the other kids in my class
38 derp
Can we make this an Ask An Old Person Anything thread?
What does it feel like knowing you're going to die soon?
Can you still fuck?
Who are you voting for?
How much can you bench press?
36,but there are already older people itt
26 with a 20 year old gf
Not sure how to work technology very well but I can tell you how I felt when I came home after the Vietnam conflict. Protesters treated us like animals, and in a way we were
44
35
Do you still live in MA? MITfag here, moved to CA a while back.
61
67!
Turns me on so much knowing you old guys are looking at girls pussy! You know youd eat it!
If you want so much to be a good cuck and expose gf on the internet, at least get a good camera, man. It's pathetic enough as it is, without you turning it even more laughable with that crap.
>21
Laughing at anyone posting here above the age of 23, your life must be complete and utter garbage.
Ouch
28
You know when you're going to die? No, so that makes two of us.
I'm voting for Hillary.
Your mother.
I'm cool with that...the world sucks
I fuck like a beast
Trump
And idk haven't tried in while now
41 checking in
25 reporting in.
55
also an engineer, but went to Northeastern.
Must be an engineer/Boston thing.
she'd probably hate it and feel like a dirty slut. you probably like the thought of that
Yeah i really do!
poor girl
Got a chance to feel her tits while you did it?
> be me
>1969 me
> watching telly with recent single mom
> she's hot as fuck, has blonde hair in a pony tail, huge tits just barely showing
> get a hard on, blushing a lot because she might notice
> she seems really interested by what's going on tv tho
> start feeling my cock under the pants, discreetly
> get courageous, and sometimes let my fingers slide against one of her boobs
> shit in tv must be really interesting, because she seems dazzled
> feel a little less gently, still no answer
> look at the screen and there's this faggot walking on the moon
> he grabs an American flag and stick it to the moon's soil
> all i can think is, wish i could be sticking my mom like that
> mfw
just sounds so much better as a story
36
off to fringe with you.
9 1/2
In two years, you'll be laughing at those over 25, then 27, and so it goes.
Wow that took a unexpected turn there user...here have a cookie and let the grown ups talk
Naw after 25 it's a power slide to 30.
>under 23
>posts picture of Ensign Clickbait, who is 79.
>37
>make 6 figures
>have everything I want and a beautiful family
My life is pretty good brah
57
Don't lie user
One of us.
Don't be ashamed we all come here because we can't act this way in the real world. Trying to feel superior is of no use.
>What does it feel like knowing you're going to die soon?
It sucks knowing you're closer to the end than the beginning. And I'm just starting to get this whole LIFE thing figured out. If I knew what I know now when I was 21, I would have been drowning in money and pussy.
Arthritis is a problem and I'm haven't touched my guitar in a month. But other than that, I'm pretty fucking healthy.
>Can you still fuck?
Like a rabbit. 10 seconds and I'm done.
Not really. But I do seem to be a little quicker than I was in my 20's.
>Who are you voting for?
Gonna bite the bullet, pucker my ass, and vote for Trump. Hillary is a cunt.
>How much can you bench press?
Don't know.
Got a set of weights that only go up to 135 lbs.
I do 2 sets of 40 reps 3 times a week.
57yo
can't disagree
Lived that long and wasn't even able to learn basic grammar? Congratulations!