Hey Sup Forums, I found my roommates used condom, what should I do with it?

Hey Sup Forums, I found my roommates used condom, what should I do with it?

Throw it away and seek therapy you antisocial loser

Shove it down your throat faggot
Then timestamp

Open their door. Throw it into their room. Let them think it's yours. They'll freak out and try pressing charges. They'll use the condom as DNA evidence. They'll find out the DNA is their own. Make your roommate look like the creep. There is no saving you, otherwise.

Fill with ranch. Pour back in ranch bottle. Repeat several times. Watch roommate use ranch from time to time.

Thread a string through it and wear it as a necklace for when he gets home.

turn it inside out and use it one the next chick you fuck in the next 12 hours.
>she gets preggers
>its not yours
>???
>profit

Put far up into ass then shit it out and eat it shit condom
Bone app the teeth

Eat it, you autistic cis-scum shitlord.

Rolling for this

>cis-scum
Kill yourself freak

>assuming someone's sexuality
>tumblrisms
>on Sup Forums
Bait or literally retarded.

I roll trips just for kicks.

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stick it up your ass and call the police and say he raped you do it for the lulz

Give me more options guys!
Might post a pic if I can do it immediately

Why would you even touch it?

drip it on your cock, faggot

Suck the cum out

Eat the contents

if you are a femanon you should stick pour it in your pussy and rub it thoroughly in then sit in a pile driver receiving position and let it reach your cervix for 30 minutes minimum.

Implying sperm lives that long

What do you mean, haven't you heard of the girls getting pregnant by random guys by sitting on toilet seats?.

this is pretty much the bottom line

throw it in the tree outside. me and my roommates always threw ours off the porch into the tree. fuckin tree was filled by the end of the semester

WINRAR!

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>what should I do with it?

Add it to your collection.

Eat his seed

plant in his girlfriends car

chew it, like gum

Swallow the contents in front of him.

could you imagine how horrible that room smells like.

prob not that different from my bedroom.

rolling for this

drink it, then kys

I'm gonna randomly pick a task in a few minutes, would love to hear some more humiliating ones before that!

please choke on the condom!

are dubs not wining in this thread?

Pour the cum on a toilet rim and snort if off, do it while he is home

Put it in the fridge and get a 23andMe kit to send it out for dna analysis, this way you know if your room mate is a nigger and google will own his genetic code forever!

Drink it

Make a clone out of him.

This, because OP is just a retarded loser

Dubs mean u gotta nigga

Excuse me good sir, I happened to notice your witty remark contained sarcasm. Not everyone on the interwebs can pick up on this easily, so I humbly implore you to use a /s tag after any sarcasm.

Good day,
Brian

After you finished ass-fucking each other?

kys newfag

1. Punch yourself as hard as you can all over your body.

2. Take condom spread cum all over your ass and face.

3. Wait until 3 AM. Call cops, crying. Tell them you were just ass raped.

4. Wait until cops come by and roust his ass out of bed.

5. "Yes officer, that's him." While shedding crocodile tears.

6. ???

7. Profit.

a lot of action with your roomates huh, those std's are some motherfuckers bastards, funny how you are proud to be gay and enjoy to be ass fucked.
fuckin faggot