Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend
I'm happy this is black.
Don't mind the dent, i drove it hard
Just ignore the tears inside
It's actually my dad's but he lets me use it
I didnt know it had a stick shift!
The money I use on this isn't wasted
I don't mind the gaping holes.
Its a real guzzler
I only used it for a little bit I swear
it could go all day without stopping
the air conditioner is broken
I have one
It exists
Only one owner
This is my truck
I like to see nuts hanging from mine.
It burns rubber all night
I'm happy you're with me
I don't have either
I have a truck.
Don't you dare get a scratch on it.
i don't have one
She's very useful and helps me a lot.
I can fit 20 wetbacks in the back
Just put it in the back.
Sorry about the smell
You can fit three in the back!
my truck NEVER wants to create a fight out of nothing.
It was awful when the old girl blew a tranny
im the only one who ever drive it
This one is useless, luckily I have a spare.
Ill let you ride it
She sure does leak a lot
we can take turns riding her.
+1
She runs.
That's not the first belt she's busted
I fuck it from time to time
It's useful
3 more payments and she's mine.
I love my truck
Yeah, you can fit two in the front and three in a back, no problem
She sure gets a lot of shit in her grill
There it blows
My truck doesnt scream when i start pumping gas into it
Kek
I wish my girl ran too user
She's ugly and pretty big and heavy, but she sure can take a beating.
I fill er up once a week
Hang on she's not balanced
You can borrow it
Its loud and annoying
Kek
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i don't think you understands how this works...
Let me check underneath, i think i smell a dead cat
the mid pipe on my truck separated, so now its straight piped, its pretty loud and annoying
I bet that ain't the only thing loud and annoying amirite?
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made me laugh
it gives good head
There's no replacement for displacement...
Its gotten me laid a few times
I fuck this
I can fit five people in there.
You, sir, win the internets tonight!
i hit two raccoons last night with her.
Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend
I can haul anything, I just tell it to
Lick this peanut butter off my balls
I can always figure out why it's not working properly
Sometimes my dog climbs up on here and gets in the back. She can take a lot of stress man. I'm really proud of her.
>my girl friend cucks my dog.
Come
Who shit on the carpet?!
She's hard to get going in the morning, but worth it.
I fuck this
you're so obedient and loyal, don't ever leave me
It looked better in the pictures :-/
It weighs less than 1000 kg
Wanna go for a long walk down a short road?
Can't fix that
Damn fam...
If she breaks down, just fiddle about with the hood
that's a nice bitch.
well arent you a bitch
"Well, she's got low mileage". I'll take her!
You're so nice to me!
Don't sniff his ass!
I love you
U fuk so gud
I dont rape my truck
Quit dragging your ass on the rug!
we can take turns fucking her
You always come back because you love me
i'll never regret the day i bought you
Get off the mailman
My truck was stolen by a nigger. Oh wait.
You fucking whore bitch!
Just for that I'm selling your children off to strangers.
She don't need that right now, she good
Get off the bed you smelly peice of shit!