When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

Last Tuesday

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yesterday

6 years ago I was 15 she was 13.

Dunno why but she could suck dick like a porn star and could work my dick around in her pussy like a hand was stuffed in there.

Now I'll just kill myself, it's been too long.

yesterday

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never

Sex with a human or does hands count?

Three days ago, with my wife.

5 hours ago

satday
have gf

Next month if I'm lucky

>Spoiler: I'm not lucky

It's legit been like two years

>too busy being a piece of shit drug addict ftw

Will be having today, in my dreams

Last night. Married.

Does birth count?
If so, 20.

1/2 hour ago.

Saturday night
Sunday morning

Sunday lol and this upcoming saturday as well

She blocked me for like 4 months
Then called me outta the blue, drunk and wanted me to pick her up from a party
Took her back to my pad and undressed her

Woke up in the middle of the night to piss
Somehow my briefs caught the stream and made a mess
Readjusted the stream to make it back into the toilet.
Got curious as to how it happened so I mimicked the same motions and again, briefs caught the stream and made more of a mess.
So I Readjusted and finished.
Cleaned the toilet and the floor. Washed my hands and changed undies and went back to bed with the girl

fuck that i feel ya
gf broke up with me because of my habit even though i was fully functional
i know drugs are awesome but is there a reson you won't give them up/ seek help for it?

january, like 5 times in that month whit this girl

a few weeks ago.

fap every few days, just cant stomach sex with my gf anymore. Even when she's asking for it.

Two and a half years.

I am currently chemically castrating myself with Lupron.

Wtf is sex?

Six years ago (3 Nov 2010)

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3 minutes ago. Drinking ice water now.

Same...I mean not completely..but sex is just so unappealing and overrated. Maybe it's my depression and my medication...fuck if I know.

Poor girl thinks I'm not into her :/

Fucking pedophile. Kill yourself.

Over two months ago. It hasn't been this long since I was 18. I'm 30 now.

I'm fine with sex, just not with her. and not anything physical, sex is high stress with her rather than something fun.

never. girls say im hot but im autistic and dont know what to do

same and i'm 23 gonna end up just buying a hookers time...

never

Not a pedophile, lied about being hypersexual and my doctor gave me a script.

Like 2 years. The chick was pretty hot, blonde hair, big fake tits and just dumb as fuck.

4 months. Been out of a relationship too long...
...i still miss her

Every day for last 3 years until a month ago. My balls look like those fucking stress reliever toys. I really need to bust a nut user Like fucking super soak her.
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK.
The time will cum. it's going to be borderline hate fucking by that point though.
I mean balls deep from the start. Back against the head board. might get her her a fuken helmet just too be safe.

Damn..I thought someone might finally understand me this day.

I'd probably fuck other chicks too, but it's such a process.

Sunday, like 7/8am.

Twice today with my wife

August 1st... Long distance relationship. Should we break up.

Yes. especially if yo bitch in GA.

About an hr ago

same

i'm also hyper sexual need to get of at least 2 times a day at least, when i do get a woman she will never want for sex at the very least

Bitch is in Ohio, I'm in Iowa. Both of us are bipolar and will kill ourselves at some point I think.

30 yo user here -- relationship for 8yrs now. I totally get what you mean. Love my girl, but it's just not that thrilling fun. barely even get head anymore.

but thinking about some strange? hnnnnnnnnnnnng

About 30 minutes ago?

Gf sleeping next to me?

Better yet, I'll record it just for the next rekt thread that comes up. My promise too Sup Forums I will fuck her with a helmet on till something breaks.

I'm not hypersexual. I just got sick of having a sex drive.

I get horny maybe once a month now and never have sexual thoughts. It is freedom.

didn't read that right drank two pints of rocheist trappfort (fuck that spelling) its creeping up on me

2 hours ago. Bareback anal with this transgirl I've been seeing who's actually an ex from a while ago.

Also.

>Girl on top best position
>Prove me wrong
>Protip: You can't

pics? nudes?

i'd rather have ignorant bliss, if it meant i could get off. I have problems if i don't fap i get hard in public a lot and no amount of fucked up thought will stop the dick from being the dick.

Never you ape dick sucking faggot

Girl on top sucks bro. It's way better when I can pound her as hard as I want.

why do girls not want to fuck me? they just stare and smile and fuck the next guy

I got some crappy non-posed nudes but regardless nothing I'm willing to share, sorry. I wouldn't share FB or anything either cause all y'all would creep the shit out of her.

Femanonist?

>Legit been like two years
Fuck off back to tumblr, normies.

Do you have moar of her?

Face her down and start to pound.

Never ever

what does sex feel like on the dick?

>Sup Forums tard since middle school
>high school senior year and I get a random text from someone
>play along
>they say I'm their secret crush
>HS girl who wants the D
>flirt, play, and eventually fuck
>college mid year
>have a fuck buddy
>post college job
>girl pretty cute and sexy
>she's married but whatevs
>work at the place for over a year and we get incredibly close and best work friends
>she's a poly and wants multiple D's and P's
>end up fucking her and fuck her min once a week
>life is good

I've fucked a few others but seriously it's not hard. Be funny and confident
Have fun and enjoy the time you're with girls
Know how to maker her orgasm
>never worn a condom and fucked min 5 girls


Have fun boys.

Underage

Sunday afternoon

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> Not feeling that moment where you're about to cum and she bucks her hips just to push you over the edge.

>That feel when there's a mirror behind her and you can see that ass bounce up and down milking you for everything you got.

>When she's not on the pill but you have Hella plan-b so she tells you to nut inside her.

>Watching her ass come to a stop as she wiggles the last bit of cum out of you.


If it's not apparent..

Tl;dr I'm an ass man. I love bodacious ass. And there's a mirror in front of my bed, having her on top is the best show.

And your point is?

Two hours ago.

Got blown by a Poison Ivy cosplayer after a halloween party for driving her home, but 7 months since full fucking.

no im just a loser

It feels like an apple pie, ten minutes after taking it out of the oven.

almost 3 years ago love of my life now she's gone and I don't even care if I get laid I just drink cheap booze and play video games let my story be a warning to you it could happen to you so if you have a GF then you better ahh fuck it I'm kidding being single is cool fuck women I do what I want

Shit, this was meant for

But at the end of the day, you're still lonely. You lay in bed at night, and it feels vacant. You don't have the warmth of another, clinging onto you with their head resting in your chest.

You are alone.

18, still a virgin. It honestly doesn't bother me at all. What bothers me is that I've never had more than a platonic relationship with a girl. It's pretty fucking sad, tbh, but I was never interested in anyone back in high school.

really? pussies are that squishy and soft?

my point is obvious, idiot

Yeah man, but it's gotta be like 10 minutes after it comes out of the oven. wait any longer and you start to lose the similarities in texture/warmth.

Whatdya look like? Is there hope?

yeah but I can fart whenever I want and not feel ashamed also I don't like bitches laying on me when I sleep it makes me feel hot and uncomfortable

gf left last month. On a trip overseas

Anyway every single day she was here we fucked. nice waking up to someone playing with your dick.

Been boring af since she left.

how do you guys get a dick in a ass? does that not hurt? does your dick stink after?

I'm maybe a 4/10. I'm not fat or anything but I'm short and my face is destroyed /w acne scars. Didn't stop me from making friends and doing well, my personality attracts people. When it comes to relationships though, I feel like looks matter a lot and I'll just never make the cut, unless I significantly lower my standards, by like a lot or some shit

Acting like if you're with a girl that loves you she'd leave you if you farted.

Referring to women as bitches.

Good luck actually being a virgin forever.

last night
she was like please and I was like tired and I got her to agree to only doing 5 minutes and so it was a good 5 minutes

Any chance of you posting a pic? I'm genuinely curious. If not that's cool Sup Forumsro.

Thisty ass anons wanting to take "Sup Forumsros" virginity

Yesterday.
>Have GF, cute and kindhearted but vanilla as fuck
>Ex is 9/10 filthy pervert, sends me album of her fucking random girls today out of the blue
>Extreme moral conundrum ensues.
>She knows i've seen them
Pretty sure im just gonna block her, otherwise im gonna hurt someone i love and end up in a shitty short lived fling with a chick i know i hate because my dick wants what it cant have.

Or just trying to see if the dudes actually got a shot.

I don't want anyone on Sup Forums just off pure principle.

A month and a half ago.

I'm pretty stoned rn

more than 2 years ago, it was a one night stand and i didn't use a condom and i was rough XD

Saturday

Saturday

Girlfriend was Virgin

Virgin no more.