Ask a femanon flight attendant anything

Ask a femanon flight attendant anything.

What is it you want to tell us?

What is the best day and time of the week to fly a low occupied flight to join the mile high club? Everytime my wife and I fly it seems impossible to accomplish.

Nothing. Just an AMA.

Post a timestamp pic of your feet.

I have about 3 questions, but I think I can come up with 5 more.

Rule #16

Do you offer nuts and if so, are they hot ?

Ever caught someone having sex in the bathrooms?

worst situation you've had to deal with?

Tits or get the fuck out

most important question of all, why have you not posted your tits ITT yet?

Will you be showing us your tits or will you be getting the fuck out?

So, you want us to ask you to get naked?

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That was predictable. You probably should have just gotten naked in OP. You knew where this was going.

Which regional are you with? The major carriers are filled with old biddies, wouldn't know how to work a computer

Do you wear Depends so you don't need to worry about pissing yourself during long bouts of turbulence/delays on the tarmac?

Why chose to be a stewardess.

How many people have asked u where the bathroom is?

Ever cheat on your boyfriend/husband?

Any sexual props you had while inflight?

How many dicks have you sucked?
How many were on the plan?

where are your tits and/or timestamps

Are you often away from home? How often do you fuck strangers?

I'm a lesbian.

How many of your coworkers are prostitutes?

I'm usually too tired.

Short hops I'll wear a vibrating bead inside because why not

All I asked was for a timestamp pic of some feet...that's a vanilla as fuck compared to some of the other shit people are probably going to ask "her".

>female flight attendant
>not just saying flight attendant

All of this could have been avoided...but you know, rules and such.

everyone in this thread needs to end their fucking life right now

Anyone plugged the toilet?

wat airlines you work 4

Were you at O'Hare when Ebola was there? What is the protocol for something like that?

do u hook up with randoms when ur in another city? seems like an easy profession to sleep around...

Can I ask the femanon flight attendant what she thinks of my first video upload?

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Have you smuggled drugs?

this
its impressive how naive and retarded most of u are

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if we bring something like chocolate or donuts for the cabin crew, is that seen as trying to kiss ass or just being nice?

If I were terminal with mere days to live, and my final request in Life were to spend my remaining Time engaged in wonton sexual congress with you, would you agree to take part, OP?

That's cringeworthy.

Tits or GTFO.

Yeah I've got a question

Why do you amerifag sissy boys always pretend to be chicks online?? Why are you such cringy literal faggots. What's in the water over there seriously

It's gotten free drinks before. All I really cared about.

Op, check out this one too
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