My neighbors fucking get home and start yelling like clockwork at 2 a.m

My neighbors fucking get home and start yelling like clockwork at 2 a.m.
>What do? Just moved in...

play very loud elevator music

kek. only problem is i have other neighbors...

you need to assert your dominance now and let them know that shit isnt going to fly with you as a neighbor. If you dont do it early they will just walk all over you until you or they move. Grow a pair and go tell them to shut the fuck up or you'll call the cops. enjoy a better life

should i be nice or say it just like that

deal with it
they were there first
you dont move into a neighborhood and start telling pple what to do

be nice until ur forced to be mean

light a bag of shit on their doorstep

Surely there is some kind of medium...

earplugs/headphones

Knock on the window. When they open the curtains/blinds have you spread asshole and ballsack pressed up against the window.

honestly there's no reason to be a dick if it's the first time, just be assertive. If it keeps happening then you know thats when you should bring the cops into it..

I dealt with a similar thing twice, and the second time is when i learned to be assertive and im thanking my past self for it

Yell back at them like you have a set of balls, you fucking Nancy.

I used to scream at my neighbors all the time when they wouldn't stfu. And I had fun with it too because I would just scream typical pissed off dad/old man shit like "20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE AND THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO COME HOME TO?!" Or "NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE EVER FUCKIN' WORKS ANYMORE!"

I was single and more drunk than they were

arson is always the way

i have headphones on...le sigh

shoot a gun in the air. They'll get scared and run off

if you're a super anti social or passive person just bang on the wall.. if you bang on the wall everytime they get loud eventually people get the message (unless they're dense as fuck)

Do what I do every night. Also yell:
"IT IS TWOOO O CLOCK IN THE MOOORNING"

Every night, the college children come home from the bar and forget that they are yelling down the bedroom hallways of over a hundred other people and their sleeping kids.

I give it 2 more weeks before I march out there and start beating ass. Idgaf if it's the girls, they're just as bad as the drunk inconsiderate douches.

>college children

?

most kids in college act like children

Starting doing things to make them question who you are and if they want to mess with you. Speak loudly and angrily in Russian on a flip phone. When you go out at night leave wearing a suit and holding a metal briefcase. Start leaving bullet shells and vodka bottles outside your apartment door. Hum the Soviet national anthem whenever you walk past them. Invite your friends over for a LAN party but ask all of them to dress in dark colors and like they're about to go dig a six foot hole outside of town. If it persists after that just call the cops. If it still goes on after that then just fucking move.

dead ass OP listen to the one guy.

go over and tell them you have work/school/shitposting whatever, and ask them politely to keep it down at night.

tell them you wanted to talk to them before it got out of hand.

if that doesn't work, throw a molotov cocktail on their porch.

my eyes! why would you even?

OP here...I slammed my bedroom door, loudly. heard "DANG!" and it's been quiet ever since :)

I also appreciate everyone's suggestions. I shall save this thread in case i need to reference it again. thank you Sup Forumsros.

Now make me a sandwich or I do not impregnate you.

just call the police for a noise complaint and possible domestic violence. They will shut the fuck up I guarantee you or they will go to jail. First time is usually a warning second time is charges. If you live in close proximity of people you should be courteous at sleeping hours

yea, thing is i sorta know em. i need to at least work up the muster to go over there but i have the flu and family member died today. if i go over there right now i will be heisenberg. they shut up after i slammed the door so i think it's cool for the night

>just call the police for a noise complaint and possible domestic violence. They will shut the fuck up I guarantee you or they will go to jail. First time is usually a warning second time is charges. If you live in close proximity of people you should be courteous at sleeping hours
That or the neighbors sue you for False Accusation. Saw this slammed on some old bitch that complained about anyone that even pepped. She was some old society bitch that called the estate attorney to defend her. Plaintiff had a whole list of affidavits siting her harassing the neighbors by police complaints. The plaintiff was able to establish a pattern of harassment of false police reports. Sad to see an 80 year old woman cry in the middle of courtroom. Judge gave her a suspended sentence and the courtroom cheers with the exception of her relatives. Old Bitch dies two year later. Neighborhood started to do block parties for the first time in forty years after the witch died.

call police about donestic violence or disturbance. do it from someone elses phone and make it seem like your place is in a different position than it is. if it happens again after that, call using your phone and be their nextdoor neighbor like you are, and thats 2 strikes against them. then wait for it to happen again, rinse repeat. enjoy having no neighbors.

stop being a fucking loser and tell them to knock that shit off - if you're scared, then too bad, get your ass kicked and file an assault charge, if they dont knock it off, call the cops nightly until they move