Shameful moments in Sup Forums life that stayed with you?

Shameful moments in Sup Forums life that stayed with you?

When I went to jail for something I posted here.

Pissed me self in class once... had to drive home in it

In 2nd grade i called a girl a craphead and she got really upset. Most things that would traumatize others have no affect on me except that did for some reason.

>Sup Forums life

When I told the poser he was a fake Chris Pratt impersonator. I was posting from my phone at the Rainbow bar. Told the asshole to walk in and scream "Steve is a fucking banana dick!" to have the bouncers throw me out. Fifteen minutes later, Chris Pratt walks in, said it. Called me out. Was kicked out. At least I have a celebrity story. Shitty but still a celebrity story. Was told he fucked some bitch at Over the Rainbow in the VIP room that night above the bar floor I could never get in.

I pissed myself on a School trip.

I got caught my mother while having intercourse with sister.

Sister got a boyfriend who beat me up for having had intercourse with her.

I was bad mouthing a guy at work without knowing he was sitting behind me, he started to cry and quit the work.

I tried to strangle stepdad but was beaten up so bad, and mother decided to make it a secret so I had to stay home.

I once entered the girls shower at gym when I was 15, and after about five sec the gymteacher caught me.

I once payed real money to buy gold in world of warcraft.

I fell in love and let someone control my life for 6 months, when i finally realized how far id gone with rose colored glasses on i was meeting her parents at the country club planning a wedding.

Lol try 10 years of that shit kiddo

Nope. total time with her was 1.5ish years. Cant do it. Not then, not ever. I feel ashamed i let others decide for me each time i think about it.

My life....

Thats hype

>when i teased a girl i had a crush on
>when i couldnt kiss my first gf after 5 dates
>when i was so horny i walked naked up a street near my house then came on the front door of the house where this hot milf lived
>when i shit outside because toilet was taken and next day mum walked in my shit and she thought it was the neighbours cat
>when i bullied a kid with downs but to be fair he was very special and so fucking disgusting and annoying

how u sister let her fug u?

ok ill bite story nigger.

15yrs old. Piano competition.
I had been working on Liszt's Liebestraume no 3 for about 3/4 of a year getting it perfect.

Get halfway through the piece and I did something wrong where everything fucked up and I crashed. In that moment the keyboard became foreign. I looked at my hands, placed them where I thought was the right place. Wrong. Again. Wrong.

Pure silence.
Only the sound of my breathing.

I waited maybe 3-5 seconds before I looked back over at the audience and my mom to see if I should get the sheet music. I decided against it in my hesitation.

I skipped that section and went right into the ending section. Avoiding maybe 2 minutes of music. Obviously, I lost the competition. I didn't look at anyone for the rest of the day.

That ~15 seconds of shame sank so deep into me, I still remember it before I go to sleep sometimes and have to audibly moan and roll over.

>most beautiful girl to ever grace my school and one of the most beautiful I've ever seen decides she's my girlfriend
>don't trade numbers because I didn't like using phones at the time and she leaves the school soon after
>this is in a country with notoriously ugly girls so I'm basically gay after that until I fall in love with someone in a totally different part of the world who I have yet to see a picture of

Made her horney by watching porn.
She was 12 not so smart at the time.

Don't remember how old I was but it was soon after I learned to cum. Jerked off with a friend.

Sexually assaulted Chinese bitch in college.

Used to have sex with a 15 yr old. I was 19.

how old were you at the time, what did you say to her that started the notion

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yeah wait wtf

>Hey wanna watch something naughty?
>It's a secret, don't tell mom.
>Wanna try that, it look like it feels good.

She was actually trying to blow air in to my dick when she did her first blowjob.
We where at it for almost 4 years before her boyfriend beat me up.

Almost had sex with a gross old man

i want to believe

bumpp

Can't believe I pinned my entire case on the word of a drug addled, crippled, ex-methhead wiccan. That was fucking stupid beyond belief.

>Dogsitting at my aunt's house
>they're out of the country
>Go into the bedroom of my sinfully delicious 12yearold cousin
>Grab a pair of her used panties
>lay down on her little pink bed and start whacking it
>Close my eyes
>Dog walks in, jumps on bed and starts to vigorously lick my cock
>GODDAMNITWTF
>kick the dog off me
>litterally send it flying out the door
>maybe I need to take a hard long look in the mirror

When I was seven, my family from all over came for a barbeque at my nan's house and I convinced one of my cousins to let me fuck him (or do my best anyway) behind a car. My aunt came to get something from her car, caught us and told my nan, sometimes I still remember that when she and I even get near the topic of my dyke aunty

If it makes you happy I can say I wasn't lying.
No really I wasn't.

Yea you do that.

The moment I fapped to the grifter

I used to touch this girls ass back in second grade. I literally have no idea why I did it and I can't even imagine how she must have felt. Teacher caught me and I got exposed to the whole class... And teased for some reason. Luckily I didn't get a phone call home and I never did it ever again.
Worst of it is she lives around the corner of the school.
When I was old enough, I felt like a piece of shit for it. Cringey and just shameful. I paid the price though, got teased and bullied for the entire school year and then some.

A few things.

>I once got caught fucking a fat girl at a party.
>I had a 8/10 qt 3.14 g/f, my ex actually, I was with for about three years and I managed to completely torpedo that shit in the curse of one drunken night.
>a lot of other stuff, most recently I cheated on a legitimate good woman in dating and living with with a whore stripper.

Man, reading all that makes me feel like a real piece of shit.

Just to be clear, I used to touch her ass all the time... It wasn't just a one time thing. Any modern day sjw or feminist would crucify me if I ever told this story.

my life

Parents walked in on me trying to finger the cat.
They still look at me with disgust.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Tell us more about fucking your sister, Billy Bob.

Dude even millionaire rock stars freeze up and forget shit. Don't sweat it.

Chris Pratt is a fucking gangster (if true)

I'm in the best relationship of my life and I want to marry this girl but I used to fuck like a rabbit. Probably had over a hundred partners and I kinda miss the chase and what its like to try out a new girl and fuck her in the ass for the first time. I'm scared that I'll go out drinking one night and in a weak moment say "eh fuck it, she wont know" and fuck some bar skank.

I can't say if it will or won't for you man. Personally I'm trying to find that line between what's right and what's fair and what's honest. So far I know for sure that none of it is always exactly straight forward.

Just go with the flow, relax and make your moves. Make sure you end up in the better end as often as you can.

I have 7 years married and I was just like you, if your wife gives you a huge amount of sex, you will be fine. But if she start to deny sex, I will bet that you will start looking around

Slept with my best friend's girlfriend. They were fighting about something and I comforted her. We had sex twice. Now that there back together it doesn't feel the same, but she acts like nothing happened. I genuinely feel bad and know that it's going to enviably tear our 15 friendship apart.

Roll

Before we started dating, my girlfriend had a fling with a guy I worked with and sometimes I could hear them fucking next door (company housing).

My girlfriend is the only woman I've ever slept with, while she's probably had 20+ partners

Relationship is great but we don't have sex nearly as much as we used to, maybe once a week down from twice a day.

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