QUICK! Claim your theater Snakfu

QUICK! Claim your theater Snakfu.

Patrician choice.

I MITE GET TREE GOOBAS

I always bring a loaf of bread to the theater with me. People say it's weird to eat plain bread, but I don't give a hoot, son.

Cookie Dough Bites are God-tier.

Especially soaked in movie theater butter

sno caps

female ghostbusters

here I said it

fucking claimed

Water

Close, but no cigar

Crab legs

>buying theater food at all pleb choice desu

looks like goat poop

This.

I cook grilled chicken at home, wrap it in lettuce and shove it in my pocket. The ticket tippers are usually retarded teenagers and never suspect it.

>Not buying the same candy for a dollar at CVS and sneaking it in your gf's purse

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>Large Popcorn
>Drench it in butter
>Jalapenos

>gf

I MIGHT GET FO GOOBAS

>raisins

Grandma Lisa, how did you find this website? Exit immediately.

Raisinets are Ambrosia, you swine.

Yup. Nature's candy dipped in chocolate.

Popcorn is pleb tier shit son. I don't give a damn if it's been standard forever either.

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Any sort of crunchy food should not be sold at a movie theater tbqh.

Theaters have such a vendetta against phones, when honestly i'm way more agitated by uncouth dipshits chomping for 2 hours straight on popcorn and nachos.

on topic though, cookie dough bites. Better to just buy them at CVS or Walgreens in a bigger box for cheaper and put em in your waistband, though.

I MIGHT GET FI GOOBAS

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Good post. Wish there was a CVS or Walgreens up here in Canadia.

Just had a thing of those two days ago. They ruined my ability to taste anything for the rest of the day

I went all out on Lobby food when i went to see Warcraft. Pizza, Hotdog, Large Popcorn, Large Coke. Enjoyed all of it

>not sneaking in a 5 course meal and bottle of wine under your trench coat

Lemonheads are the truest answer. Next is Sweet Tarts.

haven't gone to the movie theater since 2005

>Lemonheads
You were that kid who had terrible BO in middle school and no awareness of it

How can american snacks even compete?

Fooken' pleb.

Rippin off the top of the bread, then grabbin a piece of that sweet sweet inside, eat that with a spoonfull of nutella. Top shit.

>eating at the movie theater

just wait two hours and then you can eat proper food for half the price.

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That shit is gross as all hell.

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and a thermos full of beer

goobers aren't American?

>individually wrapped

Ice cold coffe

Nobody else eats potato chips?

>chow mein
>not fried rice

This is the correct answer

The rest of you faggots are, of course, absolute clueless faggots

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Is this in America? The best Brits have are cold hotdogs and lukewarm nacho cheese. I can't imagine any hot food in the cinema, wouldn't the whole place stink of it?

goobers are not given enough credit

Am I too late for mike and ikes? I'm talking buying them at the dollar store beforehand and bringing in your coat. The SHUSHUKSHUSHUK sound of the box shaking as you walk in is what makes them even sweeter

In Canada there's pizza, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, and even pulled pork sandwiches. The only smell that bothers me is mustard.

its so pathetic that american companies have to label their stuff "with real fruit".

godlike

gummy bears tbhfam

Zizi claimed

I love's me some Clark.

AY YO I LOVE DEEZE GOOBAS

Twizzlers.

Fucking delish mang

>not buying a bottle of Chambord and sneaking it in your girlfriend's purse so you can both sip out of it with straws during the movie

i gots to have my great ocean.

im drinking mount gay rum and not sure what the fuck I'll watch tonight but I'm in the mood for some semi-goofy shit so maybe Ichi the killer

Popcorn because I'm not a faggot like all of you

Unless it's a hot summer afternoon. Then I might go with tequila.

...I don't have any money,

Large bag of CVS-brand multi-color Swedish fish.

Good man.

This as well.

Fuck is this?

This is obviously a food thread. Go to the food board! Single file now!

>eating snacks
>not eating legit meals with your movie
>not ordering a Philly cheesesteak or a specialty pizza or a smoked bacon burger
I pity the dead.

These or cookie dough/brownie batter bites

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Stroopwafels to be honest

Holy fuck how old are you?

Matcha (kind of green tea) pocky, they are fucking d e l i s h

This is THE most disgusting thing in the world.

Dibs
Airheads Xtremes bites
Twizzlers

>no junior mints
fucking plens

I eat like 3 of these when I go to the movies desu

>tfw sneaking in a huge bag of Raisin Bran Crunch and a thermos filled with 2% milk to the theater
Shit's tasty man, I also like bringing in those mini bottles of whiskey in my coat

I once snuck in a block of blue cheese and ritz crackers. But it became bothersome to eat, so now I prep it before I go there. I take 2 crackers and put cheese inbetween them. Then wrap them with aluminum foil. Take like 30 minutes to prepare but worth every savory bite.

>tfw drinking water after eating sour skittles

Looks like a Butterfinger.

Is there anything more perfect than licorice?

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That's completely anecdotal, you retard. You think the people that manufacture lemonheads reek of BO? do you think the president of lemonheads Stinks of BO?

Truly the worst "candy" there is.

No there isn't, fuck the haters

Do you people seriously not take a giant bag of randy candy with you?

>2016
>not going to the McDonalds drive through beforehand and reeking the entire theater of fries and mcdoubles

random not randy

FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU

Eating in a movie theatre is degenerate and plebeian.

>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""candy"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

jesus christ why not just eat a few spoons of sugar and call it a day

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I bring a Ziploc of spaghetti

Not really getting that connection. Did you have a rough childhood?