Spooky toys

spooky toys

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Spooky board games.

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I'll post all of my toys if you do ;p

and one more picture

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-I want to fuking die
-Same man, same

Best Taco bell order ever

I wanna join

hey hunnibuns

ooo what size are those?

XL McCafe ice coffee cup compared to XL Tucker from Bad-Dragon

wow. can you fit the whole thing?

Is the coke can a dildo too?

What could you expect from people working in fast food?

Damn they all have a cum tube :o

Jesus you must be stretchy

no, that's just for size reference. but I could probably fit it if I tried
those all look really fun

M unflared Chane (Luna) >.>
L David (Davy)
XL Tucker (Meatboi)

Larger than Chane anal beads

Not pulling the other 5+ toys out and Snarf as 3 others like the We-Vib. It is a fun blutooth toy. Can even host and make Snarf control ot around the world. Recommended if you want both dildo and vibrator heaven

Not the knot on either D or MB

I've tried to get a 1L bottle in before to no avail

Not really
I feel like a virgin everytime
Tight ass is what Snarf and other gays call it.

(Item image) Rane
Shoved a dildo up dat and boom! M sized David. Can put him on Davy. So XL size then.

wow those are all pretty massive. we-vibe sounds like fun

how much did you fit?

how do anal beads feel?

I don't toy too often so it always feels that way for me too, but I get loosened up pretty quickly

I want to die from anal play.
Fuck I smoke more so I can get cancer faster.
I enjoy self destruction
So the pain of big size is more enjoyable
Anal cancer please pop up soon *pouts


Balls popping out
Like a shit on a string

Barely any of it to be honest

Depending on the size, pretty amazing tbh

I didn't see a lot of clowns tonight. Only six.

Maybe you were looking in the wrong direction. I saw way too many and me and my buddies knocked one to the ground only to find out it was a kid we knew in grade school

I'll have to get small beads then
why so destructive?

do you have any?

Still tight, but yeah, my fist works in. Had to fish out a butt plug that ventured tooooooooo far.

You have to be 18 to post on Sup Forums

how did it feel to loose a plug up there?

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So i guess the coke can went inside you at one point. Did you do it cold or room temp?
I see hairy leeeeeeg.
Sup mang. How was work?

Ya I own a small ascending set, but I've played with a larger set and it feels amazing especially if someone else is pulling them out because they can tease your hole like crazy by gently tugging it. I don't thing I've ever leaked so much precum since that day

Damn that sounds like an experience. Worst I've done is lose a marble up my nose

Oh shit son. Is 25 older than that?

I looked all over the place. There were only six clowns. Five Jokers, three were from The Dark Knight, one was a Jared Leto Joker, and one was a trump mask painted to be The Joker. I saw four soldiers, one Naked Snake, a Zulu Warrior (the best costume as far as actual costume), a Beetlejuice, a few men in women's lingerie, and a bunch of pirates. By far the most interesting thing I saw was the former head of the Texas Republican Party wearing a bright yellow suit and a jester's cap holding a sign that read "Trump is a Child Rapist." The costumed people to normal dressed people was underwhelming, most of the people who were out were dressed

Oh I thought you were talking about those crazy clowns terrorizing people down in the states

the coke can never went into me
their only somewhat hairy

ooo, I've definately got to get some then

I don't believe any have been reported in Texas so far. But this is Austin, which prides itself as being a city for freaks. I sort of hate it here.

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Oh yes you do they are so much fun to play with

I live in canada and we have yet to really get any reports other than on the far East coast and yet some idiots still thought it was a good idea to dress up as clowns and try to intimidate people, but what they didn't expect was that most Canadians drink a lot so they are basically looking for a fight most of the time

more porn!
bonus points for reach around or hands free orgasm

try it, i have. just make sure some blu-tack goes over the pull ring assembly.

I'm bored

hey riley

you're canadian too, whereabouts?

to stop them from sliding in?
are you very hairy?

Canadian fights are two people not saying sorry to one another forty times.

hi jeff

how you doin?

I'm ok, I guess. how are you

Why not move to Denton?

This place is nice, but opportunity is poor unless you're yuppie scum looking to gut old businesses and turn them into night clubs

pretty good. had some fun earlier, and I'm gonna head to sleep in a while

I'm shocked I haven't off myself yet.
Raped when I was 7. Mom kills self when I'm 12. No dad, ever. Grandpa beat me up every day and night drunk. Awake or asleep tell I was 13. All my life in school bulling. Raped again at 19. Join U.S.Army, knees stop working. Barely work now days. Falsely accused of Domestic Terrorism recently.
$10,000 now in debt.

I live on the far West coast near vancouver.

That might be the stereotype of the people living in big cities, but most of the time if your drunk and someone looks at you funny. That's grounds for a beatdown

fun involving something from an earlier pic you posted?

Holy shit user I'm sorry
My life blows for the most part but I still have my parents at least.
Stay strong buddy. I believe in you

You sound like you lead a fun life

Maybe you should build bombs a little more discretely

Are there jobs in Denton? Opportunities for artists? I was thinking about moving to Dallas, it's better as far as art is concerned. There is only the UT gallery here. I have never been so far away from massive art museums until I moved here.

I imagine that Canadians fight like Australians.

wow, that's a hell of a lot to have to live through. ever went to talk to someone about it?

ah, I'm down in south ontario

fun with a couple of them, yes

I didn't lose it. I fisted myself to grab it. But exciting knowing I could pond things in me with no fear of poopoo come out.

Alright
Enjoying this call center shockingly

Yeah why fear, you'll shit it out later. Lost a small vibrator that way.

nah to stop them tear your insides. I dought you'll get it stuck. if it does happen get a suction cup to pull it out.

Competition in that field is pretty stiff, but it can be done. There are a lot of art companies, and public art seems very popular

It's mostly just mediocre small businesses and restaurants for steady work though

Not sure how Australians fight, but sometimes shit gets pretty gruesome

That's not in canada :/

I always fear going to the hospital to tell them I've lost something up my butt :s

I'm going to guess the biggest ones

Yeah the mental watd who stuck a $6000 bill on me. Now I want to die more for it.
And I just turned 23.

I'm talking about art galleries. Any world renown art galleries? How far is it from Dallas/Fort Worth?

Australians fight poorly. Gruesome for a Canadian is different from gruesome for an American.

cool. just don't the people you have to deal with let you down. What do you like best about call centre?

Doctors and nurses pull weird stuff out of Butts all the time, and there's the whole doctor/patient confidentiality on paper but they all talk shit about it anyway lol

Don't be

Woman stick things up the pee hole. A lot or some stupid crazy shit like ass cancer. The docs would just give yeah an enema.

ah, I can almost get a fist up there. guess I'd lose stuff up there

yeah I'd hate for that to happen.
so, are your legs very hairy?

both the bad dragon ones

it is just down south a bunch

Dunno about that, I'm not a part of that scene; it's about 30mins from DFW without traffic, 45 with

I was close

Like I said I'm not really sure how Australians fight, but around here the fight usually ends when the cops get called or some one calls for an ambulance

I know they find weird shit all the time, but that doesn't relate to me personally. What does though is when I have to explain to them how a carrot got lodged in my insides

I think I'm banned from America anyways

I used to work for CenturyLink when I was 19. So i know bad calls. But this is a 10 progam donaton no profite nor drug testing call center. Librale

Hell told em about all da shit, still in training but not up for firing if shit happens like in 7 hrs.
Insurance is calling old job about the cancel. And possibly get my bills handled. If not more stress. Can't sleep and the voices are getting harder to ignore lately.

Shiiii imma tipsy

hope things get better for you soon.
happy belated as well

so was I, until I finished~

what'd you do?

Probably for the same reason most other docs find [object] inside a butt: feels good man

i tink they're the same as yours. My lower bosy is hairy upper body is naturally hair free
What do they say to you?

I'm a painter. It's what I went to school for, it's the only thing I can do with myself. That's not a bad drive. What's the rent like?

I imagine cops are called for anything up there. Someone knocked over a trashcan, quick, call the cops! Back home in the desert, there was a fight between two homeless people over a sleeping spot that ended with one setting the other one on fire.

hilarious

oh, I'm kinda hairy all over

I'm an incorrigible flirt

is that a good thing?

I don't know. it hasn't hurt me so far

so far

You guys make me glad I fuck butts and not butt fuck :c getting your prostates checked must be boring.

yep. maybe one day it'll come back to haunt me

playing with a prostate is super fun

hmm getting your winter coat :)
work that body and get the right buldges. :)

Not really sure. Last time I tried to go they told me I would be arrested if I crossed the border, but then again that was quite a long time ago

Probably. The most awkward is when you find an object in your body after surgery

>went to find more if this cute Russian doggo
>find this
I want to fuck the puppy.

The more you stretch
The bigger the shits btw

Most docs don't care since gay things happen. Or straight extreme action.
But they don't care. Some see 100 to 1000 patients so you'll blur. Hell the mental ward lost me for hrs. Inly 10 of us and they though i left hrs ago. But I'm in the public only watch tv.
Docs blur peeps. But yeah, embarrassing, but health or emotions? Which matter more?

Funny thing, got my wisdom teeth removed that same day. Lol legally drugged.
But if not, fuck it who cares if I die, my life of misory to choose to end

What don't they say
Kill self
No one wants you
You're a problem
You're mother was right when she said she should have aborted you like the other one.
Any relative family's trama of abuse relapses
All the kids in school knew you didn't belong
The queer peers we're right, you should kill self so they don't have to deal with you

And it goes on and on

Yes unless theres a team of doctors working on removing your little brothers halo action figure from your love nut.

perhaps, but it might not

it's fuzzy and keeps me warm
that's what I'm hoping to do

oh, that's kinda crazy. but still I'm in canada, not the states

there's a whole bunch of it out there. it's all gay though

well hopefully it get's better

I don't put those kinds of things up there

that's what I;m counting on

If I were a sculptor I would want to be like Giacometti and Oiticica.

it's a mystery, how exciting

Forgot to say;

Grandma had mom at 16
Mom had me when 15
Grandma single parent, went through two devorces.
Ma hand me to gran. Gran raised me tell I was 12. She was my mom tell then my real mom had to jump in. I've had 4 step dads. All but the new one wanted me gone before and after my mom took over. So step daddy hating you issues too.

Fuck, I should die. No one should deal with this and be guilt tripped to live just to suffer moar.

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Maybe you should put those things up there. Its the adult way to play with your old toys.

I wonder how it would bite my ass though

so cute

I play with them in other ways. ways where they don't go up my butt

That just sounds like you're doubting yourself. I've had them thoughts at two stages of my life and i'm still here. You may have started out worse than me but we all only get ahead by keeping at it.
I really do hope you come to terms with what you've been heaped with and fight through it all.
Good luck man and get some sleep.

Oh no its ALL gay? Nevermind then I dont like that.

legs ruin it

that's part of the mystery