Anyone have any cringe stories?
Here's mine
>Be me in late Highschool
>Staying at a good friends house in town (who is a girl) for a party the next day because I lived so far way from town and wouldn't be able to make it in
>go have a shower
>Halfway thru shower really need to take a shit
>holy fuck really need to take a dump man
>No toilet in the bathroom
>Fuck here it comes
>Shit in the shower
>stompwaffle it down the drain
>Thankgod its gone now
>fuck
>water is not draining down shower drain
>oh fuck
>my massive shit has blocked the drain
>freaking out
>fuck Fuck FUck FUUCKCK
>Shower is flooding
>Try to remove top of drain
>it comes off thank fuck
>reach down and remove handfuls of my own shit
>Plus hair, and slime and who knows what
>water is draining again
>but now I have handfuls of shit to deal with
>Only place I can think to dispose of it is in the toilet
>Toilet is down hallway past lounge room where friend + her family is
>FUCK
>find a plastic container and fill it with my shit
>wash my hands best I can and dry myself
>smuggle shit box under my towel down hallway
>Friend says "Hey user long enough shower for ya haha"
>awkwardly laugh back and quickly shuffle to toilet
>dispose of the shit
>smell and sight of it again when I open lid
>vomit in toilet too
>fuck
>its over
>sneak back and smuggle shit container to bin
>Smell hand
>Still smells like my arse fudge
>Wash hands with heaps of soap
>Shit smell still sorta there
>Fuck my life
>mfw (pic related) My friend probably thinks I had a massive wank when I really clogged her shower with my shit
>Would rather her think I masturbated in there than what really happened to be honest
>Fuck I'm disgusting
Anyone have any cringe stories?
how the fuck did you get away with this
Fuck man. God must have took pity on me after witnessing me shovelling my own shit out of a drain with my bare hands.
The worst bit was waddling down the hallway trying to conceal this container of shit. Holding it between my legs as I had the towel wrapped around my waist.
Never again
Fucking lol
Imagine if you squeezed too hard with your thighs and exploded that shit
Jesus kek
Yeah it was one of these flimsy fuckin Chinese food containers exactly like pic related.
I was scared the cunt of a thing was gonna drop down. Imagine having to explain that
>stompwaffle
Holy fucking kek
Thank you for the chuckle op
Why on earth was that in their bathroom?
Why would anyone even have this in their bathroom?
They had odds and ends in it. Found it in the cupboard under the sink.
Was gonna empty out a shampoo bottle and try ram all my crap in there until I found that container.
What the fuck
underated post in te earlmornin.
Jesus op
fuck our stories. you did enough secret agent shit to outdo bond. when was this and wht is pic you uploaded
>>No toilet with shower
...
> First girlfriend at age 16
> Get into some heavy petting on her bed almost everytime I go to her house
> Start fingering, badly, but like I care
> Feel a need to piss
> Go to toilet with a boner
> Cant manage to get the angle right to piss downwards
> End up spurting on the walls a bit
Repeat process over and over for months until I can pee with a boner.
Wasn't ever brought up by GF's mum, who would have had to clean it.
Worst thing is the shit would have gone down after you removed all the hair. Hair blocks up drains so easily.
>>Be me 24
>>Back in highschool I jacked off on the toilet seats all year for my junior year
>>Class was near bathroom so I got to hear normies gasp and cry when they sat down in my cum.
>>Watching them come out of the backroom mad as fuck and embarrassed
>> I dont do this anymore but it was fun while it lasted..
Was in like year 10 or 11 at school, so like 3-4 years ago. I try to feel proud about how I got away with it but all I feel is shame kek
Its a pic of my exact expression when I think about it. The time I spent in there plus the funny waddling walk I took straight to the toilet would have made her and her fam think I was choking the chicken in there for sure.
I'm pretty sure its a pic of Australia's worse mass murderer too kek.
Fuck bro as if ya didn't clean that shit yourself haha
wiping the poiss off with toilet paper didnt get it off user. it was noticeable still.
>First girlfriend at 14
>I go up to the mountains to visit her
>She lived in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>We go on a nice walk in the wilderness
>Civilization miles away
>We make out as the sun sets
>She suddenly gets on her knees
>Smiles at me in the most amazing way
>firstbjtime.jpg
>She pulls my dick out
>oh fuck yeah
>She sticks her tongue out so goddamn slowly and I'm ready to lose my mind
>Her tongue touches my dick
>My leg twitches from the excitement and I knee her square in the fucking face.
>She hits the ground like a ragdoll
>I'm dying of embarrassment
>I reach down to help her and I end up slipping and falling into a fucking thorn bush.
We ended up just laying there and laughed about it for a while. Surprisingly she didn't dump my ass after that.
Top Kek
Bruhhhh
>wafflestomp
wtf OP
>be me 16 beta faggot
>have weird obsession with creating cartoons
>cartoons = complete fucking cancer
>have crush on hottest girl in school
>15/10 no lie
>me be -100/10
>one night have complete fucking derp moment
>create cartoon outright admitting love for girl
>post shit ONLINE
>few weeks pass forget all about it
>Girl and groupies approach
>"user, do you go by **** on the internet?"
>ohshitnigga.png
>"uh no" pic related
>they all fucking know, start laughing
>"Did u post that stupid thing about loving me?"
>admit it, no point denying
>"Never talk to me again you psycho creep"
>she walks off with groupies
>my heart broken and any respect I had crushed
>no one really liked me after that
Fuck bro
Do you still have the cartoon? Should post it here
Discloses to much information, i also doubt i would find it again
post a cartoon
Fair nuff
Was it like stick men or like a lot of effort?
Should post a different cartoon to see what they're like then. Should be cringe enough kek
This shit was a long while ago - they are basically all gone
It wasn't as bad as stick figures but I'm no artist, basically enough just to get the point across
Who the fuck doesn't have a toilet in with their shower????
Tasmanians.... Outside toilet.
Launnie represent.