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islam is a cult edition

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arriba espana

I WANNA RUN TO YOU

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need bf

honestly wish i could post my fb or instagram sometimes so i could show you how devastatingly normie I am.

lmfao

but you never will because you don't have the balls of a normie and will forever be confined to autistdom

really wish i could batter a yank

exactly

why the fuck would you want to camp when you can stay in a travelodge for £29 a night

I could really batter a wank out right now ;)

my 'nder

IMAJUN MY SHOCK

He is literally Patrick Bateman

YAT YAT THUGS ARE NUMBER WANNNNN

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/brit/ is shite tbqh

I'm too intelligent to follow YouTube celebrities.

I am not a virgin. I've seen action, by God. I've been there and done that. I've soiled that bedding.

First for Maisie, for Cara, for Charli.

First for the United Kingdom, for Lord Cravendale, for the Janitor.

First for Kevin, for Timothy, for William Keith.

For Matthew Easton, for Kyary, for the girls of Babymetal, of Perfume, of Charisma.com.

For Aisha and Rosy and Sara.

First for love, and compassion, and the way of the tiger.

First for you, and for me, and for the things we'll see.

First for All.

Only retards follow talking heads and their drama.

>le 56% land

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Martin Hay
Martin wee man, its got tae be said
You're sister was shite at giving head
But this is atween me and you
So just sit back and get rid ae the glue
Ano ye slabber an awful lot
An if a wis you, ad have lost the plot
In the heid a hink yer slow
Anyway Martin here we go....

"Paddy will you back me up"
"A hink yer sound, come on tae fuck"
How wee man, wits the score
"Aw the Posso are at ma door"
Wits gone down, "A dont know"
"They hut ma sister n called her a hoe"
"Come on man just me n you", Martin wee man stay aff the glue

Member that conversation ya dick!

Bullied oot a Springburn because yer a gay
Ye went tae Germiston tae play
Then ye got bullied even mer
Because ae your peroxide hair
So you've got a problem wae yer speech
Dont attack yer hair wae bleach
Just take time to calm down
And turn your frown upside down

Alan Cowan, look it you
Wae a nose like that, ye belang in a zoo
Daft Sully he got done
Ye ought tae have seen um tryin ae run
Johnston mate, your a wummin
Withoot a blade, a just see you runnin
McVey wee man, wit you dain
Flingin bricks ya heavy wean
Doc mate, look it your face
Its fulla spots ya fat disgrace
Ceno wee man your maws a dike
As for your burd, shes the Posso bike

Look at your team its full a wee guys
Have you seen the state ae JJ's eyes
Hillhouse wee man you're a beast
You've raped a burd at the very least
Andy (something) you're a wee boy
Yer sisters nuthin but a sex toy
(Something) mate yer burds a cow
Telfer (something) showed her how
Harper, Harper you're a paki
Jamie (something)'s a fuckin dafty
Edgy troops there hes there
Bam Bam hinks hes a havy scare
The truth is hes a disgrace
Withoot a blade he wont show face
Johnston mate sit doon
Even your pals hink you're a goon

gosh ain't campin just grand
sure do love that there nay-tour

The youth of Australia and the UK are disproportionately nonwhite (as is the case in the USA I'll admit). Just how many commonwealth flags here have admitted to being East Asian, Pakistani or something else?

...

I've had sex but only with a condom

am I still a virgin?

need to know asap

Tell me about quickdraw J lads

Do you have any personal experiences with him?

I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

rasheed

this lad lives in london now.

I don't know but I literally assume every Yank poster is a shitskin until proven otherwise.

foreigners? nah not a fan

Racist

yeah
i rate blankets
nah
i dont rate duvets

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lmao this guy who uploads these videos must be the single most butthurt anti-american ever

he just cranks them out all day every day

I am a 27 year old white male who loves to party and leases a BMW

AMA

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Aye right man you must be kidding, no I’m no get on your knees you fucking midden Calm down Billy there’s no need to shout, well go on your back then so i can pound your trout Swear to god Billy please don’t act like a prick, shut your fucking mouth and suck my fucking dick Swear to god baby i promise i won’t hurt you, so stop acting shy we all know you’re a dirty No Billy you need to buy me flowers first, why don’t you bend down n your cunt will get burst Oh Billy I’m going to cum, theres an arsehole and here comes a thumb Oh baby thats too sore, a big dirty thumb in your back door Big dirty thumb is what you’re needing, oh baby i think my arseholes bleeding Ew yuck out comes the thumb, ejecto thumb from your bum Aw what man my thumbs all stinky, is it baby thats quite kinky Is it fuck you fucking minger,

Ay bb you wanna succ this dicc?

Disgusting xenophobic runt

theres more free legal camping in our country than there is land in the UK

Not sure what you're trying to argue. That we have too limited amount of space to camp? Even though we 85 million acres of land that you can legally camp on? I know we're fat cunts, but 85 million should do

I'm saying you're wrong
amount of land is irrelevant, USA is a bigger country

At the library lads

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>we have too limited amount of space to camp
>we're fat cunts
cant fabricate it lads haha
spank my tank and have a wank, what a yank
cor this threads rank
soulja boy crank dat

>the camping yank runt is back

just fuck off already

why do you always post this you autistic twat

>cuffing jeans
>ugly version of already ugly boot shape, clarkes desert style

h'oh boy

>western new england university
>went all the way to france to study business
haha the american version of deano

nice

Wrong about what? I wasn't the guy arguing in the last thread.

>Amount of land is irrelevant

Why exactly? It's clear that you're trying to make some sort of joke about us having limited camping space with that picture.

did you know that harry potter and voldemort were distant relatives?

the wizard world must be inbred as fuck

Thanks but no Yanks

>ugly version of already ugly boot shape, clarkes desert style

To further this point, Desert Boot style boots are fucking ugly as are Chelseas which both somehow manage to look feminine and backwater at the same time.

t. yank

Scientia Integritas Servitium, that's what my family always said. I stick by those words. Often, in fact. I stick to them like glue on rubber. Hubber bubber. Haha. Have a wank.

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hush your gums you corpulent wanker

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AM GONNA FUCK YOUR MUMMM

alri psuedo yank

Yeah there were only 5k wizards in the UK in Harry Potter
It's a small community

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I like you

keep posting

I thought Hogsharts had hundreds of students.

i could heem any wizard
abracadabra alaka-onebang

*sits next to you*

what hip-hop do you like? hear the latest Kanye?

There are only like 6 wizard schools in the entire world though.

Wish I was a wizard image all the cousins you could shag.

might join Republic

Josephine Margaret Hearne

there arent any farting wizard schools in the world you utter cunt she made them up for that book

feel bad for people with droopy eyes

from all over the region

Is Sup Forums full of richfags or something?

jealous

t. didn't get his hogwarts letter

*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

when I take my power antihistamines after drinking my brain flashes

what are they called?

hogwarts
durmstrang
french one
???

>Harry Potter
anyone who is legally an adult and still gives a shit about this deserves to be gassed
nothing turns me off more than when some girl starts talking about harry potter

Salem Witch's Academy

beauxbatons

obviously people with better looking setups are more willing to post

unless someone has a trainwreck and they post it for laughs

no one cares about generic setups

hogwarts, durmstrang, beauxbatons, the yank one is like hergelbertens academy or something bent
bellend

Uagadou in africa
Some japanese one
There;s one in the amazon rainforest
ilvermorny in the states

What's going on here?

Just be yourself bro it's all about the personality.

An American one named what I wrote is named in the one that begins with the wizard attack on the Quditich World Cup

no its not you bent retard

>watch something from ~15 years ago
>jokes about barrett's newbuilds

ah yes

this image really made my opinion on young girls with bare feet remain objectively neutral

anyone else have the Quidditch World Cup game on PS2?

was great

Mate I think she likes you, go over there and talk to her.

Only got beeped at once today by carcucks.

accio gf!

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could never figure this game out and stopped playing t b h

*virgin walks over to her*

h-h-heloo

*girl uses protego"

nonce

twat

>institute
spacker
mong

doing an accio takes ages of practise mate

accio palestine

Wow... So this is the power of the BBC

accio united ireland

my patronus is a big fat dick

I have not read a book, seen a movie, or watched a television show in the last 8 years that hasn't been utter shit. Its mostly dumbed down to a third grade level. Why don't you answer this; Why is new music not making any money? Why is Hollywood not making any money except on children's films? Why are television networks going broke? Because they don't put out anything worth seeign or hearing. Basically art is dead.