Sup Forums how do i get a girl to send me nudes? what do i say?

Sup Forums how do i get a girl to send me nudes? what do i say?

Send me nudes

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tell me what so i can get a girl to send me nudes. i'll say/do whatever it takes.

>send me nudes

that never works. i want something more creative to impress her

Say

"Thanks, Lori"

works everytime

i doubt she will get that

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Send me nudes bitch

fuck off newfag

>send me nudes
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you're not helping

send me nudes or your mother will die in her sleep

then when she doesn't, go to her house at night and stab her mother

samefag

I have a line that works for me, but i won't post that shit here, because it will work for many people and become a meme that women will figure out and stop succumbing to.

That's what happened with Pickup artist culture after the book The Game got so big that women started reading it.

now we're talking. what else you got for me

Teach me your ways. Please.

Guys help me out here

How about you stop being a faggot and just get a girl you goddamn piece of shit

>newfag

newfag? lel I've been making memes on Sup Forums since 2015 bro ..

>tips fedora

i won't but if you read the book The Game by Neil Strauss, you'll at least learn the proper thought processes to have and you might be able to figure out how to freelance.

>since 2015
that's what a newfag is you dumb fuck

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>what a newfag is

you don't know what a newfag is? XDDXD11

>well meme'd my friend :)0:)))):)))

i've been making memes for ovre a year now buddy so go back to your moms basement

un-creative fucks can't think of a witty way to make a girl send nudes. what the fuck happened to Sup Forums. you make me fucking sick

>you make me fucking sick

get well soon banana-bro

just fuck off already. everyone knows its a fucking bait. kys already, goddamn piece of shit

All your'ares my friend

i fucking hate you

>i fucking hate you
lost

It depends on the situation. If you are a beta friend zoner, it's probably not going to happen, unless you are baiting a gamma chick.
If it's a level playing field, start with being flirty. Don't go for it off the jump. Entice her. You have to make her want to. If you ask, she will likely say no. Most girls send nudes in order to get dick. It's a tease game... If she doesn't want to fuck, she isn't going to show you her pussy. Be alpha... Be confident... women are attracted to strong men. Feel out the situation. If she flirts with you, it's a go, unless you fuck it up. Don't be needy, or emotional. Don't say "wanna trade pics?" That puts her in the power position. Try something like " I'd like to see your pics" but only when she shows interest. Unless she's a sloot, then just go for it.
When in doubt, cock out.
If you are just socially retarded, send hr a dick pic.
It will be a fast yes or no

Hey that's what i do on omegle, works after a couple of hours

Cock out.
I've done it in person at least a dozen times.10 out 12 times ended with a blow job. 1 got a blow job two days later. The other one just laughed and said no.
Worth it

oh it's much easier for me cause i'm 1 cm shy from having an 8 inch cock

Send her nudes first retard.

all i have to do is just put a 250 ml coke bottle beside my cock. they're the same size only in length not girth obviously im not a fucking horse

Triggered.

B8ed

kys

Is that her in your pic? You've already got nudes OP!

grab er by the pussy

>brag to people I don't know online about my fictional penis
>why don't people like me?

>If you are just socially retarded, send hr a dick pic.
>It will be a fast yes or no

I think I just died

I ended up getting nudes of a girl last night without even asking. Was texting her and talking about how my fiancé passed out on me before I could get laid.

Conversation lead to me talking about taking care of myself later..and somewhere in there I mentioned how I stay away from porn and prefere pics of real girls taking their cloths off because they want to be seen naked instead not because they're being paid.

Next thing I know she's sending me pics of her ass and tits from her work bathroom.