Americans boil water in the microwave

>americans boil water in the microwave

Nothing wrong with this

>americans boil their refrigerated sharts in their red cup shoes

>brits have two (2) different faucets

I do that too actually, and I'm from the UK.
Must be due to the lack of a stove in my workspace.

>Brits need a licence to boil their beer

Literally nothing wrong with this.

I don't own a microwave, or a television, or a death cage. Or quartz watches. Or automatic watches. Or watches with a date window or other ridiculous complications, or that lack an variable-inertia balance wheel. Shoes with non-leather soles upset me. Same with shirts with fused collars or cuffs. None of the fragrances I wear were designed after 1979. Outerwear is natural fibers only, although I make an allowance for viscose lining due to practicality. I don't use cartridge razors. In the shower, the only soap I need is castile soap.

In the kitchen, I grind my spices with a stone mortar and pestle. All of my knives are made of steel that rusts when abused, but that's not a problem because I do not abuse my knives. My coffee is made in the normal way (what you hipsters call "pourover" but I reject this term). Whole milk only. Yogurt must never be sweetened. Water should be consumed at room temperature.

I'm not sure how we got onto the topic of my superiority (to no one in particular, but if you are included then don't take it personally). I just thought you should know many people can do better without such awful things as a microwave. Feel free to report this post if it bothers you. I'm only trying to help.

>americans only shower once per week

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staggered that this picture exists and you have it saved for a serious response to obvious shitposts

Huh?

Are you new to Sup Forums?

>2017
>Still falling for the shampoo and conditioner meme

>he doesn't have a designed folder with proofs to defend himself against shitposters

>Not showering atleast 2 times a day
Subhuman trash

>shampoo and conditioner meme
t. Dirty Leaf, what are you smoking eskimojoe?

>Mexiclean

that's dumb

You need to shampoo at least a couple times a week but conditioner is fucking useless

Why not just use an electric kettle or the stove? I rarely use the microwave even for heating the food.

>wasting time and water for no reason

microwaves were literally made to boil water retard

>Americans can't take banter

No fucking way

What. For a 1st world country, you're pretty fucking retarded mate.

THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DO.

Hello green Peru.

How long have you been working in Nigeria?

Have you learned whether they have a tea culture or a coffee culture yet?

>yanks are so poor they can only afford one

>americans

This

>Japan
>UK
>Germany

same

>Be american
>be acoustic

we take baths here my melanin enriched friend

you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

Microwave is a machine boiling water molecule.

>British education

Who goes around doing these surveys ?

People who take their poo to the loo

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>Be Italian
>Loose war against tribes with spears and sticks

I've been here for two years now.
Where I'm at, it's coffee, albeit terrible coffee.

is that even possible? I wouldn't think it would "boil"

HEY

don't be mean to italy

blind people

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