Winter fucking sucks dick

>get half a foot of snow overnight
>it never gets above freezing
>anything and everything exposed to the elements gets covered in ice
>municipality never treats any surfaces so it's extra slippery
>windy so all the powdery snow blows in your face
>can't walk or drive because everything is slippery
>die

you will get yours soon, southern hemisphaggots

NEVER EVER

It's 72F right now where I live.

But don't fucking come here, snowbirds need to fuck off.

i want to die

>be from arizona
>live in desert
>die because it hits 110F and stay there for a week but there hasn't been rain since the last passing of Haley's Comet

Well, at least the grade school children will be happy.

>live in a desert
>still have more water than California
We're very good at recycling our water btw.

>tfw white so cold doesn't bother me and I like winter a lot

This.

>be polish

As if life wasn't already tough

>We're very good at recycling our water btw.

You just piss in a bottle, then drink it aren't you.

>Not cold enough for snow so can't go skiing
>Too cold to go outside and enjoy the outdoors.
>Just stay inside and stare outside at the bitter slightly cold grey shrouding outside.

Boo fucking hoo

Stop it, the world wasn't supposed to know about that.

Urine is completely sterile and healthy. If the Romans could drink it why can't we?

>Too cold to enjoy the outdoors
>above freezing
What did he mean by this?

>If the Romans could drink it why can't we?

Should we re-introduce the fond practices of pederasty, bestiality, and orgies of excess as well?

Literally nothing wrong with enjoying boipucci.

Also, we should make the illegals fight like galdiators, and the ones that survive get a green card.

Still better than this.

It's 42℃ at the moment in my cunt.
>you will get yours soon, southern hemisphaggots
Fucking wish.

Keklel

South Australia should be graded 20+ on the radiation index. Those bastards are being hit the worst with these heatwaves, I think.

I don't know this feel
>tfw it's 37-40C every day this time of year
>tfw it almost never gets below 17C, even at night

>Live in the south

what loser complains about winter lol you don't even need a coat unless you're waiting for something

>go outside
->25 + wind
>path covered with snow
>digging snow
>get frostbite face
Cursed winter!

Thank god I live in a hot and humid third world shithole full of mosquitoes and aids.

>hot and humid third world shithole full of mosquitoes
Typical summer in Russia

Urine is literally a solution of all your body waste products dissolved in water, it's not healthy to drink it.

I'll go there if you want amigo

Stay away :^)