You are Quicksilver AKA Fastman

You are Quicksilver AKA Fastman
What do you do with your new powers?

rape

Kill people with my cumshots.

Forge divorce papers for Jennifer Love Hewitt and forge more documents to get us married.

I make a porno, where i fuck 25 girls in less than a second.

make sanic costume

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so is time like superslow for him all the time or does he choose when to enable it? i dont watch capeshit

Damn you autists are so boring...

Practice and see how powerful I could be.

Get these dubs

Tell Magneto he is my father and take all his shekels

steal a bunch of cool shit and store it in my basement

Finally, a cool reply.

You didn't see that coming?

Become the greatest RB in NFL history and make an honest living

Become a professional boxer. React to all hits and dodge them all, becoming an urban legend. That's how I'd make my honest living while I hide the true extent of my powers and mess around with them without anyone knowing.

Impregnate aryans

Run back in time and save my mother from being assassinated.

so is everything in constant slow motion to him unless he's stood still, because even in Apocolypse he literally walks on screen and everything's super slow.

Shitpost on every single thread in every single board simultaneously.

I'll live an honest and humble life

HOWEVER

>steals Ms.Pacman specifically
The fucker has great taste

maybe you should go back in time and tell yourself to keep your posting strictly to /r/movies

I would become the new and faster Usain Bolt

>being a nigger
You were given superpowers and you decide to be a nigger...

Masturbate

That's racist. White people can run fast too!

Kill muggers and clean my city

kill all immigrants
kill mob
steal their money and some drugs

Don't do drugs user! No!

Fight hate crime