Hi Sup Forums This probably isnt the best place to come for advice but i figured why the fuck not...

Hi Sup Forums This probably isnt the best place to come for advice but i figured why the fuck not. I just recently had a kid and now my girlfriend and i are kind of always tight for money and life is not really to fulfilling. We are struggling quite a bit. The worst part is that im staying home with our little man and she works at a car wash. She just recently picked up another job at dominos so now shes gonna be working every single day. She doesnt mind and i do better with our kid anyway but i still feel like shit about it. Anyways what im getting at is i was wondering if any of you have any suggestions for a easy career to get started. I just would like to make around 15-20 an hour just to be mildly comfortable for all of us. Thanks Sup Forums

If you have any tech skills there are plenty of jobs you can do from home.

don't know if it's your piece of cake, but you might want to learn coding
"java" or "c#" and in both cases "sql" should be enough to start with

that way you could also work from home if needed

Yeah man i figured that and at one point i tried learning coding but i just got extremely bored with it its fucking mind numbing. I was just using a website called codeacademy so i dont know how reliable that really is but i couldnt fucking do it... I guess if it was that important i would have just stuck it out and kept going...

what would you recommend to start learning code?

EMT's it takes about 3 months to become certified. Ez 15 - 25 an hour. Work 48h shifts and take 5 days off then repeat. Also Lots of free food at the station.

Nigga are you even trying at this point?

Pimp out your girlfriend.... I'm not saying she has to have anal sex, but have her give blowjobs to your friends for some extra cash... A couple of those a week and your financial woes should be over.

Film that shit... Put it on Clips4Sale.

Post her tits for us.

lol thats funny dude. Im prolly not gonna do that but thanks for the suggestion man xD

you could also look into survey programming. fancy way of saying you make surveys for companies. its very basic stuff you wont have to learn nearly as much as coding java/c#. you can make $15-20/hr depending on company

nice ill look into that thanks Sup Forumsro . 48 hours is pretty insane gonna need adderall lol

ok and where would you recommend i start learning code?

Why don't you just kill the fucking kid and sell or return the stuff you bought for it? Your life quality is way more important than the one of a useless piece of flesh, so don't let that little shit make it hell

Are you me?
My wife makes great money. But i still feel like a pile of shit because i dont work. Ive tried a few different things but they never take off. Every so often i flip a car or motorcycle. But its never enough money

that's the downside, you need to start at the basics, but it all pays out in the end

you might want to start with some youtube-tutorials, nowadays there are quite a few really good ones out there
afterwards move on to more complex stuff, like writing you own programs, could by anything from "calculator" to "responsive website" (c# mvc 5 for example)

If I was good enough at coding (which I will probably never be), then could I try and make a wbesite looking similar to Sup Forums?

I'm in a similar situation except I'm the one that works almost everyday.

My gf takes the car and does UBER on the side when I come home so she can just get away from the house for a couple hours a night. Money is alright sometimes.

But the main thing is it helps with the stress on the relationship. And gets her the fuck away from me for a few hours.

lol yeah man it fucking sucks i just feel like a useless retard even though im taking care of the little guy which is important as well. Id much prefer to work i get fucking so stir crazy lol

Thats easy peasy stuff. I own one simular to Sup Forums. Its really difficult to get traffic and wont make you money

thanks man i think ill try it out again and see how it goes.

>tfw we just had a daughter 2 months ago
>tfw I work weekends and sell weed
>tfw I work 20hrs/week, make a killing selling herb but she gives me shit for being at home M-F

Haha are you two starting to resent eachother? I feel like that sometimes to man. Sometimes i feel like this whole situation ultimately ends in fucking co-parenting lol....

Sounds like a relationship that will last a long time

and what's also really important: don't underestimate yourself, if some company is searching for an (let's say c#) developer with knowledge of X, Y, Z, .. then just go for it if you feel comfortable enough with the base-language
(you wouldn't believe what kind of people are hired as "experts"..)

yea, basic concept is simple, so if you don't mind lees than 5 online people at a time it's rather easy
(otherwise have fun with load balancing, data-management and other rather complex stuff)

Yeah dude i live in Colorado now so thats my next step is starting to sell weed and maybe get a little mushroom kit and sell them fuckers to lol. I can get ounces for 100 and sell for prolly 200 atleast.

Make E-liquids for vapefags
I dont even vape. Have never even tasted my own product and i make about $100 a week in sales. Cost me about $100 to get started

In what type of environment? do you just sell it to random people or what?

I have the same problem here.
I left my shit job to stay with my son (1 year old, at the time) while gf works. It has been almost 3years now.
Look, you have a great opportunity here. While my boy slept, i studied hard to get accepted in governament works. And i just get there.
If you really need money, slep with your baby and work at night and weekends. Otherwise, focus on yourself while you have time.
*babys on your age boy must slep a lot, almost 14h. Put him to take a nap for 3 hours and learn something in that time.

become a mechanic work out of your garage

I make it in a spare bedroom. Its cleaner than most labs ive seen that make this shit.
I started by selling to a friend. Then they had someone try it, who then bought from me, who then had another person try it... etc etc
As long as its quality, people will buy it.

If we didn't have a daughter I would have left her months ago

thanks dude im definitely gonna try to learn. i love learning and id love to go to college but that isnt an option... the little guy doesnt tend to sleep as much in the day... like 20 minute naps.

wow man sometimes i wish i would have dipped out before we had the kid. congrats on doing the selfless thing and trying to help give your daughter a halfway decent life..

I tried to stay with the mom when we had our kid.
She told me she was on birth control.
I saw a pill gone every day
Turns out she was throwing them away.
Then she cheated on me with at least 10 guys that she told me of. Then i left her. Then she says she made me misserable on purpose so id leave and she could get child support. I owe $13,000 in child support now.
Worth it not to be stuck with crazy

damn dude thats the saddest shit ive heard in a while lol... Must have been hard

Yeah man. This is something you are doing for you and your kid! Work hard and everything will be on the tracks.
About the naps, that was the only way i had to get time to study. Play with him outdoors and make sure he gets some sun. The naps will take longer.
Other tip I can give to you: kids at that age develops his motor skiils at the ground. Put some toys on a nice carpet and let him play, this will give you some time too.
After he can walk, nobody will hold it. Prepare yourself!
Good luck!

Forgot. My family, friends, and the state consider me a dead beat dad.
I never wanted a kid. I never had a choice. And i truely tried my best.

Youre gonna be tired as shit and youll want to die from being so sore for about 3 weeks, but warehouse work pays really good

She told me she was on the pill as well. Turns out she wasn't and I was dropping loads in her twice a day most days. we live together and the only reason I haven't left her is the whole child support thing and being a "weekend father"

Thanks dude i appreciate it. Hes already extremely alert and laughs and yells to test out his voice. We baby sat a different kid the other day and she didnt cry really but she seemed like a newborn and she was 4 months while hes only 3. I think he should be rather intelligent at least i hope so. I was kinda worried cause i was reading about how baby boys get 80% of their intelligence from the mother. Shes not extremely bright but i honestly think its mostly a facade she puts up for some reason... I just think she didnt care about school so i dont think shes like inherently dumb or anything... I gotta start taking him out more then cause i rarely do. The mom did when she stayed with him and now that i think of it he did sleep better

kill your little garbage

Was worth it for me. You shouldnt have to be misserable.
If you can find a way to make it work and be happy then do it mang

Uber

Yeah i was doing construction before thats why she went back to work. I basically worked 60 hours a week for a month and we finished this house. The day after flying trusses he told me he couldnt use me anymore cause he wasnt getting his own houses anymore because he was going back with the other crew... So my girl had to go back to the old job the car wash...

My only thing is that even though she's only 2 months old, I love my daughter more than life itself. I don't want her to be raised by someone else and I don't want to only see her on weekends. I hate being with my woman but I'm trying to either power through it or just make it so long term she leaves me instead of me leaving her. I did ask her over text "if it didn't work out, would you keep me from seeing my daughter" and she said she never would. I screenshot that shit just in case that day comes

Link to spam/torment?

Im not gonna kill him thats a rediculous thing to suggest... I love the little guy. Im guessing your some ugly fat neckbeard edgelord that didnt get much love xD Go kill yourself man nobody will care im guessing...

Learn to code. Work online.


Youtube: thenewboston

I hope you find a way to be happy man
Im not vindictive. Plus this was 13 years ago.

Damn dude well i mean keep doing your thing. If you are that miserable you might need to leave. If not you need to have a serious discussion about repairing your relationship with the woman. I feel for you dude, loveless relationships are fucking draining especially when you feel obligated to stay in it...

you have thought about it

Thanks man ill look into it

Leave and you will pay child support you cannot afford and goto jail. Your child will grow up without a father and have daddy issues. Fuck off with this stupid advice.

easy. do child porn.
i'll give you 3 bucks for a pic of his little pecker.

No i havent.. I have chimped the fuck out and bopped him in the face cause he was crying and inconsolable. Not really hard and i felt so bad that i punched myself in the face 4 times for it as a penance of sorts.. I felt horrible and the only reason i cant control my temper at the moment is cause i just quit smoking weed after smoking for several years...

Go kill yourself you faggot edgelord. Enjoy your miserable fucking life you fat neckbeard xD

if you post cp then, i'll do it on livecam.

cmon he wont remember.

Do not feed the trolls.

Nah you should probably just kill yourself dude.. I mean will anyone really give a shit? Im sure everyone in your life that you burden wouldnt give a shit lol. They would probably be relieved if they never had to see your ugly fucking face again xD

Become a labourer, min wage for a labourer where i live is 1.5x provincial minimum wage and if you don't fuck it up you could easily be making 2x min 6 months down the road, from there you get your tickets or red seal or w/e and go up from there. A buddy of mine had a kid a couple years ago and did this

Laborers where i live make shit tier money... Both the jobs my girl are at are about 15 dollars an hour. I just need to match or do a little better working 40-60 hours a week and id be happy... I was thinking about trying to become a server or start out bussing. anyone have any experience with that?

same about you. your kid will remember you as the guy who fucked him for money on Sup Forums every weekend and leaving him when he was 3 years old. because you will. becuase you are a failure.

now post some pics. you already made some.

Too many edgy 14 year olds in this thread

Nah both my child and girl love me lol. If i killed myself my girl and everyone in my family would be devastated. Who do you have that would give a fuck. Im not just saying people that know you like your family. Because in reality someone like you destroys and brings negativity into everyones lives around you. You are just trash and should fucking off yourself PLEEASEEEE lol you wont do it though cause you are just a little pussy bitch. Always have been and always will be you fucking worthless shitlord please die... Nobody will care...

Yeah i expected it though it is Sup Forums lol

You can be a cop
You can install cable

Tell ur girl to try to get a bank teller job easy as fuck and chill so she don't burn out

>i dont have any fucking clue what sort of career i want
>i barely make enough to support myself, much less a girlfriend
>unfulfilled and letting gf work to support everything

I KNOW, BETTER HAVE A KID! THAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER!!

Fucking retards are ruining this nation. This is why we need a state-sponsored eugenics program. Only select individuals are allowed to breed, that way your disgusting and infuriating cycle of poverty isn't forced onto someone who didnt ask for it (your child), or even worse, on tax payers who pick up the slack for you.

Thanks man i might myself look into the banking. I think there was one hiring when i asked but they only make like 12 an hour which is still tough to swing rent and everything. The cable also sounds nice cause i know they make like 15-18. I think the cop is out of the question cause i have been baker acted several times when i was like 16-19 for being retarded.. Also have admitted myself a few times when i was homeless and didnt have anywhere to go. Overall ive been in a psych ward i think like 7 times... Really fucked up cause i went to do a background check to get a pistol and they fucking denied me even though my criminal record is clean... So i doubt military/cop is an option at this point unfortunately..

>The perks of fucking a car wash employee

Dude are you stupid?

Yeah i we didnt mean to have a kid man. I agree the population needs to be chopped and niggers need to quit breeding ghetto rats. We have a nice apartment and a car and everything. So not really poverty stricken and he will have good loving parents. So on that note go fuck yourself you dumb fucking cunt rofl. Plenty of kids born into wealthy families hate their lives cause their parents dont give a fuck..

Really man... did you ever think of something called abortion?

People like you are fucking ruining America. We don't need Dominos employees, we need professionals with sufficient studies.

My fucking god, I read this and It just boils my testicles. Kill the brat, leave the cunt and get a real life.

Your entitled toddler one day will grow up and won't give a shit about his poor parents.

There you go, keep living inside your illusion.

Hey, user, I know it's not the kind of thing anons normally say, but if you're a good parents and love each other and your kid, good for you. If you didn't plan it, well that happens. It's the douchebag parents who end up turning out ghetto shithead kids who fuck up society