I want to buy a dildo online but I live with my parents. How can I buy it without them knowing?

I want to buy a dildo online but I live with my parents. How can I buy it without them knowing?

Just about everywhere onlines ships them in discrete packaging.

If you're really woried just find an irl store.

catch it before them if they open your mail.
Or just go in a fucking sexshop so you'll not get unhealthy/lower quality sextoys. And avoid any risks.

I know, but they'll be like "what did you buy". And I can't find dog dildos in my town.

they wont ask you if you said you were supposed to have a drink with friends.

Seduce your father, then accuse him of rape.
Cause your parents divorce.
Your mother will inevitably order a collection of dildos.
You can just intercept one and use that.

You like dog dildos?

Is that you in the photo?
If so, finish dyeing your hair and we'll talk about where I can put my life-like dildo,

Get a girlfriend loser.
So you can use hers.

Yeah.

It's not me.

Just get your own place. It's honestly not that hard.

That's pretty hot. Got a Kik?

just use your moms.

/thread

Fucking kill yourself faggot

>And I can't find dog dildos in my town.

Fuck sake

>get an apartment to be able to buy a dildo

helpful

I'm a guy.

I wish she had. I've got a cheap one (human) but I want something better.

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Most towns with a population over 5,000 have a dog dildo store, or a nearby Wal Mart where you can buy dog dildos.

Fake and gay. Sage goes in all fields.

My bad guy

I work with gyn doctors. Get vibrating toothbrush and remove bristles. Problem solved.

Maybe you can make the delivery to a relay point, and just pick it up when you're going back home

Hi Sup Forums.

underage b&

get a girlfriend faggot

Pharmacy can also order them under mckesson.

I'm 21.

Wish I could.

>I'm a guy.
/thread

What did you expect? A hot girl in Sup Forums?

Do what I done when I ordered mine, tell your parents that you have ordered something for your friend and they haven't to open it. When placing your ordered place your friends name in the name part of the order but still ship it to your address.

Its flawless

You didn't know OP was a flaming faggot? It's the reason I posted this after seeing this extremely gay thread:

"Oh god, a gay" are you from 19th century?

Homo detected

At least ancient man knew which gender he was and what bathroom he should use. Modern man is a sissyfag in panties thinking he's a girl and still confused about which bathroom to use in the 21st century.

Okay OP, listen to me and you'll be swimming in rubber dicks.

Tell your dad he's a faggot with a tiny dick.

He's going to get mad and plow with that ass like a farmer.

Tell mommy that he cummed your hole

>divorce.exe

Tell mommy you are trans and if she loves you, she will respect your life choices.

Tell her you are afraid of men but feel lonely.

Ask her to buy you a rubber cock at the rubber cock store.

go to the grocery store and buy a squash

I don't care, I do what I like.

just fuck homeless men

That's what i do

Why would your parents care then?

>cummed your hole

fucking lost oh god..

dude it's not about them not finding the package it's hiding that shit from them until you throw it out or move away

they're going to find it, 100%, your parents own the fucking house and everything in it the can go through anything they want anytime looking for whatever and stumble across it

Get a p.o. box. They're cheap.

Buy online thursday evening with 2-day shipping so it arrives saturday and intercept package

I know. I'm afraid they find my dildo, but it is carefully hidden.

Intercept package.. kek

YOU think it's carefully hidden but unless it's a false wall or inside the fucking foundation then there's a chance they will find it

i dunno about you but i'd rather fucking die than have my parents find my fucking dog dildo

My father already caught me fucking my dog. That's why I want a dog dildo.

this is actually genius

spencer's gifts

will work at best for half of the people

What if you keep it carefully hidden in your ass?

You need Christ in your life, son.

That is fucked up.

Fucking America, that's just weirdly pathetic

This.

Just get a butt plug OP

Or one of those inflatable ass things

get it sent to a amozon pick up

Can't tell if bait or just that fucking stupid

fetish zone dooot net

they sell everything with the label
"FZ Inc"

make it up, be smart
we aren't geniuses here, especially if you're only 14

Tits or GTFO.

Go to a gay dildo site

Just buy a dog.

Problem solved.

...

Happy?

Get a friend you trust who's address you can get it sent to, then when it arrives go pick it up. Faggot