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Hace mucho tiempo mexicano friend
Old feels edition.
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canada pls stop.

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umi is shit
bird is shit
jav is jav

REMINDER

you always are first god DAMN IT!

Why you write people and not peeple?

anyone else made zero (0) friends while in college? I'm a senior and have no one to rely on besides you guys. /cum/ keeps me sane.

oooh ohhh- aaah aaah

I don't know

Umi does not have big tits.

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Fear not citizen.

FRENCH'D

Umi is a cockslut

i made a (female) friend in 3 days.

When are you gonna accept that you are not native?

>tfw someone calls Trump a populist near you

>Journalists

I-it's okay buddy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It would be an improvement though...

keep it up bud
b-but you have a gf ;-;

>/cum/ keeps me sane.
>bunch of faggots LARPing
>regional arguments
>shitposting

That's kind of sad

cocks

but he is

>that one canadian that calls everything larping

Who lives back home along with the rest of my friends. I've fought with my suitem8s twice and we've banged each other up really badly and broken the walls and shit

WTF
is
LARP

Lesbians and Rocket punching

>those americans who say they hate canada on the internet but say they like canada when you talk to them IRL

Watch my pepsi

emily

Live action role playing
for instance. someone posts something lewd and includes you whether you want it or not.
Hy mexi, that is you whom Id like to see in those ropes....
like that.

whoops it somehow made its way into the trashcan
weird huh

youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

How do you get such a bad relationship with your flatm8s.

Mine were nothing but love, i love em like brothers, even if one was DUDE WEED LMAO and the other was a dirty lefty.

por ti sí lo haría.

We only say that around Canadians.

Fact: Americans are secretly terrified of Canadians.

How many days do I need to see all the cool stuff in Ottawa (and I don't want to go ice skating)??

uh...thats a lie

I could beat any canadian within an inch of his life with my pinky

>not cherry

when you have no uni friends the standards are low.
>tfw was moderately popular in high school
>tfw it doesn't matter after you graduate
wiat you';re saying you cheated on the gf?

me, but I actually do like canada and canadians

>you will live to see the unification of the Dakotas

>4chinz
>real life

You should never think these two are the same.

i wish i was finnish

Could probably HEEM any canadian in this thread general desu
I mean look at their tiny frail hands

Mmmh, I love myself some fresh cherries

people only hate canada on Sup Forums because of shitposters
no one feels strongly about canada either way irl

>have a 13 hour flight in 5 hours

Fuck me fuck me I hate flying

0

desu

so just drive, my dude

b-but it's cool to visit Parliament Hill and see the Canadian Museum of War, right?

One is suicidal and his dad is really sick and in prison for a multi million dollar scam. He's not mentally stable and attacked me twice when we started going back and forth with banter and now everything's very hostile

No I'm not cheating her lmao

Which area of Dark Souls is this?

will literally never happen
more likely to see a united carolina

>stealing /éire/ memes

The South wasn't treasonous, they just set up their own government

undead burg, duh

>no friends
>likes gayposting
>it's an animefag

Makes sense now...

The museum is actually pretty cool, I guess. I went in grade school, but for some bullshit reason we didn't have time to go to the part with all the guns and shit.

cant

yo no sé no creo que pueda aceptar a un user al que le gusta Asuka.

We were, but no more treasonous than Americans were to the Crown.

by chance, are you actually asian?

>more likely to see a united carolina

business idea: ferry from newfoundland to iceland, a tunnel under the bering straight, a way to cross the darien gap, and a ferry between asia and australia to connect every continent on earth by road except antarctica

This sounds like a roundabout way of initiating a conversation about your trip. So where are you going?

well I'm too drunk to read it right
I sat in a bar with like 15 otyher people and didn't meet anyone so i'm in a shit mood. Care to explain your suitemate deal?q
muh states rights

>treasonous to the crown

TAXATION

WITHOUT

REPRESENTATION

umi is the purest girl in all of anime and i love her

lame, with us maybe some banter got out of hand and pissy pissy (desu im not one to hold resentments and usually calm after 5 mins) but in the end chill.

Once there was another guy who was kinda an alcoholic and the lefty and him almost got into a fight once but nothing serious.

es por eso que no quieres hablar conmigo ;_;

it is always the pure ones that are whores.

Why were you at the bar? Looking to make friends? What do you mean my suitem8 deal?

Nope, 100% pure anglo-saxon. I'm just wealthy enough to take breaks during the middle of my school year and I'm looking forward to the cyberpunk vibes of HK

Sorry that was clickbait

now I remember

I just watched this video about Trump invading Mexico to "get rid of the cartels" and now I can't stop thinkling about it. It ain't gonna happen, right guys?

youtube.com/watch?v=6IhV43xf26c

good, good
my collage grows

hello what did i miss

i'll fight ANY mexican

meet me in El Paso tomorrow i DARE U

Of course not
Nieto will just let us in without any issue

germans are no better than jews

>tfw we ghost recon now

twitter.com/Dillinger_____/status/829907075459215360

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he said he can help.

dont expect nothing more than a bunch of guys in a truck just like our military if it happens (it wont).

Hey Baja

Your what now?

just decided to get outside for once and have a drink amongst others. Too nervous to approach others.
I think I read your suitemate story wrong which is why I suggested you cheated on the gf but my m9ind is a bit flustered at the mometn.

>it ain't gonna happy, right?

>white
>lives in Vancouver
>going to HK

need a thick ginger gf immediately

wish i had money

Kek, just sleep it off who cares about random ass people at a bar

>cyberpunk vibes of HK

just get a job

the gf

Why am i so afraid to go to a therapist

Get a job hippy.

Is Hong Kong like Sleeping Dogs

Reminder that they are more mentally unstable than you are. That's why they become therapists to begin with

but isn't it rather pathetic? I had the chance to have legit friends over 4 years and don't have any. even my parents asked me to get screened for depression because I've made no friends since high school.

No really. I actually don't mind the hong kongers (1st wave of chinese here), I just detest the fuerdai mainlanders.

Don't spoil my enthusiasm, friendo. It's going to be a great trip

real money assholes. i probably work harder than you faggots and for less, to boot. maybe not the american idk their wages are pretty low

>HK replies within 5 minutes
So do you just see someone mention HK and throw a proxy on? Or do you lurk every thread waiting for someone to mention it?

then how do you not have money? Ive got at least 3k from my shit minimum wage job

he has an alarm just like the brit.