USA vs Based Trinidad/Guatemala vs St. Vincent match thread

The US closes out the fourth round of WCQ virtually qualified for the next round barring an act of God himself against Trinidad and maybe Tobago and their future Atlanta United player Kenwyne Jones
Meanwhile Guatemala must make up a 12 goal difference to qualify

Matches start in 1 bong 25 bings
USA vs TNT on FS1
GUA vs VIN on somewhere

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>finding a way to shoehorn Atlanta into your post
kys soonfaggot

Dare I say it?

>nth for the guatechango namefag

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PULIGOAT STARTING
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With Sascha

Johnson is too talented to play LB, should be the RW

You could say that about almost every player in almost every game under Klinsmeme ever

>Birnbaum starting
nice

>Stoke City (MLS)
What did they mean by this?

What the best city and the best states in USA for Soccer fan?

I also need a city or a state where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is very popular among people.

I just like the soccer of the United States and Canada. All football in Europe, South America and my country (Costa Rica) are shit for fucking.

I know some Day in the United States.

there will be a city or state, you only need professional team in the MLS (Major League Soccer)

a city or state, without any NFL, Without any MLB (major league baseball) without any NBA, And without any NHL.

Only MLS (Major League Soccer)

His post is sports related autist, calm the fuck down.
San Jose could do it if the Earthquakes weren't so shitty.

Back 4 is a little suspect, but the rest of that looks good--5 goals good

Sorry

>Borrusia
What did he mean by that?

Not sure why he's trying to go to Israel
I was skeptical of Perry Kitchen's move being lateral at best but a league dominated by Aaron fucking Schoenfeld can't be very good

It autocorrects Mönchengladbach but not Borussia

Who is the GK for 2018? Not Guzan pls.

Howard apparently
He served a year in Klinsi-jail for taking time off, but now he sort of appears to be the #1

I guess Guzan or Horvath
It should be Hamid but Klinsmann doesn't rate him

This doesn't meet all your specifics but Kansas City, Missouri is a great MLS town. Modern stadium, great fan base, players that are always around the national team.

>For religious reasons, striker Jozy Altidore doesn’t place his hand on his heart.
>“I was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness,” he told Goal.com last year. “My mom is a Jehovah’s Witness and there’s just certain things we don’t do. Birthdays, holidays, stuff like that, so [not putting my hand on my heart] has nothing to do with me being against the country, or being any less American.
>“I love my country. I’m very American. I love playing for the U.S., and I hope people understand that that’s why I don’t do it.”

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>Jehovah's Witnesses

It's like you aren't even one of the 144,000 saved.

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>Gonzalez
>Bedoya
>Altishit

0-0 confirmed

because hes a jew

It's time for Horvath to start taking over. Guzshit and Howard are past it

stream please?

USA vs TNT 1:7
GUA vs VIN 7:1
Guatemala advanced thanks to better goal difference.
Dubs confirm

Thank you black jack

what the fuck? the U.S. soccer website said 8pm ET, why is it starting at 8:30pm?

Guys why wont Dozy just fuck off from the nats already?

He's a good hold up player. I'm interested to see how he works with wood and not dempsey walking around all the time.

They always jew you into watching 30 minutes of pregame.

>this singer looks like a chick i used to date

Miss them titties :(

Is he trying to go to Israel?
I can only see that an Israeli club is bidding for him

How many goals for PuliGOD tonight lads? I'm guessing a hat trick with a cheeky assist to Dozy Altisnore in there somewhere

Kevin molino is GOAT mls player in fifa CM

>Hamid hasn't got a USMNT call up yet
KLINSMANN REEEEE

>soccer kaep not sitting

Based poofy haired soccer player.

He's German that's why.

Based kleijsten to score 8 goals

Aside from the mic screwing up, that is exactly how a National Anthem should be sung. Simple, understated, and as it was written without a bunch of pornstar fake orgasm sounds thrown in there.

I hope Guatemala gits gud someday

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I am sure Guatemala user thinks so too.

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anyone have foxsportsgo? I can't find the sgame on the site.

WHY DOES JOZY ALTISHIT KEEP GETTING CALLED

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should play johnson farther forward and play a back 3 in possession. Let Bradley sit back a little to cover

>4-4-2
>Converted fullback
>The natural fullback is the best player on the team
How is Klinsmann possibly any better than Bradley?

Because Jordan morris isn't ready yet i guess

Where is everyone?

Both Morris and Dozy should fuck off from any starting lineup

did paulus lose it for us.
not really a major tourny.

We aren't even in the hex yet and Fox did a horrible job of advertising this.

LEL

>TnT footwork

They do fine starting in MLS, international is another story

Fám

Here to see Guatemala possibly advance.

BOIIII

Are you honestly trying to claim jozy hasn't had an extremely successful national team career?

Whatever happened to that mexican guy in the dutch league who played in the u20 wc last year? Has he gotten good yet? And why isnt Green being called up? Klinsmann called up shittier players like Jordan Morman yet he ignores others?

>Guatemala

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Get Jozy out until he loses 30 pounds

Jozy is literally only relevant when he plays international or against a bunch of Dutch kids

It hasn't been "extremely" successful, but it has been successful.

But how often does he really 'wow' in a game? He just gets simple little tap ins

>The shantytown of Guatemala
RIP

Rubio Rubin barely plays in a league Jozy Altidore dominanted
Julian Green doesn't play in general

Give st vincent your energy \0/

>extremely successful

>90% of his goals are in friendlies or against Concacaf shitters

>Jozy Altidore karate kicks ball ten miles over the goalpost

Or as it's more commonly called, a normal Tuesday.

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Pulisic is better than Green and they play the same position. Green hasn't played a single minute with Bayern, and therefore he isn't going to get called up. Needs a move.

>U-S-A *clap*
>U-S-A *clap*
>U-S-A *clap*
top meme

Do you think Canada can make it?
I hope they do

Those faggots would always come to our house. I was young so I bought into it. Took a few years, but I realized it was stupid bullshit at around 13-14

>Pulisic

Why does Cameron have such a goofy face

Rubin was injured for a long time. He had pretty good highlights in the eresivisie when he was 18, 19. Him, Green, and Wood are going to be our starters >soon

>not leaving that for Pulisic to bang home

Stupid 30 year old MLS no name

They need to win by 5 goals, not going to happen

Mexico will defeat Honduras. That's almost guaranteed. Canada SHOULD beat El Salvador. If this happens they will advance.

Doubt it

That's really interesting, Canada

He's one of leaders all-time for national teams goals and goals per game. He was in one world cup, as a teenager. He's scored goals against 5-10 world cup level teams

>Alejandoop bedoya

talk about a boring match
It's Tuesday, my dude. Everyone must be getting off work or just doing something else.

fucking hell bedoya

>yfw you mute the anthem

Lads, they don't look so good..

They just need to make up the difference
Mexico blowing out Honduras can help

they would need to make up a 5 goal differential between them and honduras
it's totally possible, but not likely

The only unlikely thing is Canada scoring multiple goals

>Altishit

>BeDOOPya

Pls someone break their legs

It was always this couple. Literally a manlet and a black woman

this is a meme starting line-up
sort of like how nfl teams only play 3rd and 4th stringers in the last preseason game, this is the equivalent

>Bradley