Story time

story time

skyrim preorder experience

>be me, 25 at the time
>late 2011, just got off work headed to the midnight release of skyrim
>got off for the next four days of work, preparing myself for skyrim
>show up to gamestop
>holyfuck.jpg
>shits packed out the door
>neckbeards crowding trying to get their greasy cheeto hands on their copys
>lines so fucking long people have chairs and shit
>someone brought a grill
>skip forward waiting a hour in line
>finally get into the store, and bought my copy
>rush to get the fuck out of there, neckbeards flowing inside the store
>get to me car, safe, not yet been devoured by fanboys
>on my way home I decide to make a stop at my local gas station
>cont?

yes...

Nah fam you can already stop.

sure pal,go ahead

keep going

Copies* and inb4 the dinosaur

Cont please.

c'mon lad, keep goin

bumping

...

Part 2
>been going to this gas station since I moved into my apartment 2 years ago
>staff know me
>gas station is a little shit hole, but they have ridiculously cheap shit
>2 for 3$ energy drinks and 1$ large bag chips
>walk inside
>cathy is the only one working at the time
>8/10, cute latina with nice tits, and a decent ass
>she greets me
>"oh hey user, whats going on?"
>first time she has ever greeted me, use to be a stuck up bitch who fucks niggers
>am 6/10 myself, consider myself average
>never flirted with a 8/10 before
>"Yo yo cathy, whats cracka lackin?"
>imafuckingautist.exe
>she laughs thinking im silly or something
>i let out a nervous laugh
>she notices me blushing
>"you're really cute when you blush user"
>start fucking hyperventilating
>walk off to grab my shit before she thinks im some kind of retard
>cont?

...

Part 2 killed the story
Cute girl talking to Op's neckbeard is so 2014

Sure faggotini. Keep going

This is now a cringe thread.

Please stop, OP. Please..

Nah op. Kys you killed the story in pt2

>neckbeards
>fanboys
>greasy cheeto hands
No point insulting that which you are.
Going to a gamestop on release day, waiting in a queue for it.

>gains interest
>introduces female
>makes fake story about fucking to feel like an alpha for once

stay home beta boy

Part 3

>quickly grab 2 cases of energy drinks, 4 bags of cheddar jalapeno cheetos and some share size M&M's
>going all out for tonight
>walk back to the counter
>hear the entrance sound go off
>two niggers entered the store, we'll call them nignog one and two.
>nignog one walks to the up to the counter, cutting me while nignog two walks behind me looking at the beer cage
>"yo whatcha deals on the 40's?"
>latina responds "3 for 5 today"
>nignog 1 "ight ight"
>nignog one walks off
>I get up to the counter and she starts scanning my things
>she talking about how her boyfriend broke up with her and how she fucking hated him
>get a boost of random late night courage and decide to make risky move
>"he doesn't deserve a girl as fine as you, cathy"
>cathy just looks at me with the most fuck me eyes ever, like seriously
>she reaches over the counter and hugs me with her big latina sandbags
>im nearly twitching of nerve right now
>she releases me and says we should meet up sometime
>writes down her phonenumber on some losing lottery ticket
>hands it over to me
>she looks over and reads me the price of all my shit
>like 30 bucks or something
>fucking dont got 30 bucks
>cont?

I'm guessing you will continue no matter what because you need validation because you've already continued when nobody asked you to and you are probably not reading anything and you are just typing all this out as fast as possible.

you've gone on this long,might as well finish

>midnight release of skyrim

BTFO console peasant

may as well. you will amyway.

please for the love of god OP stop

P R E T Y P E
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IM TRYING TO SLEEP DAMNIT

i didnt even preorder my skyrim, went to walmart at 1am and asked an employee to get me a copy, hadnt even put it on the shelf yet
moral of the story....stop preordering shit...just go to a walmart in the middle of nowhere

i have a better story for you guys. I lost the game

i do want to read this story op, c'mon

>tell her I gotta run out to my car real quick
>run to my car to get my card
>walking back in the store I see nignog 1 and 2 at the counter
>nignog 2 looks at me, then back at the latina
>nignog 2 fucking clocks her right in the face
>jesuschrist.png
>she fucking falls back with the force of might and slams against the cigratees and shit behind her
>she out cold
>nignog one looks at me
>"ill make you a deal, you say I threatend you with a weapon and told you to get out the store, and you can leave with all your shit"
>nignog two hops over the counter to search for money
>nignog one hands me the massive bag of shit i was going to buy
>didnt pay yet
>"now get the fuck outta here"
>left the store with $30 bucks of free shit
>didn't call the cops
>went home and played skyrim
>week passes
>go back their to fill up gas
>had to put cash on the pump
>walk in to pay
>ask about cathy
>she has a major concussion and is paralyzed
>went home and took back solitude for the rebels
>mfw i almost got cockblocked by a robber

i got cockblocked*

Weak finish op. You didn't make the end. That's the most important part.

I speak for everyone here when I say wow what a faggot hahahah

Im 80% sure you're not op