VIRGIN THREAD

VIRGIN THREAD
1. your age
2. why are you still one

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>27
>no self confidence, currently overweight, extremely shy to the point that I don't know what to say with a girl

You know what? The more time passes with me in this "condition" and the less I feel the need to lose my virginity...I just want someone to love.

>12
>Don't trust these bitches

I get laid pretty regular nowadays. I find that having hobbies, and doing something you love helps. Having some savings to blow through is a plus too. Having abs is a plus too. Working out is a plus too.

>16
>ugly

>18
>Having no friends in high school led to me being socially inept in college

MODS

21
I'd rather wait and lose it with someone I love
> I'd rather them be one also

>16
>The only one I want to fuck friend zoned me --'

21
I have always been perfectly content 'baiting and also hate people in my space

>22
>ugly, antisocial, no life

GET
A
FUCKING
HOBBY

19
Never had the chance

>22
>porn

Forgot to say
>Socially awkward

enjoy dating a disgusting fat chick

Lamo never had the chance

That's the most beta shit I've ever heard

lol that ahppened to me to

>be 23
>be a good looking guy, musician, good sense of humor, pretty confident
>multiple opportunities with multiple girls
>cantgetitup.exe
>seriously, i can get perfectly hard with porn, but when it comes to irl, something doesn't work
>this has happened with 4 girls now, and it's destroyed my confidence to the point where i just don't pursue them anymore
>killmeplease.jpg

t. 100% alpha male

lol i have none in hs, and i think im fucked for life. I can't act cringe like my peers. so i dont fit in

>22
>socially awkward
my game is shit lads, trying tinder but no success

I'll take "Hookers are a thing" for 1000 Alex.

>InB4 I won't have sex with a cum slut.
Get off your fucking high horse m8 it's just sex.

18
Fat, don't know what to talk about except vidya and weed

lol yall niggas ain't finna never get laid.

" I can't act cringe like my peers. so i dont fit in"

Aka you're fucking autistic and no one likes you

SAME, 21 and waiting her

40

At first was because I was socially awkward but now I just don't care.

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>20
2
>because i watch videos like this
youtube.com/watch?v=6zXPFSWQMdY

How do you not accidentally stumble into sex at some point?

It's like you guys are trying to remain virgins.

>19
>gf is the shyest thing you could get but she's the best I could get

>17 years old
>said something mean to crush while drunk
>she believes some rumors too that I'm involved with some other chick
>I'm actually a cool dude and these misunderstandings have fucked me over
>forever alone
>feels

had a good amount of cool friends but turned out social retard anyway thanks to vidya

18, traps and my attempts to become one

You actually need friends to have the chance to stumble into sex

>19
>I could've had sex with the love of my life when we were cuddling a for 9 months ago.
She said "We can go further, if you want to"
I knew she was talking about getting it on, I had a pack of condoms just 2 meters away.

However, I was dumb enough to let that chance slip, but we continued cuddling. I liked it.

But now that I think of it, it maybe wasn't the best choice. Oh well. Next time maybe.

Chances are you're gay and you get off from porn because you get to look at big throbbing cocks.

>19
>Not competent enough to maintain a public image and believe that there is no rush from my age's standpoint.

How the fuck do you get sex without working extremely hard for it? That seems like saying "how do you not just stumble into owning a car"...

1. 39
2. handicapped, fat and ugly

>27
>Was the same as these two anons.
>Had chances with multiple sluts
>Wanted quality since my first kiss was with a 500 pound girl n my second with a fine 8.3/10 girl
>Time went on
>Lost all friends
>Stopped going out because I don't drink, and only thing people do in Florida is drink and hard drugs.

Now I don't care, I'm not waiting for love, but I at least want to have someone I like.

>25
>Aggressively autistic

29

i am ugly and only ever leave the house to go to work where all the women that are there are cunts not worth bothering with.

introvert all my life. going to be a lighthouse keeper and die alone.

31
Not going to get pussy ruin my chances of being a wizard

>21
>fat
>low confidence with girls and people who are not my friends in general
>don't have any real friends in college

Tbh im pretty fucked. At least I've lost something like 8 kilos since the end of august and I intend to lose a lot more.
Not having any girls in my class and being a fat beta shithead through my highschool years really screwed me.


Seriously if any of you underage faggot kids at 15-16 are reading this: STOP FUCKING EATING, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SPORTS. LIFE WILL GET SHIT IN A FEW YEARS IF YOU DON'T

these thread always made me feel like less of a loser

but i'm not. i watch girl on girl half the time anyways. maybe babby is projecting himself onto me?

>42
>seriously hasnt happened yet, its not gonna happen

Sports don't actually get you anywhere apart from strength..

These threads make me feel like a normie.

Yeah I know what you mean by that
>Girl is a freacking nut since she said she could love me but I was a too close friend

>21
>only about 2 years ago I decided to get my shit together, now I'm getting used to being somewhat confident but because of that I became more self aware. I'm not too worried tho, people seem to like me for some reason, just need to be in the right place at the right time

word!
that's why I create them

>14
>Not ugly, just socially inept

nigger you're 14
also
nigger you're 14
also
underage b&

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> 22
> Until around 18 yo, I had a lot of acnea and issues with my father and it destroyed my self confidence. Still, I had a lot of friends, people liked me but I was too scared to even try to hit on girls. Nowadays, I still have a lot of friends and I feel kinda good about myself but as a tech guy, I spend most of my time with men. I have self confidence but I just can't ask a girl out because I'm scared of them refusing. I had some "masturbation time" with a girl when I was drunk a year ago but I bailed once I realized what I was doing. The thing is that I'm pretty sure that I'd be able to pick one random bitch in a club and fuck her but at 22 I'm at the point where I think that I don't want to waste my first time with some random bitch but with someone that I really love. Sad thing now is that I trully don't know what love is or feels like.

Ha, maybe so. I never really seem to fit in. People just seem to act so dumb to me, so I can't really connect. I'm just missin somethin

this. its not that easy

18
because i don't talk to many girls and i'm super mediocre face wise
oh yeah, and i wait too much for the moment

>15
>because i've been a beta faggot for most of my life, i've finally had the balls convince a girl to ditch his ass for me, we're going to fuck on friday.

1. 20
2. Got no money for circumcision :(

16 ugly fat and unconfident

Why the fuck do you think anyone cares about being underage? Almost everyone I know lost their virginity before 18.

MODS MODS MODS

not that guy but perhaps it's because the other 50% of the porn you watch involves over endowed traps fucking the shit out of eachother

>21
>I'm dangerously cheesy...

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1. 24
2. Aspie

Fun Fact: I've had a blowjob but I've never kissed a girl

Same exact situation as you m8, so far im down 35 lbs and getting better at not speaking like an complete autist. Feels good meng.

18
weeb

>19
>skinny manlet

can oddly relate to that, i've fuck girls but never kissed, well, on the lips

26
5'7''

You must be at least 5'10'' for a girl to acknowledge you sexually

>20
>a bit fat
>too lazy to go out

>underage faggot here
thanks for the advice, but my skinny 140lb azz has things sorted.

18
losing it next week was a loser before

be gay

stop mastrubating and go for it.

i just wanted them banned, brah

>23
>First I didn't care
>Started to care
>Approached by talking to them like they were just another dude
>Or just didn't approach at all

>15
>Have hobbies, but still social retard

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yh really need to get an expensive hooker who will do everything but I can only afford cheap ones who won't kiss.

Mods plz ban this fag

oh, i don't fuck hookers, just a friends with benefit sort of thing for me.

Im 19 and trying to, if i cant get any sex by my 20's ill go full hookers, i dont give a shit with who i loose virginity but id like to do it

>18
>because I dont want to.

I have pretty avarage looks and I am very confident. Losing my virginity would probably be easy, but I am not interested in it at all. All you sadniggers need to stop trying to fit in so hard, because even if you cant WHO FUCKING CARES.

But in 3 years you'll become a Grand Wizard, you're so close! Hang in there!

Yoou can get out of friend zone. Trust me. First stop showing that your interested. But always be the funniest and coolest guy theyre around...not with words only actions and never let them know your trying to impress them. Show other girls attention when your around them. It will slowly build an attraction. The more you show you care what they think or say the less they care. Never look lonely. Always look like you got it all figured out. And that you have stuff going on. Wait a few minutes between responding to texts. Youll bag your babe in no time.

same happened to me, fucked her a year later, don't give up

>Talking to a woman like she's a man
Are you retarded?
Woman are literally incapable of handling the objective approach, you gotta play the game otherwise they won't waste their time, unless you are going for the 5/10's who will take a hand out like that in a heart beat.

what are the chances a girl will ask me for sex one day?

>17
>didn't want to fuck below average chicks
>have severe autism around hot chicks cuz i suddenly care

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Depends on where you hang around.

>18
>porque hablo español y nadie me entiende

Just learn how to be funny also you're 17 years old ,you gotta let puberty flush the autism out, just let nature run it's course and you'll be fine.

I can understand you amigo

excusas :v