And here is our son's room. He's a big fan of foreign culture

And here is our son's room. He's a big fan of foreign culture.

>open the floor
>get on the door
>everybody walk the sinodaur

>american """""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Living with your parents

this

A
FUCKING
LEAF

>barging in my room like that without knocking.
That's how long awkward eye contact starts.

>oh, masturbating again user! Well we can't have that, can we? Shirley, let's "finish him off" *giggles*

Let me tell you why your favourite country is absolute shit.

Let me make that a bit better

>oh, masturbating again user! Well we can't have that, can we? Bruce, let's "finish him off" *giggles*

>opens the door
>he just starts autistically screeching "YOU'RE NOT WHITE!!!"

>have a flag collection
>always have different flags hanging
>last week decided to have a theme of Christian countries
>Had the USA, the Vatican, Poland, Brazil and Italy flags
>older brother and his girlfriend come to visit
>they get my room for some reason, I have to sleep in the bathtub
>can hear them through the wall
>they are laughing about my 'creepy flags'
>they start having sex in my bed
>feel angry about that
>the wall I am on the other side of is the one with the Vatican flag
>shout in a Italian accent
>'THISA ISA THE POPE, STOPA HAVING A SEX'
>they go silent
>hear the door open
>brother walks into the bathroom and punches me in the head then goes back
>they keep having sex

fucking normies

10/10 if that's not copypasta.

You are the best poster on Sup Forums. Every time I see a long green text story with a British flag I get excited

>'THISA ISA THE POPE, STOPA HAVING A SEX'

Sometimes I wonder if having a flag collection automatically makes you an autist.

I mean I have like 13 flags hanging all over my basement and room but I just like flags haha it's totally normal right haha

>britposting

It's not normal unless you've been in the said countries. My mum said that.

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-I should've aborted, he was a mista-
-Shh, he's coming downstairs

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g-get out dad, b-baka!