Mexico vs Honduras vs Canada vs El Salvador match thread

Canada-Mexico broship edition

Mexico has already won the group but Canada is in trouble
They need to make up a large goal differential having only scored 2 goals this round
However their friend in Mexico can help
Starts in 30 bings

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>nth for c/a/nada

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>zaldishit
>sepulshit

the fuck...

KYS osorio

Not optimistic, but I'll keep an eye on the matches all the same.

amo a cacapostea

>Reyes

>Méjico

Go Honduras!

PENULTY REF

Canada move on pls bby.

is this the game thread?

>LEL SALVADOR

LARIN

ITS LIT

DO YOUR PART MEXICO

i will take that as a yes.

We're going to lose this don't we

honduras bringin the bants this game?

2 more for Canada
3 for Mexico

Nah, our defense sucks.

What the actual fuck.
Sepulveda shouldn't even be allowed to play

I BELIEVE

>PUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Couldn't be a game with mexico without this

Are there even any El Salvadorians on Sup Forums?

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I'll be damned

How the hell has the Canada-El Salvador game been the more entertaining of these two?

Ours sucks even more

>believing the Mexico-Honduras match hasn't been fixed by the same people as the ones that tried to "incentivize" the El Salvadorean side.

I saw a Nicaraguan once

Mexico is already qualified+osorioball

it is mexico's xyz team.

Canada need goals
Neither Mexico or Honduras do

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True. Also do they sell those green laser pointers at the Azteca? Shameful how they show up at *every* Mexico game

>reyes
>loses the ball

I literally have never seen Reyes have a good game


Checked

Quints confirm Mexico's shitty fans

>Chilangos

WITNESSED

the heck is Guevara doing there?

Spics will be spics. Any of them can tell you that.

Pinto is out because he picked a fight with primi on a game against lelsalvador, he returns next game.

mexicaca btfo

Ahhhhhhhhhh, Canada being Canada but Larin should have slid that home

layun a qt

HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE THAT COME ON CANADAFRIENDS

This game is boring; this thread is boring.

>Larin
Is he even a professional football player?

ur mom was

I'm the only Canadian that cares about soccer and I can't carry the banter all on my own so its gonna be lonely in here.

yeah, this thread is weirdly dead like mexicos offense.

Shut up and lose to Canada already

Switch to the Canada game, it's Canadians missing easy goals every 3 minutes

Stream for Canada game pls?

What a shit game

Just sub MM already

Considering the big majority here are amerifats well that tells you everything.

I'm going to reddit fags

>head into class when US is up 1-0 at halftime
>professor dismisses us early
>check my phone and see score
>Altidore actually did something great


USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

There are games like this where both teams deserve to lose.

Mexico, we saved you last time
Stop being dicks and help your North American friend out

stare at the wall for the next 2 hours. it will be just as entertaining.

Lmao that match is fixed desu

Yes. What the hell is wrong with you Mexibros? Our team is just going to meme all over the field if you don't push us and trigger our team's collective inferiority complex.

What are we brazil or something? just stop diving so much

El Salvador knows that if they do what that guy asked of them, it's gonna look suspicious af

Both teams need helicopter rides by pinochet if this keeps up.

COME ON CANADA
COME ON MEXICO

LIKE 5 MORE GOALS

;___;

It's that bad? Damn.

They'll lose just to spite us.

Has FIFA commented yet? Honduras might be fucked either way, especially if they "conveniently" have a scoreless draw with Mexico

Mexico vs Honduras seems fixed.

Until tomorrow...

If Mexico just wins, Canada can score 3 more

How man goals does Canada need to qualify if Mexico beats Honduras?

I mean he was basically paying them to do the job they were supposed to do, it wasn't as he asked them to throw the game, if money passed into mexican hands however...

lmao man just lay back ever since that leak about the match fix attempt its plainly obvious Hon-Mex is going to be 0-0 at best.

If I had enough time I would have placed a bet on a 0-0 on that game but I had to work late. Guaranteed money.

Kek has blessed the el salvadorean tonight lads.

Fuck off, /bet/.

I'm here lad

rooting for you guys. it sucks that we're the only white nation of Concacrap always making it. hope you guys can score more and Mexico help yall out.

QUERIDAAAAAAA

Canada can get 2 but Mexico would have to make up the difference
If they score 3 then Mexico just needs to win (and keep a shutout)

I hope we lose, senpai. You deserve to qualify

Take a shot everytime the chicanos say puto

>caring about the maples
weak

Yes
you were dreadful last world cup
Give Canada a shot
They literally couldn't do any worse

>una hora desde que empezó el hilo
>no llega ni a 100 respuestas
ya vayanse a dormir

those are chilangos

This is seriously one of the worst matches I've had the pleasure to kind of watch. Honduras doesn't want to play and Mexico is too shit to do anything.

Mexico is shit, RIP Canada, hello dirty Honduran millionaires

Score at least 4, and Mexico would have to rape discount Mexico by 3.

I guarantee you the majority of Mexicans both here and in Mexico are rooting for Canada to qualify and to kick Honduras out. That should be represented in the national team. What the fuck is going on?

>Canadian patriotism commercials
Didn't know that was possible

>Spanish

fuck off and make Mexico score 10 goals pls. we want Canada IN.

nope, dont give a shit who qualifies, just waiting to beat the amerilards in november

You're not a Mexican, you're a dirty leech.

Obviously some match fixing. Osorio is a meme but even he wouldnt put 3 literally who forwards unless he wants a stalemate which favors Honduras.

tfw no big culo latina gf que le ropa el culo mientras me llama papi


fml senpai.

FIRST HALF IS OVER NERDS

SO IT'S JUANGA APPRECIATION TIME

APPRECIATE HIM AND MAYBE HE'LL BLESS US WITH MEMES AND AN ENTERTAINING SECOND HALF