Ask a male girl scout leader anything

Ask a male girl scout leader anything.

Let's get a few out of the way
>male
>not gay
>not burger
>never fucked a girl scout

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>male
>girl scout
pick one fgt

Do you even like any of the scouts? (Not in the sexual way. Just in general.)

>male girl
wut?

Learn to read fag. Never said girl scout.

Of course I do. Why would I waste my free time on them otherwise?
Leaders who don't like the kids usually are
>lazy
>whiny
>not leaders for long

How does it feel to be a lesbian?

why is my life so shit

I wouldn't know.

>>never fucked a girl scout
faggot

Have you ever fucked a girl scout?

ever had and awkward sexual experiences with any of the scouts?

read the whole post retard

I had women cub scout leaders. They called em den mothers.

I'm very very surprised at them having male girl scout leaders. Pretty sure you're trolling.

While there is a double standard here, it makes sense.

Well...

Maybe-lewd-greentext-will-get-conversation-going-edition.

>talk to this 14yo
>I use animated hand gestures: it's super effective
>she is standing close but her normal frame has sprouted an impressive bust in the last year
>hand gestures to ephasize how a bird in my story suddenly took off
>accidently smack her bosom in the process
>me, her and her pal freeze up for one second
>we are surrounded by other scouts but they apprently didn't see
>how awkward would it be if I apologized for slapping her tits
>we wordlessly decide to pretend it never happened
...

Pretty sure you're a burger.
Eurotrash are more liberal about leader gender.

lol nice story, so where you from?
age and how long have ben doing this job?

Theres nothing to ask then

Northern europe.
26
Since I was 18

Last thread asked for greentext so I'll post them if I run out of questions.

you ever seen a pussy of theirs?

.....yes.

going to be lurking this post for stories. I'm sure I'm not alone. Don't give up on the thread OP.

Because one was your daughter? lolol

Bump 4 intrest

one of the most awkward things about having women under you in the army is their hygiene issues become your problem, esp in the field.

I can only imagine its 10 times worse for girl scouts. any stories like that?

well get the fuck on with it

Ok longer story about it.

Let's call this girl ballerina.
>blonde, braces, big eyes cute button nose
>went to a ballet school
>full of energy, bubbly personality
>always laughing, doing cartwheels
>had a crush on me, the only one who was kinda open about it
>did lots of acrobatics to impress me maybe
>on this day she was wearing white loose short shorts
>"catch my legs user"
>she seemed to go for the assisted hand stand
>I catch her legs
>"ok now lower your hands and hold my waist"
>ok?
>suddenly she flings out her legs in a perfect split while hand standing
>very impressive
>it also suddenly put her crotch inches from my face
>loose linen shorts don't cover much when you do the split
>ordinary panties don't cover much either apparently
>she jumps on her feet and laughs embarassed and runs away
>I now live with the image of surprise underaged vagoo on my conscience
This was some years ago, she now has a bf that looks suspciously like me...

What makes you come back year after year to the job? What makes it enjoyable enough that you've stayed for so long?

diamonds

Well hygiene issues are like the most important thing to teen girls so they always seem to smell of shampoo even after 5 days of hiking.
My only issue is them always peeing on trails.
Never shit or pee on trails.

Similar things happened to me growing up

I now have an accidental nudity fetish
specifically upshorts

Well they're like my surrogate family that love me unlike my "real" family.

Any girls from broken families latch onto you emotionally?

I've heard about it but when it happened to me it really took me by surprise how fast and strong it was.

Mother told me later that the father had passed away and it made total sense.

>local zoo
>winter
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hands down my neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers just a couple of seconds too long to feel my abs up before she slips out
>not /fit/ but I do have a flat low fat stomach
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>contemplate if I can get in trouble for getting molested
>better watch that girl

Did u ever fuck a scout?

Yeah, especially girls with a missing father figure. Also to some extent girls with old fathers. Gotta be careful with those.

Yeah.
Never a girl I was/had been a leader of though.

That's cool that it's like a family. Have you kept in touch with any of your older scouts?

Greentext?

any nipslips?

Get rid of the feminists and you will get your numbers back. American Heritage Girls roughly took 30% of the GSA membership when National in New York caved into those bitches.

Yeah, I actually am loosly in touch with many of them through social media.
God bless social media.

Regular awkward vanilla sex, nothing to write about. Doing lewd things in scout shirts is pretty hot though.
A few. Only flat chested ones that didn't wear a bra at the time.
I consider myself a feminist.

who was your favorite scout and why? (story maybe?) And have you ever developed mild-strong feelings for one of your scouts (beyond family bonds)? I'd assume that would be kinda rough

>pg 8
More greentext I guess, damn b moves fast.

Girls that age do some pretty outlandish shit at times.
>camp
>morning
>girls are barely up but awake
>rustling in bushes
>they suspect correctly that it's a leader come to wake them
>quick! Pretend to be asleep! For prank reasons!
>for some reason this means undressing down to top and panties and lying on top of sleeping bag faking sleep
>plan was to scare me when I came close
>I clear the bushes to see a tableau of undress and underage skin basking in the morning sun
>nope the fuck out of there for legal reasons
>let them sleep in
>they tell me about the failed prank later

you should just keep posting greentext and we'll reply

Now that's tough, I will ofc have secret favourites but I like them all. Singling out one is hard since it's their interaction with eachother that make them likeable.
Also they are lovely gals many of them and it's like a small heartbreak when I realize I'll probably never see them again.
You get used to it.

>kayaking with my girl scouts
>shitty weather, rainy and windy
>we litterally are blown ashore
>everyone gets out
>we are way dispersed along this shore
>only other person in my vicinity is this 13yo girl
>blonde, super shy, cute as only high end rich girls can be
>she is soaked and shivering
>"get changed into dry clothes and rain gear"
>she tries
>she is to cold and shivery to get out of her super tight jeans
>shit
>I have to help her
>wet tight jeans are a bitch to get off someone else
>I am unwillingly molesting her as I have to slowly roll her jeans down and off her
>this is hard
>almost drag her panties off in the process
>get stuck
>fuck up, the jeans rip
>ok
>she is comatose with cold so now I have to dry her off with a towel while she stands in her soaked underwear
>Iamsogoingtojail
>now she needs to change her underwear
>only solution is me holding up the towel around her and averting my gaze
>she takes forever
>apparently her cold numb fingers are having a hard time with the bra clasps
>jesus christ why are you trying me like this
>she manages in the end
>minutes later some cows and a bull chases us over to the right side of the fence
>meet up with the others who welcome us back
Saw her when she turned 17.
She turned into a 9/10.

That's hot. Carry on OP. My boner is listening.

You seem very fatherly. Do you have any kids or aspirations for kids of your own soon? Are you German btw? also tits vs ass

jesus you are a fucking cuck beta niggerfaggot

Girl scout (male)

this op is just doing a nice thing. he's providing a positive male role model for the girls. no problems there. but why he is trying to titillate pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles, i'm not sure.

I am fatherly but I'm also kind of a shit bf so no kids any time soon. Not german.
Ass over tits but that is a very close race.

Just trying to not go to jail.

>>never fucked a girl scout
So how close did you get? Do any of them want you sexually/crush? What age range?

Have any of them 'accidentally' touched your dick?

he did but not his own scout

Eh I'm also a long time Sup Forums-tard so I know what flies here. Also I need to vent a little, I can't even aknowledge the possibility of having a dick as a girl scout leader you know.
And this is b. Assume I'm lying.

anything in particular you were wanting to vent about? Also more greentext if you get the chance

now tell the one about how you accidently grabbed her snootch.

girlscoutsla.org/pages/about/join_faqs.html

Guys can actually be scout leaders

The fact that you're not posting pictures of these girls distressed me greatly

I doubt you're that shit a bf, you sound like a pretty respectful and thoughtful dude. Unrelated question: what are your thoughts on Americans? I feel like euros all think we're pricks

I know he said that, I'm asking how close has he gotten with one if he hasn't fucked any

12-16
Not close at all
Yeah all girls that age crush on guys older than their peers but younger than their fathers. I can expect a good percentage of them crushing on me.
It's mostly girl crushing, onle a very few of them seem to sexually crush on me.

It happens all the time jesus christ teenagers have no spatial awareness.
I'm pretty sure 99% of it was accidental though.

So suspicious because it is you ....shocking aint it

Burgers are ok, friendly but very conservative. I only judge from irl, internet and news make everybody seem crazy.

Well.
If I did you could fuck me over and I don't want that.

is there a hymen badge?

Not op but we all think the citizens of your country are weird...or to put it bluntly stupid...or rather do a lot of stupid things. Some people think America is a joke too.

Also, you guys are very racist which is ironic since the US is supposed to be a "melting pot".

chin up bukaroo!
join the girls scouts
we have fun and... tampons in the woods and stuff

...

Ok more greentext
>movie night sleepover
>it's the day after
>most of everyone has gone home
>other leaders have left
>last of the girls leave and some say they'll come back and watch more movies after having lunch at home
>yeah right they'll just fall asleep or not bother
>I'm alone in our scout cabin and decide to watch the one horror movie we didn't watch bc scaredy cats
>lie on a comfy sofa in the middle of the room
>watch the movie projected on the ceiling
>great sound system
>movie is the orphanage
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows enjoying the movie but also too scared to go change it
>suddenly jumped by two girls
Cont

No shit, I can't speak for everyone but a lot of people think these things.
I've only visited NYC a couple years back and had an enjoyable time. I've obviously never lived there but I guess it all depends in what state you live in? Same with other countries I'd assume. There's nice parts and shitty parts.
The stereotypes for Americans are there though and you can't deny it.

Go on. Also, dunno if you said already but do you just do this as a summer thing or full year? Is this your full time job?

How much money do you make and how often do you usually meet them? Is it a summer job type thing? These stories sound really fun though

>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows
faggot detected

>scared shitless
>two girls giggle
>it's ballerina and a girl who looked exactly like bella thorne (well at least as she looked a couple of years ago)
>after the shock, I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>notice a third girl giving me a sceptical look
>they tell me she's a friend who accompanied them there to make sure they didn't go to a cabin to watch movies with some "pedophile pervert"
>ouch
>20m later we are all lying on the wide sofa getting scared shitless by this movie
>ballerina had a crush on me so she eeked happily while curling up on my left
>bella liked me non sexually and copied by monopolizing my right side
>poor 3rd girl was genuinely scared so she scrambled over her friends and practically lay on top of me
>this looks so bad right now it would be like a comedy if someone would come through the door and see us like this
>suddenly someone comes through the door and sees us like this
Cont

Fuck you I'm a grown little man

Not a job, it takes a night a week and some weekends and about two weeks of summer. No pay.

>I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>I'm not a pedophile

...continue

>Ballerina's dad is an overprotective autist the size of Hodor and goes by the nickname of Frankendad
>I was legit fearful for my life
>see a big looming shadow
>shiiiit
>"what's going on?"
>the tone is slightly accusatory but not angry
>praise Allah it's my beta colleague who left work early to help me pack the movie equipment
>he scolds me lightly for how bad this would look if a parent walked in
>I never finished the Orphanage
>3rd girl started in our scout troupe the next week
3rd girl ended up as the cheeky ab molester.

Yeah we need pics of these girls

So it only last for two weeks? That seems like a short time to bond. Are you slightly pedo though? The sexual tension in these greentext

Praise Islam

More green text.

No u
I don't wanna fuck em. I do have to restrain myself from constantly hugging them. Slightly pedo then?

Also, being around eachother 24/7 in camp makes you bond well in a weekend, easy.
This is also a great opportunity to realize and enjoy other leaders being dipshits.

Do you personally see anything wrong with watching a movie like that (3 girls curled on you)? Beyond just blanket-labeling it creepy/perverted I can't tell if there's anything wrong with it or if it would be genuinely good for the girls. Also what does your families/gf/exes think of the whole male girl scout leader gig?

>summer camp
>all ages of scouts
>I'm for some reason the swim guard of the day
>lots of small kids and their scout parents
>moms think I'm cute so they like me
>dads and other male leaders who don't know me eye me suspiciously
>I bro it up with the teen boys and we water wrestle and play some water football
>then my girls arrive
cont

I'm enjoying this thread, and I'm not even a pedo.

What do you like most about your job OP?

Cont

Wanting to hug cute things ain't slightly pedo. It's a natural response

Good question. I don't know.
My family thinks it's wholesome. My sister has realized it is a family substitute I think.
My gfs/exes were all jealous about it.

Yea it's better than the same 4-6 threads the whole time. Reminiscent of old Sup Forums- that's why I've been following and contributing

have you ever had sexual relations with the other scout leaders?

Shit sry my greentext is badly archived

>of note are two of the older ones
>Bella and Asian-chan are walking in all their 15yo splendour
>their bikinis are matching pink and black looking like something from the victoria secrets catalogue
>they are slightly laced, form fitting and very sensual
>super inappropriate on these two
>both have small bosoms augumented by their push up tops
>their bottoms are a different matter
>Bella has a thin frame with a gifted natural booty rivaling her name sake
>asia-chan has done her best with squats and running to fight her genetics for a similarly impressive yet smaller bum
>high cut showing lots of cheek
>I say what everyone is thinking
>cmon girls whats with your bikinis
>they look like sexy underwear
>tehee silly user it's because they are
>victorias secret btw, not cheap you know
Cont

More stories? What have you seen you shouldn't have?

No. Girl leaders around here are pretty ugly.

Girl scout leaders are call den mother's so you are full of shit m8

>me: change into proper swim wear
>grls: we didn't bring any
>me: well...
>grls: (full pout mode) are you saying we can't swim bc of this? Why isn't it ok like this?
>so they win
>I get told by Bella that I should work on my biceps and delts more
>as if I didn't know
>asia-chan takes offence at all this negative feedback and tries to talk me up
>"well I would be happy to have him as my bf I think he's cute"
>"oh for sure"
>thanks girls, all this in front of the other grown ups
>this is when Ballerina jumps on my back and stays glued there for the rest of the swim session
I didn't need to worry about making a bad impression though since the flag pole fell and almost hit some kids so that's what people talked about for the rest of that day.
I did get a pat on the back and "living the dream" from some boys dad.
Oh and the teen boys absolutely trashed me during water rugby.