/balt/ + /ausnz/

*noticies bulge* OwO What's this? Edition

Everybody here is not funny

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CAN SOMEONE ESCORT THESE AMERICANS OUT? TNX

Okay this wasn't the meme I imagined you would use.

owo

*notices post*
what did you expect?

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*notices crippling loneliness* ;w; whats this

Keep postin then, cunt

Gonna be a bit hot tomorrow lads

I'd prefer an eesti girl to breed with, sorry user.

mummy brought home maccas for din dins lads

I was just scrolling and saw it and posted it to trigger some cunts but now no one's postin, so I guess it worked. unless it's like late in the balkans or some shit

what'd mummy get her special boy then

Im watchign rintint and planing on rewatching dundee, thoughts?

big mac meal ae haha

sounds good mate, might watch a movie meself
maccas is a fuckin rort, hungrys is better

Lads

binkas

what are the best australian movies?

dropped a chip on the floor and can't find it

guess ill leave it there

romper stomper

Auspost delivers on saturdays right?

no

do NOT watch australian "films"

lmao

the proposition

Is it okay to let big strong men kiss me if I have a cold? I've had a runny nose and all week and no physical interaction :c

you'll get me sick if i do

Red Dog

It would be extremely inconsiderate

Inviting all of australians to my crib for epic party

>aussie invasion of thread
I wish cunts would post like this more often ay, the only other place you get so many ozanons is on bloody Sup Forums
If you're reading this, make a post you slack bastard

can i come too?

I have arrived.

Only ate 3 weetbix, a peach and a couple of small salad rolls today.

Losing weight via depression induced lack of appetite haha thanks.

bringing the me

>3 weetbix
at minimum I eat 6 of the bastards, probably for the best cause they're one of the few sources of fibre I have

>ay
horrible, terrible, awful

>wen u cant afford weetbix and buy "wheat biscuits" instead

awful post

Yeah that too, shame because the real things taste nicer. Aldi brand aren't bad though just a little more bland.

yeah the aldi beers are fucking tasty desu.

i fucking hate weetbix

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haven't you fucked off back to your country yet, Chang?

>At gym
>Tried to fart a little
>Sharted a little

im not even american wtf

how much of a change is there if im chatting with a person with AUs flag im actually chatting with Jackie chan?

none

t.ling

our chinks rarely bother to learn english so unlikey

bloody fucking outh mate

currently drinking sake lol

*throws a rotten tomato at this thread*

BOO!

Braaaap

*shoots the american jew*

Need a girlfriend lads.

hot gay sex

ask her

what's that green thing?

(You)

hey buddy i think you've got the wrong door

continue oz slang postin

Blond Eesti twinks

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post you pic homo

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Nice culture digits, shame about estonia being too fast this time.

No.

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uncivilised niggers

ded thred

I don't have any bulge. I'm very insecure tho...

>don't have any bulge
what did they mean by this?

ka jus?

Hmmm, that's not normal, allow me to inspect it. Post pics

yes? would you like them gassed?

I was there the Pepole are shit i dont like this Baltic hipstars they are all american sluts now !!!evrey one speak in English there evrey one just its discasting this Pepole are all belong to poland level not strong russian serbs ukrainans and belarussians or germans

Balts are american and all the world sluts and it Will stay like this forever

Dont even dare to say a balt is a slav even if a balt is a russian even thet his a russian fuck all Baltic Pepole fuck the russians there to and fuck the real balts

Why any strong East cyrrilic slav need to go to some shit land thet no one give a fuck about balts are all losers and hipstars

Russians need to go to poland or hungaria or czechslovakia or East germania bur Never to balts this Pepole are galabol and boring

Slavs are like this

Vladimir go and kill this america Guy
Ok miroslav i Will kill him i hate americans fuck englos slavs and englos can Never be friends no problem moj brat

Weak Balts are like this

Arnest moskivicus go kill this american Guy ok
Ok vladis mirovis but no i can Do it sorry call the East slavs to Do it i love americans i Love there movies and Nigers god bless america we are friends for ever

Fuck you balts you are not importent and Never Will be watch us the slavs becoming empire soon and cry whan russia serbija and greeks take constantinopol back and kill all turks

Fuck you balts just watch the sagas of the slavs becoming great and cry watch us with your eyes

New empire soon it Will take just a one man and 500000000 East slavic soldiers to finish the job of our ancestors

But This time in the next war we Will born latvia and istonia to the Max and replace all of them with polacks and russians balts are a mistake of poland and russia balts are not Pepole they all need to Die just like the jews :)

God bless East slavs and deus vult to My self and My Pride for My slavic blood to remove all balts from this world

lmao google transl8. i basically said "what are you guys up to?"

Iktf

Meant for ya, you the manlet Finn?

im up all the way in ur mum LOL

How does it feel that you will never be kissed by a qt?

I wanna get kissed by natural blonde eesti qt

you know the feel of a large hairy man rubbin your leg?

*does an all me*

does any cunt actually eat weetbix without anything other than milk

i can't eat that shit without some sugar or milo or something

I put a spoon of sugar or two

Looks tasty without anything

do you have them or something similar in cuckistan?

vita brits > weetb*x

Only have müsli and oatmeal

end urself

I'll end on your mums face XD

where are the balts?

You called?

thanks

>NSW getting BLACKED tomorrow and mid-40s
>victoria will be comfy and 28

based

NEED to find two 10/10 SJW leftie girls and force them both to suck on my cock

think a 10/10 SJW girl is a contradiction though

melbourne?

victoria ?

more like SHIToria hah