*noticies bulge* OwO What's this? Edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
Everybody here is not funny
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CAN SOMEONE ESCORT THESE AMERICANS OUT? TNX
Okay this wasn't the meme I imagined you would use.
owo
*notices post*
what did you expect?
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*notices crippling loneliness* ;w; whats this
Keep postin then, cunt
Gonna be a bit hot tomorrow lads
I'd prefer an eesti girl to breed with, sorry user.
mummy brought home maccas for din dins lads
I was just scrolling and saw it and posted it to trigger some cunts but now no one's postin, so I guess it worked. unless it's like late in the balkans or some shit
what'd mummy get her special boy then
Im watchign rintint and planing on rewatching dundee, thoughts?
big mac meal ae haha
sounds good mate, might watch a movie meself
maccas is a fuckin rort, hungrys is better
Lads
binkas
what are the best australian movies?
dropped a chip on the floor and can't find it
guess ill leave it there
romper stomper
Auspost delivers on saturdays right?
no
do NOT watch australian "films"
lmao
the proposition
Is it okay to let big strong men kiss me if I have a cold? I've had a runny nose and all week and no physical interaction :c
you'll get me sick if i do
Red Dog
It would be extremely inconsiderate
Inviting all of australians to my crib for epic party
>aussie invasion of thread
I wish cunts would post like this more often ay, the only other place you get so many ozanons is on bloody Sup Forums
If you're reading this, make a post you slack bastard
can i come too?
I have arrived.
Only ate 3 weetbix, a peach and a couple of small salad rolls today.
Losing weight via depression induced lack of appetite haha thanks.
bringing the me
>3 weetbix
at minimum I eat 6 of the bastards, probably for the best cause they're one of the few sources of fibre I have
>ay
horrible, terrible, awful
>wen u cant afford weetbix and buy "wheat biscuits" instead
awful post
Yeah that too, shame because the real things taste nicer. Aldi brand aren't bad though just a little more bland.
yeah the aldi beers are fucking tasty desu.
i fucking hate weetbix
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haven't you fucked off back to your country yet, Chang?
>At gym
>Tried to fart a little
>Sharted a little
im not even american wtf
how much of a change is there if im chatting with a person with AUs flag im actually chatting with Jackie chan?
none
t.ling
our chinks rarely bother to learn english so unlikey
bloody fucking outh mate
currently drinking sake lol
*throws a rotten tomato at this thread*
BOO!
Braaaap
*shoots the american jew*
Need a girlfriend lads.
hot gay sex
ask her
what's that green thing?
(You)
hey buddy i think you've got the wrong door
continue oz slang postin
Blond Eesti twinks
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post you pic homo
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Nice culture digits, shame about estonia being too fast this time.
No.
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uncivilised niggers
ded thred
I don't have any bulge. I'm very insecure tho...
>don't have any bulge
what did they mean by this?
ka jus?
Hmmm, that's not normal, allow me to inspect it. Post pics
yes? would you like them gassed?
I was there the Pepole are shit i dont like this Baltic hipstars they are all american sluts now !!!evrey one speak in English there evrey one just its discasting this Pepole are all belong to poland level not strong russian serbs ukrainans and belarussians or germans
Balts are american and all the world sluts and it Will stay like this forever
Dont even dare to say a balt is a slav even if a balt is a russian even thet his a russian fuck all Baltic Pepole fuck the russians there to and fuck the real balts
Why any strong East cyrrilic slav need to go to some shit land thet no one give a fuck about balts are all losers and hipstars
Russians need to go to poland or hungaria or czechslovakia or East germania bur Never to balts this Pepole are galabol and boring
Slavs are like this
Vladimir go and kill this america Guy
Ok miroslav i Will kill him i hate americans fuck englos slavs and englos can Never be friends no problem moj brat
Weak Balts are like this
Arnest moskivicus go kill this american Guy ok
Ok vladis mirovis but no i can Do it sorry call the East slavs to Do it i love americans i Love there movies and Nigers god bless america we are friends for ever
Fuck you balts you are not importent and Never Will be watch us the slavs becoming empire soon and cry whan russia serbija and greeks take constantinopol back and kill all turks
Fuck you balts just watch the sagas of the slavs becoming great and cry watch us with your eyes
New empire soon it Will take just a one man and 500000000 East slavic soldiers to finish the job of our ancestors
But This time in the next war we Will born latvia and istonia to the Max and replace all of them with polacks and russians balts are a mistake of poland and russia balts are not Pepole they all need to Die just like the jews :)
God bless East slavs and deus vult to My self and My Pride for My slavic blood to remove all balts from this world
lmao google transl8. i basically said "what are you guys up to?"
Iktf
Meant for ya, you the manlet Finn?
im up all the way in ur mum LOL
How does it feel that you will never be kissed by a qt?
I wanna get kissed by natural blonde eesti qt
you know the feel of a large hairy man rubbin your leg?
*does an all me*
does any cunt actually eat weetbix without anything other than milk
i can't eat that shit without some sugar or milo or something
I put a spoon of sugar or two
Looks tasty without anything
do you have them or something similar in cuckistan?
vita brits > weetb*x
Only have müsli and oatmeal
end urself
I'll end on your mums face XD
where are the balts?
You called?
thanks
>NSW getting BLACKED tomorrow and mid-40s
>victoria will be comfy and 28
based
NEED to find two 10/10 SJW leftie girls and force them both to suck on my cock
think a 10/10 SJW girl is a contradiction though
melbourne?
victoria ?
more like SHIToria hah