Poorly described video games
>article of clothing
>whole game is an lsd trip
>balls
Poorly described video games
>article of clothing
>whole game is an lsd trip
>balls
>Alzheimer's grandpa
>bad parenting
>wade through annoying baddies
>get swoll
>get gud
>get gudder
>be the guddest
>go to bed
>war
>get ass rekt
>take nap
>wake up cuz niggas fuckin with your waifu
>still swole as fuck
>get the old gang back together
>shoot everything that isn't you
>keep shooting til ded
>no disappointment for rogue-like lovers
>purpose of MC being here is always the same
Probably an easy one, but whatever.
tetris
>tetris
>having a protagonist
MGSV?
naw
Tony hawks pro skater
>stop chasing me sabertooth you murdered my entire clan
>produce combos
>fuck hot bitches
>don't actually get to see bitches fucked
>dat boi
>go fast
>do flips for points
...
Journey
Wolfenstein?
Correct! Such an underrated game imo
Dag yo. Here's one:
>Be airplane pilot
>Lead plane goes down
>Become lead plane
>Blow up submarines
>#3 dies
>You "die"
>Innacave
>Satellite gun
>is that a fucking lizard
>did that guy just turn into a rat
>please stop killing me
winner winner chicken dinner
Nemo's Dreamland
God of War, one of them anyways
Tony hawks wasteland
>be special forces
>kill other special forces
>because logic
>runaway bomb
>heavy machinery
>Smash all the things
Tony hawks underground
Frogger
>politely remind your dead gf's mom that you were not an active participant in an important transaction
Super Mario Bros
Not even close
Fallout 4
Starfox
>be children
>extreme sliding
>cold outside
>wake up
>whowhatwhere am i
>have flashbacks
>syberia
>muh friends
>muh powers
>oh shit
>travel through time
>save New York
>eat pizza
?
STALKER?
Turtles through Time or whatever
turtles in time, jesus this is supposed to be difficult
Tony hawk 4
Skyrim
Nope!
Hint:
Game is void of living creatures
Way better game than what I was describing, but good guess
It's on the piss4
>STALKER?
nope sorry
primal cry far
>wizard + spiderman
>2steampunk4u
>short n sweet
>Continuous loop
>"IDK what to do next"
>same shit
>a few jumpscares
>dead fetus
Uniracers
>originally a shitty phone game
>somehow became a third person shooter
>$80 sequel
>HowCouldThisHappen.jpeg
>cartoony as fuck
>be link
>obtain ocarina of time
>friends w/ fairy
>kill enemies
>save princess zelda
>be robot
>bunny things
>you get to fuck the purple one
>magic doctor
>dance man that has a lot of magic
>floating island
Silent Hills PT
BINGO!
Fuckin bingo
Planps vs zomgies
P.T.
I guessed frogger at first because of dat boi but then you said no living creatures and dat boi rides a unicycle
megaman X
sanic boom
Star fox 64
resident evil
>It's cold damn it
>I'm nice and dry, but it's a little hard to move
>Redhead
>Weaboo
>Kill your brother
>ooh ooh ohhh ah ah ah
>Snowman
>Healthbars
>Claymation
>Violence
Spyro the Bandicoot: Enter the Metal Gear 64
>99% of women dead
>post apocalyptic
>"nuke deployed"
No one? It was Huniepop
>plane
>crashes
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>find food
>build house
>more niggers
>2manyniggers.jpg
>fifty dkp minus
Sup Forums: the game
rainbow six siege
dead
>steal shit
>kill people
>claim hoods
Diablo 3
>a bunch of famous niggers beat each other up
this one is hard
>be test subjects
>get schrunken by faggot scientist
>race eachother for no reason
Nigger Dindulator 2016
The Forest
battletoads
Thank you but nope
Teh forest
...
>fox
>fox
>fox
>homie dragged by truck to death
>you wearing ninja suit
>put out of misery
>fuck
That one wrestling game with the rappers instead of wrestlers. I forgot the name
gg :]
Ready 2 Rumble
>10/10 co-pilot
>Bad-ass dog
>Kill bugs
>Save Ewoks
Fight Night
San Andreas
Bingo
>anime looking guy
>on island
>git key
>save world
>with mickey mouse
Def Jam
Yuuup
Kigndum Hartess
Heart Kingdom
saints row 2
Glover
Final kingdom: xiii heartfelt fantasies
that was too obvious
>be mercenary
>get summoned to space station
>get sent to moon
>go back to station
>get betrayed
>go back to moon
>go to alien vault
>kill guardian
Hint:
>power of the "edge"