Poorly described video games

Poorly described video games

>article of clothing
>whole game is an lsd trip
>balls

>Alzheimer's grandpa
>bad parenting
>wade through annoying baddies
>get swoll
>get gud
>get gudder
>be the guddest
>go to bed

>war
>get ass rekt
>take nap
>wake up cuz niggas fuckin with your waifu
>still swole as fuck
>get the old gang back together
>shoot everything that isn't you
>keep shooting til ded

>no disappointment for rogue-like lovers
>purpose of MC being here is always the same
Probably an easy one, but whatever.

tetris

>tetris
>having a protagonist

MGSV?

naw

Tony hawks pro skater

>stop chasing me sabertooth you murdered my entire clan

>produce combos
>fuck hot bitches
>don't actually get to see bitches fucked

>dat boi
>go fast
>do flips for points

...

Journey

Wolfenstein?

Correct! Such an underrated game imo

Dag yo. Here's one:

>Be airplane pilot
>Lead plane goes down
>Become lead plane
>Blow up submarines
>#3 dies
>You "die"
>Innacave
>Satellite gun

>is that a fucking lizard
>did that guy just turn into a rat
>please stop killing me

winner winner chicken dinner

Nemo's Dreamland

God of War, one of them anyways

Tony hawks wasteland

>be special forces
>kill other special forces
>because logic

>runaway bomb
>heavy machinery
>Smash all the things

Tony hawks underground

Frogger

>politely remind your dead gf's mom that you were not an active participant in an important transaction

Super Mario Bros

Not even close

Fallout 4

Starfox

>be children
>extreme sliding
>cold outside

>wake up
>whowhatwhere am i
>have flashbacks
>syberia
>muh friends
>muh powers
>oh shit

>travel through time
>save New York
>eat pizza

?

STALKER?

Turtles through Time or whatever

turtles in time, jesus this is supposed to be difficult

Tony hawk 4

Skyrim

Nope!
Hint:
Game is void of living creatures

Way better game than what I was describing, but good guess

It's on the piss4

>STALKER?
nope sorry

primal cry far

>wizard + spiderman
>2steampunk4u
>short n sweet

>Continuous loop
>"IDK what to do next"
>same shit
>a few jumpscares
>dead fetus

Uniracers

>originally a shitty phone game
>somehow became a third person shooter
>$80 sequel
>HowCouldThisHappen.jpeg
>cartoony as fuck

>be link
>obtain ocarina of time
>friends w/ fairy
>kill enemies
>save princess zelda

>be robot
>bunny things
>you get to fuck the purple one
>magic doctor
>dance man that has a lot of magic
>floating island

Silent Hills PT

BINGO!

Fuckin bingo

Planps vs zomgies

P.T.

I guessed frogger at first because of dat boi but then you said no living creatures and dat boi rides a unicycle

megaman X

sanic boom

Star fox 64

resident evil

>It's cold damn it
>I'm nice and dry, but it's a little hard to move
>Redhead
>Weaboo
>Kill your brother

>ooh ooh ohhh ah ah ah

>Snowman
>Healthbars
>Claymation
>Violence

Spyro the Bandicoot: Enter the Metal Gear 64

>99% of women dead
>post apocalyptic
>"nuke deployed"

No one? It was Huniepop

>plane
>crashes
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>find food
>build house
>more niggers
>2manyniggers.jpg

>fifty dkp minus

Sup Forums: the game

rainbow six siege

dead

>steal shit
>kill people
>claim hoods

Diablo 3

>a bunch of famous niggers beat each other up

this one is hard
>be test subjects
>get schrunken by faggot scientist
>race eachother for no reason

Nigger Dindulator 2016

The Forest

battletoads

Thank you but nope

Teh forest

...

>fox
>fox
>fox

>homie dragged by truck to death
>you wearing ninja suit
>put out of misery
>fuck

That one wrestling game with the rappers instead of wrestlers. I forgot the name

gg :]

Ready 2 Rumble

>10/10 co-pilot
>Bad-ass dog
>Kill bugs
>Save Ewoks

Fight Night

San Andreas

Bingo

>anime looking guy
>on island
>git key
>save world
>with mickey mouse

Def Jam

Yuuup

Kigndum Hartess

Heart Kingdom

saints row 2

Glover

Final kingdom: xiii heartfelt fantasies

that was too obvious

>be mercenary
>get summoned to space station
>get sent to moon
>go back to station
>get betrayed
>go back to moon
>go to alien vault
>kill guardian

Hint:
>power of the "edge"