Bad game descriptions v2
Bad game descriptions v2
>be very careful
>try to make the poopoos in the toilet bowl
>is too hard
>faiyle evertim
An african american male disappoints his friend when he fails to keep up with a method of moving freight.
Don't shit your pants
Forklift Simulator
Bingo boiii
Not even close. Have you seen a forklift move? A baby could outrun one, let alone a fine negro specimen.
All you had to do was to guess the damn game, CJ
fucking gold
All you had to do was following the goddamn train
Back in my day, forklifts galloped apace across the meadows, free spirits with forks held high... after years of being held captive and oppressed, I'm not surprised some disappointing negroes and infants could outrun them
Shit, wrong reply :v
You're a blue looking mother fucker with a stick thats looking to harness all 4 elements
>enter shower
>paternal unit enter shower
>osht.jpg
magikka
Tak & the Power of Juju
Jk, Airbender bullshit
Shower with your dad simulator?
>crashed
>automate
>rocket
Ding ding
FF7
Sounds like factorio
nicely done
Neither of those
>Amnesia.
>Spooky weather.
>Spooky shit
>Everyone wears hoodies and masks.
>Bolt is best friend.
>take photos
>kill man with pie
>kill man with water
>lvl up
>never kill the big cheese
>sadboner.png
>cry in house
Pokemon snap
>mah hair gives me summons
>oh shit mah hair is also mah clothes
>doesn't matter, I got 4 guns
>fifty dkp minus
Fatal frame
Dead Rising
Bayonetta?
>Be nigger.
>Steal bikes with nigger friends.
>Get shot at by niggers.
>not actually a bazillion guns
You often get overcharged by your Jamaican mechanics... But they're not Jamaican at all!
>scrawnyslaveman.jpg
>bossman wants to kill you and everyone
>time to scaddle
>horsedogsquid face guards with guns everywhere
>farting whenever you want
>screw bolts
>drink beer
>literally suck shit
>acquire cash for upgrades
>fail inspection
>perkele
>build car
>buy sausages
>fuck paying, flip off cashier
>steal gas
>get in car, enter roadway
>need to piss, just piss all over the windshield
>while pissing, change radio station
>suddenly hear euro beat but not from your radio
Houstonwehaveaproblem.gif
>ejected from car, dead
>10/10
>try to load save
>permdeath was checked
>a literal 7 hours of building car and tuning wasted
Bayonetta
abes odyssey
There goes one i put in the last thread
And nobody guessed it
>Space
>Homosexuality
>Combine these two and you get a meme
That is hint 3
>hate wife
>trailer trash
>make chores fun
Eyyyy very noice my man
kek
mass effect
postal
checked and correct
>A bunch of unlikely fellas on a quest for a radiated stool
>miniture slave
>birthday present
>worthless family with issues
>depressing plot masked by upbeat music and cuteness
Stick life
> Drunk Dad wrecked shit
> Oh well, send Mah Boi to fix it
> Na da-nanana nana da-na nanananana....
Nope
Nuclear Throne
No kek me and the user above me described the same game
My Summer Car
Correct
Fairly Odd-Parents or nah
Yes
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!
Nope, hint:
>GameCube
Unraveled
Madness
>have abusive mother
>hide in basement
>cry a thousand tears
"May you find your worth in the waking world"
I'm too ambiguous?
>It's ALL about stars
>little shithead creates robot army
>robot army invades home town
>roll around the whole fucking map
>find gold burger utensils
>defeat robot army
>yell at antagonist shithead
>defuse bomb
>you were the ahmed all along
Binding of Isaac
Nope
See:
Correct, my friend.
Meth simulator
Back, offering a rimjob to whoever gets this one.
>10 years in jail for protesting
>Judge, Jury, and Executioner
Stalker: Clear sky.
>loli's
>bullets everywhere.
>Purple Dragon
>Only need one button to play
>It never ends
One of my favorite games
The binding of isaac
Spiro
>run past rifle on the ground
>team's autism intensifies
>get kicked
>need to get to race of champions
>build car
>game crash
>drive in city
>crash
>go through parts store
>crash
>go through new car dealership
>crash
>open game
>crash
>"welp atleast I tried"
>go to space-church/space-apartments
Themniggazdead.jpg
>use college education to innovatively sever limbs
Getspookedmahnigga.gif
>be the future
>rescue a shitty Acer laptop with wings.
>take a picture of a green thing
>fuck up your bosses wine cellar
>fuck with some cunts taxi in Chicago
>break into groom lake to rescue the king of rock and roll
>fight space dinosaurs
>ragequit because you are too dumb to realize what to do at the final boss
>Plumber
correct
>Do you like hurting other people?
Surely it isn't dead space
CS:STOP
>in the deathmatch of the future
>your uniform is a time bomb
>Sealed in a 3-D rotating room
>you strive to cheat death as walls become floors and floors become ceiling
>time counts down while you and up to three opponents scramble madly to control the one thing that can save you- the crystal
>Extend your life or shorten your opponents to avoid a fiery death
-ps1
-on most demo disks
Dead space 2
Climb medieval skyscrapers and kill anti-Semites .
Skyrim
Just look at all that micro transaction
...
Dubs don't lie
Czech'd
You would think that, wouldn't you
ez pz
Coldline New York
Death Smiles
Warframe
Quaker oats
Nope.
No clue but sounds fucking sweet
Dungeon Keeper mobile?
>be amazing engineer
>use skills to make creations to destroy castles and complete various tasks
You would think that, wouldn't you