Be me

>be me
>have huge scat fetish
>don't normally go outside
>Christian parents
>only go to church
>be there
>8/10 fat girl sitting in front of me
>start thinking about how awesome anal sex with her would be
>imagine myself slamming my d in her huge ass and getting her poop on my dick
>get hard
>uhoh.jpeg
>be 12, too
>hard to escape these raging erections
>we'll be standing for song and prayer soon
>bloodyfuckitsstillthere.mp4
>everyone is standing up
>stand up too
>it is painfully noticeable
>it's pushing at my pants like a monument to hades
>grab song book

Cont?

ja

no

no

JA

>You smear that shit around until the face of Jesus appears and pilgrims come from the world over to worship the dried shit face Christ.

JA

Hurry up you fucking faggot

>have the rows of seats aligned such that they somewhat face each other
>look over to those on the near rows
>several look away quickly
>shit on me, then
>blush intensely
>start pretending to sing
>erection still there
>song ends, prayer begins
>pray silently to merciful God that he may banish this pubescently fueled monstrausity
>say amen
>still there
>please no
>people start walking down the aisles
>it's pretty packed
>quickly devise plan and merge into crowd

>12
>scat fetish
Invest in a rope. You've already failed the human race.

>the people in front of me stop walking and start talking
>sweating profusely
>now there's a huge gap in front of them that I have to maneuver through
>start walking calmly
>heads are turning
>speed up
>by some blessing from Jesus I make it to the bathroom
>stand in stall for five minutes until erection dissipates
>thankjesus.com
>leave stall, still shaken from the ordeal
>walking to meet parents in main hall
>minister stops me
>his face is that of devil Lucifer himself
>tells me to come with him
>yes, dear father

you said christian and are now saying father

wat

so?

the story was in shambles before it even started

>8/10
>fat girl

Pick one.

Hurry up

OP you're fucking done
pack your shit you're going to purgatory

father is a catholic nomenclature, not christian. Christian use pastor!

pls no, this story is stupid and not worth hearing

>Go into private room I've never seen before
>he sits me down at table
>"user, I'm concerned you're thoughts have turned to be wicked in nature. Am I right to be concerned?"
>no I am good holy boy
>"that's not what I saw, boy. You're becoming a servent of the devil, and that is not allowed here. Bend over."
>he begins taking off his belt
>starts violently whipping my behind
>grabs my pants
>behind pulling them down
>my erection is returning, full force
>he pulls down my underpants too, revealing my young, virgin boy hole
>his dick touchs my butthole
>just then, a fart escapes, spraying a thin layer of feces on his manhood
>he chuckles
>"butt hole poop tiny titty ding dong" he whispers

This
You have shit taste, OP.

Carlos.jpg

you know, catholics are christians too

...

catholicism is christian retard

Both boring and expected.

Continue.

OP come on

...

Why you do this

no, they're not. The whole point of christianity is to get away from the practice and religion of catholicism. Why do you think we're here in the United States? The Christians ran away from the crazy statue worshipping catholics!

seewhatididthere.jpg

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OP you can't start and not finish
we need to know now
Finish

Do you even know how many variations of Christianity there are?

And there are aren't many in the UK that use pastor you fucking amerifat ignoramus

Catholic is christian you fucking bimbo

So dense.

Kill yourself.

Who gives a kekkin fuck?

this with the combination of stevo reaction then dissaproval afterwards got me. fuck

>he leans into my plump butt cheeks, his nose a vacuum of excitement
>he plants his face in my ass, sniffing aggressively and in strength of his pursuit
>a poop is sucked out and enters his nostril
>he screams
>"I'm sorry Jesus! I'm sorryyyyyyy!"
>start crying
>poop is flowing out like a river
>parents come in
>dad has a stroke, mom starts crying
>we're both crying
>minister starts crying
>all of the church enters the room
>they become human rag dolls and start squirming around on the shit covered floor
>sounds of squish squish squish fill the room
>I silently pray to god to not condemn my faggotry
>I cry softly in my mothers bosom
>die from infection
>awake in hell
>my butt when Satan has a poop fetish too

Fin

Truly a legend
I will never forget you OP

>Not from UK
>Must be American
How would you know if they were American? Why do you fucking barrelniggers always assume someone is either American or British?