bad game descriptions v3
Bad game descriptions v3
>Be the sixties baby
>Open people's minds, man.
>Richard Horvitz keeps nagging at me and harshing my buzz
>Trip out hardcore
>Fight the KGB
> Cockfight simulator
> PETA is in it, too.
> Oh, and there's ninjas.
We Happy Few
Fatass blew up the world.
God tells random kid to fix it.
Feels ensue.
Rest of the party is only situationally useful.
>Still has no story
>sexy humanoids
>ugly humans
>terminator worshippers
>the flood
>tentacles
>waste too much time on it
>still don't understand lore of it
> Soviet Mind Game
> Doing FUCKING lines forever
>Point and click adventure
>Cowboy Bebop aesthetic
>You were your brother the whole time
Mom simulator
WaxWorks?
Destiny?
nope
Nope think older.
halo
Meanwhile, kid fails to friend from Wario because he's a baby bitch
>V
>girlfriend gets kidnapped
>jump into the movies
>blue guy shows you the ropes
>every 16-18 year olds comic wet dream
ass effect
Nope but close
Nope
That other game bungie made that totally isn't just RPG halo.
Viewtiful Joe
psychonauts
No
>fish lobs all day
Nope.
Though warioware does oddly fit the description
Yesssssss
Scott Pilgrim?
>people think this isn't warframe
Nope.
I will suck your cock and let you fuck me if you get this one
>Red square thing
>Jumping and wall jumping
>Not Super Meat Boy, but it's a good lead
>Also: Double Jumps
Cod BO?
>literally a 13 year old fighting game
>wasn't built for fast inputs,
>People rely on breaking the game so much they cant play the new ones
>the circlejerk is still going strong.
>be at school
>your teacher sucks
>fight darkness
>nvm, it was a fucking dream
Ass.
Titties.
Ass n' titties.
Leather daddy ninja is here
>run around and climb shit
>uncover a conspiracy
Warframe
It's mother 3, though, and Lucas can't save Ness from Wario because he's a bitch.
> Humans find deadly disease
> Try to kill off disease vector
> Accidentally the whole thing
> Crap. Now who am I going to try to date?
Nope. Think older.
Get small to save a rock hard princess
Beyond good and evil
Thomas was alone?
Jumping flash
Bingo motherfucker
Last one for the night for me boys,
>dead sister
>brain worms
>giant spider
>no explanation
"our people our now wearing your blue jeans and listening to your pop music"
It is not mother.
Ps2 game, for a hint.
Smash Brothers Melee
On the ps1?
Limbo?
>Dreams
>Abstract
>Scary at times
>Suicide
>No story
>Exploration
nope
>Masks
LSD (Lovely Sweet Dream)
Psychonauts??
Senran Kagura?
That sounds a lot like Shark boy and Lava girl.
>big heads
>paint bullets
Splatoon?
Dead space?
assassin's creed or mirror's edge
nope
Nope to both
Eyyyy winner, also noice dubs~!
Alright take care everyone, I'll see if I can't make another thread like this tomorrow night. Sweet dreams everyone.
>raise monsters
>battle them in a arena
>earn money
>raise more monsters
No
Not far off.
A character from this game made a guest appearance I think.
Slplatoon
>Dudes shooting each other in the desert
mirror's edge yep
Nope. Here's more hints:
> It's Japanese with English translation
> THIS IS NOT THE TRUE PUDDING!!
yup
The legend of Zelda: majora's mask
Pokemon
monster rancher
Monster rancher
Heart of Dankness
This game was made way before that movie
>hint: ps1
Monster Rancher
Run and escape
Nope
Hopefully I don't make this too obvious.
>ayy lmao.
I know I am wrong, but Destroy All Humans 2 came to mind.
>Women are evil
>Push blocks
Goldeneye with DK and paintball mode on?
Persona
Battlefield or cod
winrar
Catherine
WINNNNNNNEEEERRRRR
hint >gold guns
all the other players except me need a nerf
>nations and individuals constantly warring for powerful weapons made from the remains of 2 dead gods
>series started great, turned to shit, then got cancelled and abandoned as soon as it redeemed itself
>insane amounts of lore and world building, constantly finding new nuggets of information tucked away in the nooks and crannies of the world
>super depressing that we will never know how it ends
Catherine
Hotline Miami?
>suddenly become captain of a bunch of hippies
>literally unstoppable
>get stopped
>you all die and are resurrected
>latin chanting
close enough
007 golden eye
Slave & Master?
Shit, I'm surprised! It's been a hell of a long time since I've played that game. Lots of fun.
>Lose kid in post apocalyptic wasteland
>Fallout 4 is for pussies