Bad game descriptions v3

bad game descriptions v3

>Be the sixties baby
>Open people's minds, man.
>Richard Horvitz keeps nagging at me and harshing my buzz
>Trip out hardcore
>Fight the KGB

> Cockfight simulator
> PETA is in it, too.
> Oh, and there's ninjas.

We Happy Few

Fatass blew up the world.
God tells random kid to fix it.
Feels ensue.
Rest of the party is only situationally useful.

>Still has no story
>sexy humanoids
>ugly humans
>terminator worshippers
>the flood
>tentacles
>waste too much time on it
>still don't understand lore of it

> Soviet Mind Game
> Doing FUCKING lines forever

>Point and click adventure
>Cowboy Bebop aesthetic
>You were your brother the whole time

Mom simulator

WaxWorks?

Destiny?

nope

Nope think older.

halo

Meanwhile, kid fails to friend from Wario because he's a baby bitch

>V
>girlfriend gets kidnapped
>jump into the movies
>blue guy shows you the ropes
>every 16-18 year olds comic wet dream

ass effect

Nope but close

Nope

That other game bungie made that totally isn't just RPG halo.

Viewtiful Joe

psychonauts

No

>fish lobs all day

Nope.
Though warioware does oddly fit the description

Yesssssss

Scott Pilgrim?

>people think this isn't warframe

Nope.

I will suck your cock and let you fuck me if you get this one
>Red square thing
>Jumping and wall jumping
>Not Super Meat Boy, but it's a good lead
>Also: Double Jumps

Cod BO?

>literally a 13 year old fighting game
>wasn't built for fast inputs,
>People rely on breaking the game so much they cant play the new ones
>the circlejerk is still going strong.

>be at school
>your teacher sucks
>fight darkness
>nvm, it was a fucking dream

Ass.
Titties.
Ass n' titties.
Leather daddy ninja is here

>run around and climb shit
>uncover a conspiracy

Warframe

It's mother 3, though, and Lucas can't save Ness from Wario because he's a bitch.

> Humans find deadly disease
> Try to kill off disease vector
> Accidentally the whole thing
> Crap. Now who am I going to try to date?

Nope. Think older.

Get small to save a rock hard princess

Beyond good and evil

Thomas was alone?

Jumping flash

Bingo motherfucker

Last one for the night for me boys,

>dead sister
>brain worms
>giant spider
>no explanation

"our people our now wearing your blue jeans and listening to your pop music"

It is not mother.
Ps2 game, for a hint.

Smash Brothers Melee

On the ps1?

Limbo?

>Dreams
>Abstract
>Scary at times
>Suicide
>No story
>Exploration

nope

>Masks

LSD (Lovely Sweet Dream)

Psychonauts??

Senran Kagura?

That sounds a lot like Shark boy and Lava girl.

>big heads
>paint bullets

Splatoon?

Dead space?

assassin's creed or mirror's edge

nope

Nope to both

Eyyyy winner, also noice dubs~!
Alright take care everyone, I'll see if I can't make another thread like this tomorrow night. Sweet dreams everyone.

>raise monsters
>battle them in a arena
>earn money
>raise more monsters

No

Not far off.
A character from this game made a guest appearance I think.

Slplatoon

>Dudes shooting each other in the desert

mirror's edge yep

Nope. Here's more hints:

> It's Japanese with English translation
> THIS IS NOT THE TRUE PUDDING!!

yup

The legend of Zelda: majora's mask

Pokemon

monster rancher

Monster rancher

Heart of Dankness

This game was made way before that movie

>hint: ps1

Monster Rancher

Run and escape

Nope

Hopefully I don't make this too obvious.
>ayy lmao.

I know I am wrong, but Destroy All Humans 2 came to mind.

>Women are evil
>Push blocks

Goldeneye with DK and paintball mode on?

Persona

Battlefield or cod

winrar

Catherine

WINNNNNNNEEEERRRRR

hint >gold guns

all the other players except me need a nerf

>nations and individuals constantly warring for powerful weapons made from the remains of 2 dead gods
>series started great, turned to shit, then got cancelled and abandoned as soon as it redeemed itself
>insane amounts of lore and world building, constantly finding new nuggets of information tucked away in the nooks and crannies of the world
>super depressing that we will never know how it ends

Catherine

Hotline Miami?

>suddenly become captain of a bunch of hippies
>literally unstoppable
>get stopped
>you all die and are resurrected
>latin chanting

close enough

007 golden eye

Slave & Master?

Shit, I'm surprised! It's been a hell of a long time since I've played that game. Lots of fun.

>Lose kid in post apocalyptic wasteland
>Fallout 4 is for pussies