Here's a picture before I call an ambulance. I hope they remove my balls! Pic Related...

Here's a picture before I call an ambulance. I hope they remove my balls! Pic Related, it's my scrotum and it doesn't hurt *that* bad.

how and why

no timestamp 0/10

Also do I have two and half balls or is that something else?

Time stamp now

This is a lame thread.

It's probably fake and gay.

If it's not fake and gay, you're not going to be able to reply to the thread due to ambulance.

I admire your dedication to mutilate yourself/pretend to mutilate yourself, but this thread isn't going anywhere.

fake and transexual

Here's your proof now I gotta go to the hospital, unless you guys have a really good reason for me to keep posting. Will bring laptop to hospital.

Holy shit.... why????

This is a lame comment.

It's probably fake and gay.

If it's not fake and gay, you're not going to be able to reply to this comment due to incompetence.

I admire your dedication to comment/pretend to comment, but this comment isn't going anywhere.

I'm very impressed. Did you accidentally a shelf?

wtf op?
Why?

why would you do this?

How does it feel to have the breeze waft over your testicles?

dude what the fuck happened?!

Epic bread

GOD NO

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you're so fucked

Dude you trolled me so hard :D

I guess thats what happen when you shave with a clipper.

tell us your favorite color

story

>How. He had no balls

>come back when your balls drop, kid
>i'll show them
>i'll show them the most droppest balls of them all
OP 2 minutes before this happened

I had a fucked up dream and must have done this in my sleep.

Dont call an ambulance you fucking retard. Save them for someone who needs it. Fuckwad. Motherfucking nutsacklicker. Take a taxi man the fuck up. The paramedics dont wanna see your nuts.

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Wtf!? Are you nuts?!
Heh..

did you ever want to have kids OP?

i've had blueballs, but never red balls before

GTFO.

Bullshit. You must have been conscious to do this, or else woken up while doing it.

could you do an oh my?

Dear God someone fucking screen cap this shit.

Jesus ball busting Christ...

the dream

This happened to me once when I sneezed hard

>OHGODWHY.JPG

It's okay to stop commenting user.

Was nuts.

not that other user here. I agree with you. You got trolled.

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Am I the only one who's balls ache now?

We need closeups and details. For science.

I don't have balls

Nope

Mine are hurting too, mister Satanas.

Even Satan can't take this shit

WHY user?

Tits or gtfo hoe

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tits or gtfo

I'm actually impressed, OP. You got my stomach turning. I can't even look at the pics for more than a second. And a timestamp to match. Today, OP was not a faggot. Now go to the hospital before it's too late!

Don't ever change Sup Forums

pics or it didnt happen
also good job op

This

Now, I finally understand why my dad told me not to let anyone bust my balls.

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Wha... what the fuck

jesus fucking christ i hope they got a spot open for you in the looney bin

And just think, they aren't allowed to leave you to die of infection like they should.

>day after Halloween
>nobody suspicious
k

LMAO why are his testes so small tho? They look kinda good to munch on.
I'm hungry now...

LOL

They don't really hurt, but i have this extremely awkward feeling.

Checked

wtf

Yes how festive

> I had a fucked up dream and must have done this in my sleep

I call shenanigans!

What drugs are you on that prevented you from feeling your balls being ripped from your sack?

What happened OP

What have you done

This is abomination

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Dude wtf

Let us know if it works, OP.

I want to become an eunuch (I want a lower my testosterone levels, so I want to dose it with meds instead.)

sissy femboy

wow, OP really sure had some balls

inorite

the internet...

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Lmfao

>had
/thread

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u dont have any idea of how this happend ?

agreed

Well, at least now you have an excuse for being such a faggot

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every time i think b is dead a glorious faggot arises.

OP here, found the thread on my phone...waiting in hospital...what the hell does Sup Forums wanna ask before a very awkward talk with the nurse/doc?

Nah. I have above average testosterone levels. I want to get it down to just below normal levels. I don't like it being high - it doesn't suit my personality or me as a person.

And no, I don't have a sexual identity crisis like the fucking retarded millennial generation of today. I couldn't care less about my balls. I don't want children.

It's a faggot just cut em off yourself you won't bleed out

fuck i hope you did this just for Sup Forums and regret it later you fucking moron

pic in hospital

>brought to you by the hacker named Sup Forums

Man there's fucking pills to stabilize your testosterone you balding faggot

more pics op!!

How will people know I exist though

>this whole thread

How are you walking without falling over and sobbing in pain

How are you so calm

I'm not sure if that is what an eunuch is

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More pictures for memes
Include your whole body