Bad game descriptions v4

bad game descriptions v4

One from the last thread that no one got

One from the last thread that no one got
>Be a sentient tank
>Fight other sentient robots
>Shitty one-liners after every kill
>Last boss is on the moon
>On PS1
>Obscure as shit
>Came up with it's subtitle 5 years before Ratchet and Clank did

>Board game
>Also combat
>Save towns
>Kills friendships

>Destroy every building in North Korea
>Cards

>Different color suits
>two guys punch each other
>blood and spines and shit

>your love interest must be bought
>early levels are spent killing cows
>you probably played this game at some point, everyone has

FUCKING MERCENARIES dude

Motherfucking tiny tank

skryim?

>you decided to trade your loli in for a new one that does the complete opposite of what you do

Runescape

>Blue
>Fast
>Not sonic
>hasn't had a remake since game cube

yep

fzero

>Point and click adventure
>Cowboy Bebop aesthetic
>You were you brother the whole time

>Lose kid in post apocalyptic wasteland
>RPG
>Fallout 4 is for pussies

Mortal Kombat?

Mortal kombat?

Shit son. That was quick.
Here's another
>ds
>two versions
>Join team and build squad
>Tournaments
>Added new creatures to franchise
>Good guys go bad
>Agumon.

>magician fucks up
>play with balls
>return twin back to normal

Fallout 4

Yokai(sp?) Watch or Pokemon?

Was hard to tell till you said agumon. Digimon dawn and dusk.

ez mode

>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>Guns have the accuracy of a potato, except pistols cause why not.
>Get robbed at every corner
>atmospheric horror
>Stoners vs righteous mercenaries
>Zombies that shoot

Final fantasy 10?

My birth video?

Kek. Tis the name of the game. But yes. Right on the head there user.

Another:
>Reimagining/Remake of early pc game
>resident evil clone
>Dreamcast
>title is a lie, you have two playable characters that interact and a few npcs.

>cyka blyat

winrar

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

>mishon compree

Fuck, that was too quick.
I am a fucking HUGE S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fan.
Not some dickhead who has seen 10 seconds and says "cheeki breeki" everywhere.
Even named my Rust clan after DUTY

Alone in the dark new nightmare?

>Spinning triangle to avoid walls
>Very pumped up synth/techy music
>Easiest difficulty is hard.

Solid mang. Zombies that shoot gave it away for me. Only ever played Call of Pripyat, but I own Shadow of Chernobyl too

>youre black

San Andreas

Mafia 3

Geometry Dash. Mobile gaming pleb.

Yeah it was either that or put Radiation, but do play all of them, it is worth it.
Clear sky was my favourite cause you can join factions.
Shadow of Chernobyl I played when I was 9 years old and boy did it scar me for life.
Call of Pripyat vanilla wasn't my favourite but Misery 2.0 made it phenomenal

Wrong my friend.

>kill ghosts with cameras that actually DO steal souls
>everyone just keeps making the situation worse

>play as the 4 horsemen
>fight demons

Risk?

Misery 2.0? Is that a mod or something?

DreadOut? Never played it but saw a few things about it.

Catan?

Yes, it makes the game harder but also adds in tons of items and a few gameplay mechanics, you can skin and gut mutants, cook them up and eat them.
Overall makes the game more realistic.

Yessir. Damn good thread here.

Another, guys:
>"fighting" game
>Everyone is shiny and buff
>360 and PS3
>those fucking EYEBROWS in the intro
>Has a lot of cool "what ifs"

Nope sorry

super hexagon

>SHAUN

Solid, Imma have to play it through again. It's been so long, I didn't even realize STALKER had mods

Correct!
Got about 20 hours in it and got some good high scores :)

Alone n the Dark?

>JAY SON!
Heavy Rain?

Fatal Frame

Wat.

JASON?
Heavy Rain?
Just reminded me to watch some Cow Chop episodes.

yes

Yep yep. But more exactly New Nightmare

CS:GO or Metro Last LIght

Kinda wanna say Dynasty Warriors but I wouldn't know which number cause I haven't played any for the 360 or PS3, I had only played one of the PS2 games.

Fatal frame

>MAN IS HISTORY

>Flying mammal homosapien
>save homosapiens from other homosapiens
>homosapien jester is greatest threat
>along with other homosapiens of wierd origin
>I am winged nocturnal flying homosapien

Counter Strike

ive only played it on mobile so i dont know my playtime but ive definitly played at least 20 houes too :D my highscore on lowest difficulty is around 5 minutes

>heavily armed ghost hunters
>on a mission to kill gods kid
>killing medieval babbies
>walking through roman vomit and piss

STALKER has many many mods, a lot have been made by retarded russians but a few of them are amazing.
I re play a STALKER game about once every 6 months

got another

>gotta save gf from prison
>spear dude helps
>meet a bunch of people to help get revenge
>turns out they're all destined warriors
>gotta get to the moon

CS, yes.

Nah.
Sadly have never played much of those. Enjoy the anime themed clones. Seems like a fun construct for a franchise however.

>shoot people
>shoot more people
>be shot at
>rage when killed
>how many fucking games are there from this series

CoD
But a fair description.

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I played the original Hexagon on newgrounds a while back and have Super Hexagon on Steam
I have 2 minutes on Hyper Hexagonest and like 5-6 minutes on Hexagon

CoD

yee

>robot dicks everywhere
>finished too quickly, causing disappointment

>lighthouse
>town above clods
>weird flashbacks
>kidnap/save girl
>she can do weird stuff with other dimensions
>ending weird as fuck, didnt understand whats happening

>LE LE LE LE LE LE song
>man with many scars
>Ice dogs
>Main character does Jutsu

>kill shit pixel
>purple
>music
>blood
>kill more
>pixel

Bioshock infinite

Easy one
>blood
>blood blood blood
>blood
>bloody afterbirth
>bleed
>bloody bleeding
>bloody blood
>vagina faced goblins

Fallout, either the first or the second one. Btw thanks for spoiling

Bloodborne?

Unturned?

that was fast. correct :)

Unsolved but heres another for the self promotion.

>Satire and Lovecraft
>Creators have conventions
>Each entry is a fun take on different rpgs through the years

witcher 3

Loved FO1 and 2, mainly 2.

>entire game is a glitch

Darksiders?

Correct.

Yes, Got about 150 hours in 2 weeks on that game.

>wake up after finding out that you have been poisoned
>your father has died while you we're sleeping
>angels and demons help with your revenge
>you beat up monsters on the earth, in hell + heaven

Dragonball Raging Blast either 1 or 2 I'd say 1.

>go to your friend's house
>daddy comes for you
>pew pew

>go in basement
>go even deeper in basement
>nightmare creatures
>kill them with tears
>soy milk,png
>kill obese mother
>meet satan
>kill satan
>suicide