Bad game descriptions v5
Nobody figured this one out last thread:
>be a little boyo
>lose your mommy
>eats shrooms and gets high
>pulls cross shaped needles out of ground for the majority of the game
>transgender looking faggots that are happy to die
>your brother kills himself at the end
>a kids game
>lots of attacking at the speeds of various animes
>but not entirely for killing
>MC is almost typical for his age
These are both iCarly
>step out into the world
>every significant progress rewards you with death
>nothing is explained
>"is this money or..."
>tryna get that 800 fam
Hint
>Nintendo
iCarly on Wii
Mother 3 best game
>be sanic
>run fast
>collect coin
any guess? sorry for hard.
...
We have a winner.
7 Grand Dad
fancy pants adventure
I loved mother 3
Easily my favourite game
iCarly
wait don't you kill masked man? and then he's claus? I don't remember him killing himself...
>punch tree
>get wood
It was a great game. If it were to come to the west it would probably have quite a few changes and censorship.
>Get attacked
>Fight ayy
>Reach space station
>Fight more ayy
>Reach control room
>Gotta find the captain
>Find robot
>Gotta find the keys to this ship
>Find key
>Siri says no
>Gotta trust Siri this time
>Find captain
>He's an ayy
>Kill him
>Go to original ship
>Do some stuff
>Fly away
>Robot still alive
>Battle worms, turtles, bats with powerful and exotic weaponry
>Game progresses in one direction
iCarly's outdoor adventure 4
iCarly
dark souls 4
>fight amphibiously
This is the banana of bad videogame descriptions threads.
Sometimes less is more.
>Shitty remake
>First person
>Terrible story
>Released somewhat recently
>Not Duke Nukem
Yes he is claus. He purposely kills himself by removing his mask and reflecting his attack on of Lucas' franklin badge after thier mother begs them to stop fighting and tells Claus to "come to your mother" (shes dead).
Shadow Warrior
Surely iCarly?
Nope
iCarly?
Doom?
iCarly is never going to be a meme,
*off of, not on of.
Nope. I heard that the Doom remake was actually somewhat good. Just hearing what my friends have said. I haven't played it.
Nobody got this last thread.
>run around fighting enemies
>collecting eggs
>friend is otter
>friend sits on your shoulder
Cod4
(carly's outdoors donkeyriding)
iCarly, this one has to be iCarly
fallout 3: mothership zeta
I told you last thread this answer
iCarly.
>Multiple backgrounds to choose from
>Standard medieval srtting, characters, and classes
>Kill giant dragon to save the world
This sounds so fucking familiar...
No
I try to respond only when it's the right answer, so keep guessing
shadowrun
>everyone has long elven ears
I'd have to say either Cody in the House on DS or iCarly?
One Way Heroics?
jak
Sounds like a recent game by Bethesda.
Doom.
yup
It's obviously jak and daxter on second thought, probably iCarly
Is it Jak and Daxter? Never really played the games.
E.V.O.: Search for Eden
Perhaps somewhat recently wasn't the best term. It was actually made within the past few years.
Also,
>Hint: Magic
>Nigger animal
>goes around with guns
>kills fucking aliens
>choose to be evil or good fag
yes!
iCarly?
It's jack 3
Whoops. Thought you were replying to
Two games I want to talk about
The order?
Dragons dogma?
>hardest boss fight is a metaphor of the international community
>little over agressive jew trying to fuck you up from behind
>big fat murrican friend just stomping everything like a retard
>you're the palestine, poking them with a stick
Seriously though, TES:V?
Ecco the dolphin
Battletoads
Correct
Well, either that or dragon age origins
>Environmental terrorists harass power company
>alone and everybody hates you
>Take drugs to survive
>Hot Material is Safe space
>Butt is weak Spot
>Big Dog piece of shit
Breath of fire
>IT HATES FIRE
>Flip out
>Kill people
>The Wii remake kinda sucked
DAGGERFALL
Postal ?
cod3
Wolfenstein?
>My close friends are caricatures of rappers
>vaccuum
Nopex2
Pikmin 2?
>Zelda like gameplay
>Odd characters
>No real weapons to speak of
>No real plotline to speak of
>Nice soundtrack
MadWorld ?
Undertale
worms
Seriously? Madworld is an underrated gem.
ittle dew
Ding ding ding. I didn't really think this one out since it was way to vauge.
Dark Souls ?
LoZ: Four Swords.
Medal of Honour?
>banana of bad descriptions
>indie game
>capes
Good guesses, but its a bit more obscure.
Negative.
Manhunt?
Nope.
the binding of isaac
>pretty decent soundtrack
Syndicate
Nope.
Any Rated M game made for Wii.
True, but pretty vague.