Hey Sup Forums it's me again. sendvid.com
I made this before they stiched it up. I hope you like my choice of background music. I think it kind of looks like a flesh muppet if you look at it right.
Hey Sup Forums it's me again
Oh my god
The fucking heavy breathing
Oh my GOD
Am I really the only person in here
OP you're a fucking madman. What did the doctors say?
Awesome choice of music
This image made me squeeze my peepee
faggit
What have you done, OP?
What Have You Done!?!?!?!
He pulled his balls out of his scrote while he was asleep
And then time stamped and posted to Sup Forums before calling the ambulance
He's a fucking hero
what the fuck is that thing
Who was a sleep can you link me the archive?
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OP was. It was a few hours ago, I'm on mobile or I'd go find it
BALLBRO YOU LIVE!
What really happened:
I woke up in a delerium after taking an ambien before falling asleep. I suddenly found myself frantically tearing open my scrotum with a sharp part of a broken lamp. I realized what I was doing was a little fucked up and also that there was blood all over my sheets, pants, etc. I do have gender issues and I guess that could have something to do with my little episode.
What I told the doc:
I told him I was climbing on something and snagged my sack really bad...he seemed to buy it.
>He pulled his balls out of his scrote while he was asl
Hmmm yep, it uses to happen
Oh. Oh god.
A piece of broken lamp?
What the fuck dude
Post a pic of your stitched up balls
And people think ambien is safer than coke... wtf?
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't be rude user. It happens to the best of men. And OP is surely one if those after this
i couldn't fucking do it
holy shit this is awful
Please get help and stop coming here to this place will only make you more crazy.
i aint clicking that shit nigga get some help
Are those your exposed testicles? I guess i respect you for photographing it
How were you so calm about all this
OP: did the air hurt your exposed teste, or was is unpainful?
fuuuuuck this is Sup Forums history.
I hoped someone capped the fist thread.
Probably because I've seen BME Pain Olympics myself and have been on Sup Forums enough that it's had that effect. Ya know all the sudden you find yourself frantically ripping apart your family jewels and then you realize you're drowning in Sup Forums gold.
Should be archived.
Dude this is not even a hole page of library that is 4chans history and two others have done this before.
They didn't make a video of their exposed testes flopping around tho
OP is a legend
Air felt really weird I'd imagine it's like taking a really thick screen protector off your phone and realizing how more sensitive it is when you touch it, if thats a good analogy..
weird al.
D:
seek professional help bro, mutilating yourself like this is a sign of some serious issues and you don't want it to get to the state where your mental health declines so much that you're fucked for life. Seek help, look out for yourself bro, seek help today, not tomorrow, tomorrow never comes, do it today.
Yeah bme pain Olympics is a fake vid. Congrats, you watched a fake gore scene.
And it inspired him to make a real one, kek
When you fucking played with it kek
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just another day on Sup Forums
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OP do u still have the balls to do it again?
Is this real world?
Yes it was live streamed, The other one cooked and her his balls to his friends at a part.
youtube.com
balls balls balls
>I suddenly found myself frantically tearing open my scrotum with a sharp part of a broken lamp.
... as you do. Using a functioning lamp would just be silly.
OP can we have a pic of what it looks like now
link pls
ayyyy
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WTF
Somebody make a gif from this!
Fitting for the Halloween spirit, that's horrific
>what I was doing was a little fucked up
Next time seek for a jew before cuting it yourself, profesional help would have left it more evan.
You should really stop with /b
You are fucked up enough sir
found this if anyone is interested:
Acute Delirium Caused by Single Small Dose of Zolpidem
sciepub.com
did the dr put them back in place?
what the fuck did you do to your balls? I didn't read the whole thread before
seriously had no idea this was physically possible
o_____________O I waited for your return.
Isnt that your dick in the pic tho??
i thought that was your dick
how much did it hurt? what did it feel like?
What the fuck does this mean? How do you pull your balls out of your scrotum while you sleep?
wtf did you do to your balls dude.
nice
That's one fucked up looking vagina m8.
Seems legit
holy shit, i was disgusted, then the music and the nut shaking made me lol uncontrollably.
till i took an arrow to the sack.
Will your balls be of any use ever again? What did the doctor say?
Also toasting in epic bread
You white people are fucked in the head.
Rule 1 for Not being a faggot: Don't cut your balls faggot
Kys negroid
pics of post stitching? Was there enough ball sack to sew it up?
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inb4 top 10 disturbing Sup Forums posts
>INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENFAG
Posting in le thread
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cap me
KEK VULT
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this is why i check Sup Forums first thing in the morning
sage
I am so glad I am a part of this beautiful day
My fucking nuts hurt holy shit.
OP is kill?
answer us you faggot what did the doctors say, will the balls ever recover?
you still here?
>climbing on something
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>sendvid.com
hahahahahahahahah 10/10
Ok
UMA
Sup Forums is restored to its former glory.
My thoughts exactly, if only for a day.
underrated post
I know.
bampin