Hey Sup Forums it's me again

Hey Sup Forums it's me again. sendvid.com/l6oc86in
I made this before they stiched it up. I hope you like my choice of background music. I think it kind of looks like a flesh muppet if you look at it right.

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sendvid.com/l6oc86in
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Oh my god

The fucking heavy breathing

Oh my GOD

Am I really the only person in here

OP you're a fucking madman. What did the doctors say?

Awesome choice of music

This image made me squeeze my peepee

faggit

What have you done, OP?

What Have You Done!?!?!?!

He pulled his balls out of his scrote while he was asleep

And then time stamped and posted to Sup Forums before calling the ambulance

He's a fucking hero

what the fuck is that thing

Who was a sleep can you link me the archive?

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OP was. It was a few hours ago, I'm on mobile or I'd go find it

BALLBRO YOU LIVE!

What really happened:
I woke up in a delerium after taking an ambien before falling asleep. I suddenly found myself frantically tearing open my scrotum with a sharp part of a broken lamp. I realized what I was doing was a little fucked up and also that there was blood all over my sheets, pants, etc. I do have gender issues and I guess that could have something to do with my little episode.

What I told the doc:
I told him I was climbing on something and snagged my sack really bad...he seemed to buy it.

>He pulled his balls out of his scrote while he was asl
Hmmm yep, it uses to happen

Oh. Oh god.

A piece of broken lamp?

What the fuck dude

Post a pic of your stitched up balls

And people think ambien is safer than coke... wtf?

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't be rude user. It happens to the best of men. And OP is surely one if those after this

i couldn't fucking do it

holy shit this is awful

Please get help and stop coming here to this place will only make you more crazy.

i aint clicking that shit nigga get some help

Are those your exposed testicles? I guess i respect you for photographing it

How were you so calm about all this

OP: did the air hurt your exposed teste, or was is unpainful?

fuuuuuck this is Sup Forums history.
I hoped someone capped the fist thread.

Probably because I've seen BME Pain Olympics myself and have been on Sup Forums enough that it's had that effect. Ya know all the sudden you find yourself frantically ripping apart your family jewels and then you realize you're drowning in Sup Forums gold.

Should be archived.

Dude this is not even a hole page of library that is 4chans history and two others have done this before.

They didn't make a video of their exposed testes flopping around tho

OP is a legend

Air felt really weird I'd imagine it's like taking a really thick screen protector off your phone and realizing how more sensitive it is when you touch it, if thats a good analogy..

weird al.

D:

seek professional help bro, mutilating yourself like this is a sign of some serious issues and you don't want it to get to the state where your mental health declines so much that you're fucked for life. Seek help, look out for yourself bro, seek help today, not tomorrow, tomorrow never comes, do it today.

Yeah bme pain Olympics is a fake vid. Congrats, you watched a fake gore scene.

And it inspired him to make a real one, kek

When you fucking played with it kek

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just another day on Sup Forums

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OP do u still have the balls to do it again?

Is this real world?

Yes it was live streamed, The other one cooked and her his balls to his friends at a part.

youtube.com/watch?v=2rAjily7rME
balls balls balls

>I suddenly found myself frantically tearing open my scrotum with a sharp part of a broken lamp.
... as you do. Using a functioning lamp would just be silly.

OP can we have a pic of what it looks like now

youtube.com/watch?v=ZUq_T_Bhau8&t=1m7s

link pls

ayyyy

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WTF

Somebody make a gif from this!

Fitting for the Halloween spirit, that's horrific

>what I was doing was a little fucked up

Next time seek for a jew before cuting it yourself, profesional help would have left it more evan.

You should really stop with /b
You are fucked up enough sir

found this if anyone is interested:
Acute Delirium Caused by Single Small Dose of Zolpidem

sciepub.com/portal/downloads?doi=10.12691/ajmcr-4-4-7&filename=ajmcr-4-4-7.pdf

did the dr put them back in place?

what the fuck did you do to your balls? I didn't read the whole thread before

seriously had no idea this was physically possible

o_____________O I waited for your return.

Isnt that your dick in the pic tho??

i thought that was your dick

how much did it hurt? what did it feel like?

What the fuck does this mean? How do you pull your balls out of your scrotum while you sleep?

wtf did you do to your balls dude.

nice

That's one fucked up looking vagina m8.

Seems legit

holy shit, i was disgusted, then the music and the nut shaking made me lol uncontrollably.

till i took an arrow to the sack.

Will your balls be of any use ever again? What did the doctor say?

Also toasting in epic bread

You white people are fucked in the head.

Rule 1 for Not being a faggot: Don't cut your balls faggot

Kys negroid

pics of post stitching? Was there enough ball sack to sew it up?

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inb4 top 10 disturbing Sup Forums posts

>INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENFAG

Posting in le thread

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cap me
KEK VULT
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this is why i check Sup Forums first thing in the morning

sage

I am so glad I am a part of this beautiful day

My fucking nuts hurt holy shit.

OP is kill?
answer us you faggot what did the doctors say, will the balls ever recover?

you still here?

>climbing on something

>sendvid.com/l6oc86in

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>sendvid.com/l6oc86in
hahahahahahahahah 10/10

Ok

UMA

Sup Forums is restored to its former glory.

My thoughts exactly, if only for a day.

underrated post

I know.

bampin