Hey Sup Forums, i will be having sex for the first time tommorow. Give me tips please

Hey Sup Forums, i will be having sex for the first time tommorow. Give me tips please

Finally saved up for that crackhead hooker?

Stick it in her pooper

The second she takes he top off cum in your pants and start crying.

Chicks dig that kinda shit!

What's it like having autism and 'planning' sex

Is your partner a virgin?

If yes, the sex is going to be potentially passionate yet lackluster.

If no, the sex is going to be alright.

bite off one of her nipples

it will give you strenght

you can get your money back if you beat the hooker

Make sure you spend at least 15 minutes eating the bootyhole to get it nice and wet, that way when it comes to the insertion, you won't get stuck trying to get your ears past the pressure zone.

Go slow, give her lots of prep time via foreplay.
Enjoy yourself, take your time. Build up until you are pounding the shit out of her.

And don't fucking cum instantly.

That is all you need to do, also if you feel like you are about to cum too soon, slow down and start thinking about complex bullshit to get your mind on something else. When your back to normal, keep fucking that shit with renewed intensity.

Wank like 1-2 beforehand and wash your dick, you're going to be shit regardless but you'll last a little longer

Do a barrel roll in her panties

No
Dont know what you mean

Don't pull out

dont do this. you wont get you dick up anymore user.

A sharp bite on your tongue can stop you from cumming too early.

Just enjoy the moment you are in. Grab, kiss, and fully get involved in the experience. Don't think about nothing, just concentrate on the moment and don't even think about how well you are doing or how long you are gonna last. Just do it. Women usually nut from clit stimulation so let her ride you and she will get herself off or while doing missionary make sure you rub her clit with your lower abdomen. If she likes doggy just keep going at a steady motion and speed up once you feel her pussy clench around your dick. While doing all these positions always kiss around her shoulders, light biting around her neck and shoulders and grab her hands and place her fingers in between yours and grab her hand with righteous strength. She will appreciate that you are placing a lot of attention to her whole body.

Suck her tits gently and caress her body through out it all, some women need multiple stimulation to get off. Don't be that jerk off that just pounds for 3 minutes and is done. Take your time, enjoy it like a fine cigar or a glass of wine. You will be ok kid.

Thanks dad for the sex talk

If this is a girl (unlikely but meh). Give him a blowjob (try not to fuck his dick up with your teeth too much), and then proceed to be active.
Enjoy yourself, and allow yourself to be vocal, guys dig that shit.

Also, wear something semi-revealing and don't strip 100% down, tease the guy with your touch & caress him. When you are finally fucking, take it slow and get off, try to time this out with him. And when he is going to cum, fuck hard and fast and slow down progressively, don't just stop once he cums.

think about sex and watch porn all day, get a horny as possible, that way when the time comes, you will ferosiously pound the ever loving shit out of the man you will be bending over and asscreaming

well, that is how I gave it to your mom, thank me later for your existence.

Masturbate two hours beforehand.

Make sure your boyfriend uses plenty of lube before he takes your anal cherry.

>This.
It will make you last longer.

Pray to God that he won't condemn your immortal soul for having sex before marriage.

Take viagra.

that way if you cum instantly (which is likely) you will be able to pound hard on the 2nd and third times.

whatever you are hearing from these cheese dicks, don't masturbate beforehand. Your stamina will be cut short because of it and you will premature ejaculate like them. Just get comfortable and enjoy the feeling of a woman's pussy around your dick.

Don't. Not like this. Trust me, planned sex is fucking terrible. You get a shit ton of anxiety leading up to it and it makes it a chore, a hurdle to jump. It isn't fun.

First time sex doesn't have to be "meaningful", but it shouldn't go on the very opposite of the spectrum to remedy that. It is far less stressful if you let yourself go. Let a makeout session turn into losing your virginity. Don't mark it on a calendar.

Don't.

this.

Kek'd

>This.
No need to rush it, OP

this shit is right, anxiety before sex is the worst thing that can happen

Fucking this. I planned it out when I was 16 and I couldn't even get it up, I was so nervous. Just wait it out, you won't regret waiting a little longer.

separate dick from balls bitch be fucked long time

You are on Sup Forums, so you fap and watch porn too much. OP will have delated ejacultion and become frustrated, then an hero.

As a winner and failure at sex, I can safely say anxiety is no good. Planning sex is the worst. BUT, if you have enough confidence in yourself (which you don't, since you are asking Sup Forums for sex advice) you can pull it off and make it an enjoyable experience. You just have to have a winners mind, you will do it because you can and you will. End of story.

Bite the pillow when he puts it in

Listen to this, OP. Nerves are a bitch, especially during sex

breathe deep, all i can say all u need to know

Keep it up

At the end of the day, you won't die. But if you want to make it a nice experience, don't plan it out.

Kek

Cum instantly and start farting. Assert your dominance.

Prepare your anus well in advance. The guy will have poo poo on his pee pee otherwise. Also maybe will hurt.

First of all, don't go at it like a fucking rabbit trying to get his jollies off. It will be hard but you can do it. Females need a bit of warming up so don't be afraid to go down on her or finger her if she's ok with it. when it's finally time to stick it in go slow at first If she's super wet rub your dick against her vag for a bit to lube it up, going in dry takes longer and really doesn't feel as good (for you or her). Try and get into a pretty good rhythm working with her body motions, if she doesn't know what she's doing roll your hips slowly changing the speed every now and then to change the sensation.

focus on her and you'll be great focus on you and you'll cum too fast or maybe not at all from nerves.

you got this user

Get thread

fucking is like a roller coaster. Ever notice how when you scream during a roller coaster you let the anxiety and emotion out? Well during fucking you substitute screaming with breathing. Blank everything out of your mind, just enjoy the feeling of cunt wrapped around your dick. She will say shit like faster or it feels so good, don't let it make you nut fast. Just take care of business and pound it in steady motion with deep breathing.

And if you fail, then at least you know you can get a girl to do that with you so you can replicate it again and practice some more til you are a master.

Thanks Sup Forums. I will make sure these tips are applied to tommorows sexy time.

Go straight for the stink flange

Oh and don't forget to nut on her face or hair. Bitches love that.

NOT THE VIAGRA ONE. JESUS CHRIST NOT THE VIAGRA ONE.

virgin fag/bad lay detected. DO NOT change speed. Keep it steady, women will nut with steady motion. If you go fast keep it at a fast pace, if you go medium, keep it at a medium pace. That is why the advice is to go slow, to warm them up then build speed and maintain so she can nut.

Why not? I guess its a risk if he has low blood pressure actually.. but cant see any other problems for other anons with this problem... just go doctor first get the checks done and viagra is fucking amazing

If shes not screaming you're not doing it right.

beta fag detected - change speed do whatever the fuck you like, throw her around, slap her and just tune into your primal manliness.

ignore this kids advice unless you want to be a beta sob. assert dominance- you are not a dildo.

If you don't wear a condom, punch her in the stomach just to be safe.

prepare to be underwhelmed. also, grills need time to get used to you. dont fuck too fast, take it slow.
Also, rub only the wet part of the pussy

thank me later nigger

Constant speed causes faster ejaculation but longer intercourse with maintained stimulation causes a more intense one. You either don't know what you're doing or haven't tried it. It's the difference between ok sex and her worshiping you're cock.

>she is about to nut you go slower
>she is about to nut you go faster and hurt her

Yup, you must be very popular with the ladies.

Who cares about lasting long. Just get it done so you can finally be a fucking man

>All these anons fell for b8

Foreplay. Go down on her and get her close.

If you get too excited...easy to do, have her get on top.and just grind your dick until you aren't on the edge of blastoff.

AFTER SHE COMES, it's time to go postal.

Don't even think about doggie until she orgasms.

If she doesn't want to grind, go.back down on her to cool down.

constant speed causes faster ejaculation

longer intercourse with maintained stimulation

Aren't those the same thing you moron?

Lick that pussy son

you need foreskin dude.
so sorry for you

Spit him in the face!

Getting anxious beforehand is the worst thing because you'll have trouble getting hard. Which is why you shouldnt plan it. I'd recommend not fapping at all for a few days so when the time comes you're horny as shit.

LOL

>hurt her

lmao he still thinks the vagina is delicate

if you have her mentally wrapped around your finger, then as long as you do a mediocre job she will think it is the best sex ever. Women are more mentally stimulated than men. If you have her in a good mood and she thinks you are awesome then you will do good as long as you don't nut in 2 pumps. Proper romancing or letting her know you are the boss will open her up for more pleasure and sexual acts. All you needle dicks in this thread left this out because you are bad at sex and relationships.

guess you have never hurt a girl with your dick. I'll let you figure out what the problem is little guy.

Nice bait. How's middle school treating you, champ?

You implied speed hurts, not depth

virgin

> virgin detected

Shut the fuck up faggot , clearly you are underage shitskin.

Listen op , fap to your ugly deformed hearts content so you don't bust a nut the minute your shriveled tadpole touches her meat cave. Faggot

This.
I recommend jerking off twice beforehand. And if you don't get hard, just explain that you're nervous.

as embarrasing as it is... I second that advice

great, now you are in damage control mode. Yeck.

Bite your tongue when you get to close until that urge to cum goes away. Do it with my wife all the time since I'm uncut and pussy feels amaaaaaazing.

Even if you come quick, give it like 10-15mins. Then get hard again and go again. It doesn't matter how manY times you cum or how quickly if you can get you dick hard aftwards.

My limit is 3x. Thankfully this chick turns me on so much that simply touching me gets my dick hard.

>Righteous strength

> chick

U mean man? FAGGOT

funny thing is this guy is actually correct. I bet a middleschooler has fucked more than you have user lol

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Nice samefagging. You must be new as well.

That tiny 3rd fap of the day load will look embarrassing

>other people agree
>must be samefagging

Yup, the world must be very entertaining inside your bubble.

This

ITT: Virgin asks other virgins for sex advice.

It's ok user, we were all new at some point. You'll get the hang of it eventually.

use your penis

delusion is bad user, you should get that checked.

If you want a tip, make sure you're receiving.

/thread

Just cum inside her. Rl sex isn't a fucking porno, especially your first time . The first chick I fucked literally looked like peter griffin with longer hair and bigger tits. Pussy was good tho

we will all go through a fatty once in our lives. They suck your cock dry, no shame in it.

Well, you'll probably be bad just like the rest of us were when we started. Takes experience to get a good rhythm and know different way to do it. Plus you'll need to know what your girl likes if you care about getting her off (also part of experience). If you're just planning on getting off, well do whatever is going to get you off.

If you feel yourself about to cum think about your grandma

Pull her panties off and fuck her chicks love that shit

That's weird, I do the opposite.