>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Ayden Gray
what do you do as a sailor
Kevin Foster
sometimes i sail
Gavin Bell
Prove you are really a sailor and don't use that stupid meme created by one edgy, immature kid
Josiah Robinson
Fuck you from the Quarterdeck of the Navy. Get back to work faggot
Jonathan Morgan
Yeah, I get that. But a ship requires many jobs to keep the mission moving forward. What do you do on the daily?
Thomas Williams
My damn lasagna keeps sticking to pan, any tips?
Nathaniel Cook
how often do you sing "Danger Zone"?
Brody Bell
Is dave still In the navy?
Ian Davis
Do you wish you could of gone into the Coast Guard instead? >benefits >can go home >actually save lives daily >not off for months on end doing literally nothing
Jason Gomez
Not OP but god damn it user /thread
Carson Miller
If you were given a time machine and $5000 with the limit of going back in time to 1998 what would you do in order to make the most money possible?
Jaxson Carter
Would you rather fuck a goat and have no one know or not fuck a goat and have everyone think you did?
Joshua Evans
top reference
Luis Cruz
He is.. Probably for life
Gavin Clark
US navy? r8?
Oliver White
Why aren't you wearing type 3s yet?
Ian Kelly
No more rates
Nicholas Thompson
y
Christian Evans
why aren't you a pilot?
Samuel Butler
This is something a booter would say. I will always be an ET
Hudson Moore
way to not reply to anything in your own thread OP, 10/10 good effort
Lucas Mitchell
ET aswell.. but truth is truth
William Ramirez
navy has planes cuck
Easton Cruz
aviation field
William Walker
PROOF 1 = i like seamen
Cooper Jenkins
what is the point of this thread if you arent going to even try to answer
Caleb Rodriguez
Why are you wearing acu's faggot?
Colton Myers
shieeet somebody discover me, allahu akbar
Elijah Murphy
sweep the deck nigg
Aaron Lee
ADD MORE OIL TO IT NYUKKA
FUCKING CS'S RUINING MY CHOW
Evan Garcia
What's those spots on the floor for?
Camden Cooper
everytime that i have a hard time to put my dick in your hot mons ass and then my dick goes inside
Jacob Harris
he got kicked out for gundecking
YOU HAVE TO DO MAINTENANCE ON A TOILET STEP BY STEP
Lucas Sanders
To add flavor. Cant have shit looking too bland. Haven't you ever painted a garage floor?
Caleb Nelson
>Do you wish you could of gone into the Coast Guard instead? >benefits >can go home >actually save lives daily >not off for months on end doing literally nothing
I JOINED BCAUSE I WANNA BE AWAY FROM HOME YOU FUCKING CUCK ASS HOMESICK FAG
we get the same benefits we own the COAST GUARDS WE WUZ AND WE ARE KINGS OF THE SEA
Bentley Hill
> hot mons ass you're a fucking moron
Jack Stewart
>5k >TSP
hmmm maybe
Nathan Hall
navy planes don't have pilots?
Christian Adams
Do what i did. Crs10. More like coast gaurd but better.
Carson Ross
im not a snackbarian, i rather fuck the first good looking hoe that i see in each port that we hot
Leo Diaz
RATES ARE GONE DING DONG
Brody Cooper
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on Sup Forums, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of Sup Forumstards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jonathan Gutierrez
bcause i bought 3 sets of blueberries back in july
fuck off chief
Adrian Mitchell
RIP HARAMBE THE GORILLA WARFARE
Chase Smith
how does this change things
Parker Powell
NAVY PILOTS>MUHRINE PILOTS>CHAIRFORCE PILOTS
Matthew Scott
cause clumsy fucks keep dropping shit on the floor.
Ayden Garcia
i went to the mess hall and i FORGOT THAT I MADE THIS THREAD, because last time i posted twice
and i got saged
IM GOING TO POST MYSELF EVERYDAY
but the real answer is that im on my phone
Tyler Flores
DECK PATTERN AGAINS STUPID SAILORS II
THE I IS THE BLUE WITH WHITE SPOTS WHICH ANY SAILOR CAN LAY IN THE GROUND AND CAMOUFLAGE HIMSELF AND TAKE A NAP ON IT
NOBODY WOULD NOTICE
Jeremiah Morris
you seem to not like apostrophes. why?
Josiah King
pls respond semen im enlisting but now im like wut
Isaac Diaz
FAKE MOS NUMBERS
WE CALLE IT NOS
PATHETIC SHIT FROM THE SECNAV
FUCKING FEMINIST AND SJW FUCKED OUR CULTURE
Henry Cooper
im smoking and im like typing fast my apologies
Justin Sullivan
wow. you seem to be having trouble formulating sentences. i suspect a nerve agent. don your mask now.
Ethan Perez
DUUUDEE, i was just doing the SCBA nko course... i failed the pretest.. fuck me nigg
Adrian Clark
smoking is bad for your health. see your med crew for tobacco cessation programs.
Chase Sullivan
Buy a metric fuck ton of alpha magic and bring it back (not OP but that's what OP should do)
Levi Garcia
OP HERE
also i like to build ricer cars
im a vegan crossfitter sailor who likes subarus and ricer faggotry
Jace Allen
i just stared smoking like 2 weeks ago,
feels good man but really i cant feel the buzz
if i stop for a couple of days nothing will happen, im too healthy for addictions soo i just do it to chill and hang out with the faggots of my division
Leo Allen
allahuakbar ny friend, TSP is a good option for now! git money
Ayden Anderson
aviation field is at the top you douche, look at the news, not even the seals
AIRSTRIKES EVERYWHERE
Elijah Sullivan
DONT FUCKING 404 ON ME KEEP ROASTING ME FAGGOTS
Ethan Rodriguez
so you think being in the plane is whats up
Hunter Garcia
Do you like spinach, Popeye?
Liam Reyes
Confirmed boot
Ian Wilson
Do you like your Donald Duck outfit? I think the females look good in it. More so when they wear it correctly and go pantsless
Isaiah Jackson
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Jacob Butler
I'm sure they ass rape the sailor, no questions asked. Hell, they don't even need to ask a name since there's a nametape sewn onto the ass of the pants