Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Pansexual doesn't mean I jerk off to pans

If I hear that shitty joke one more fucking time I will beat someone

My wife.

I am very respectful to Nui! A slightly lewdish picture is no sign of disrespect.

And I have no need to alter anything

I'm Nui's husband!

Claiming Holo
My brother ees here
Who doesnt? She`s a qt.
Holo a pure, she would never sell herself.

Eu claimed~

Are U attracted to pans : ^)?

Claim

Probably

Korbo*

No it means you fuck the pans

She'd do it for free, or apples.

A good tiger deserves like her deserves a treat then.
Are you sexually attracted to Peter Pan or those of his family? then you must like Pans.
Woah, she's a cute.

Diesel-san claimed.

Nah dude, I'm more a pot man myself.

Oi, talk shit about me or whatever, but dont talk shit about my bby.


Or I`ll cry ;-;

>knows it is true
>uses smileys in his replies
>crying like a bitch

Nyaa~ Thank you, you're waifu is super cute too~!

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>is smug as fuck
>is rude
>probably depressed so tries to cheer himself up by being mean to people on the internet

Post your favourite chibi of your waifu.

le meme face
I only fuck my boyfriend :o
I prefer the fairy girl
I don't do drugs and I hate people that do them

>gets trips
>wastes them

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You want to smoke some meth?

>name
Esdeath stop.

Lets drink some wede.

It is still Chibi.

Nope, you sure ain't~
My favorite kurwa~
Woah! Taiga's little cutie is on!
Oh? What kind?~

You said you didn't have a boyfriend before

There isn't any

*le ironic meme to hide my anxiety*


>implying I need to steal anybody waifu
>implying Im not happy with Holo

Thats the first one I found, I`ll be honest

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"let's ruin our lives"
:o
Deats by Bre
My boyfriend is Kosher
I'm pretty happy with life

You fail to understand what true respect is!

And you lie as always faker!
And thank you as well!

Where is she from anyway?
So you like tinkering with bells?
Do tigers like burgers?
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I was talking about myself :, ^)

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>thinking I meant stealing

Actauly they are Deets by NANI

you mean hes jewish?

Woooah! Is the truth unfolded?
>Holo did commit heresy.
>That name file fits the situation well.
Not really! It's good, but ain't Taiga's favorite~

Ufufu~ Yes it is Eu, here to say how cute their Taiga is~!

She's from a show called Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?~

balls*
jesus christ what's with her mouth?
what does NANI mean?
I haven't asked, I haven't seen him in a hot minute ;-;

Oh but see, that's where you're wrong I am.

It's simply fact that Nui and I are married.

I have spoken not a word that isn't truth!

>keeping this greentext conversation going


Noone knows really.

I accidentally put creamer in my coffee this morning.

Are you for real?

>I'm running out of things to greentext

Time to kill yourself, huh?
I actually like vanilla creamer every now and then.

for real about what?
sad cat :(
is that bad? :o

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>so am I, lets end it and call it a draw

Tfw on Sup Forums in my uni's library

Ah, then what about Steak?
Ah, i should check that out when i can then.
Do you play catch as well?
That was also a lie!
Long time no see.

Best type moon claimed.

Welp! Can Taiga say how her baby Eu is cuter than her in every way?~
Welp, you sure are clearly delusional. You won't be loved on here if you just keep disrespecting OG poster. Just saying.
You totally won my attention, there! Continue~

Probably this one

yes, and you can put me on a leash if you'd like c:
such a bad boy :o

I used to drink my coffee exclusively with a ton of creamer but one day I started drinking it black for no apparent reason.
It ruined my perfect record.
Akari

カラミチーマス

start a new record with cream :o

I'm kinda the same. If I don't drink it black I add chocolate milk.

True! There's just no use trying to cure your delusion, is there?

I've been with Nui since December of 2013 and don't really care about who posted in some thread on Sup Forums first, it's irrelevant.

End of the day I come home to her so idgaf.

Mai

How does a tiger like it cooked?
You're an odd cute.
You can't keep up with your lies forever!

While your hard at work all day she sends me lewds

For sure how you been wonderful c:
Qt

Eu highly recommends it~

But if Taiga was to say that, Taiga would be lying~!

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you're both cute :o

Well, you can call her your waifu or whatever, just ask if the OG Nui is ok with that and be nice to him. This is a /waifu/ thread, here it it important who posted her first in "some thread on Sup Forums"

Kara no kyoukai sure is a thing to watch before dying.
So what? It's not how things works on here. As sad as it may be for you. I've been with mine for more than 4 years and I ain't boasting about it.
Taiga loves it rare~
Taiga ain't no liar! Taiga is always saying the truth even more when it's about cutie Eu~

Ugh, what us that hideous beast doing in a waifu thread?

there's the exit furfag

nice feet

She got beautiful feet though.

>she

Lol I was just trolling calm down

How are you doing?

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karen

Dude? Did you see those feet? Stop complaining and fap to that shit.

> IWasOnlyPretendingToBeRetarded.jpg

Nobody wants you here if you're like that.
I've been well, listening to music, playing smash.

Also how was your Halloween?
Well i'll take Eu's word for it.
You're a cute too!
Rare things are hard to find.

Jestin aside i'll give her all the rare steaks she needs then!

It is, I've been trying to get everyone to watch it for years.

Hermes Costello claimed

I've never understood the appeal of feet as a sexual fetish. This of course isn't to say I dislike them. I'll be the first to acknowledge if a girl has cute feet but I don't get the perversion

cute for a dike

Fool!

I'm gonna go get ready for work

You too!

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But I can keep up the reality that I'm with Nui forever!

Sorry mate, but I'm confident enough about us that you'll just make me laugh more than anything else. But, like says, fuck off.


There's one Nui with one husband, and that's not decided by a thread. I feel like "OG" probably agrees from what I've seen, the disagreement is just who that is. (hint: it's me)

Forgot pic

Get out of here, you worthless newbie. Stop being retarded.

I don't even have a waifu, but I come to these threads anyway just to see so many happy people and cute chinese cartoons, I almost want to get a waifu just to participate.
Just know that you guys are great people and improve my day every time I see this thread.

Not too bad, I'll be a lot better when I get this homework done. I slacked off the first half of the semester so now I need to max out the remaining points in the course.

How about you?

Don't rush finding a waifu user, she will come to you.

Pretty good I guess literally no one rang the doorbell or knocked so I have some candy c:
That's cool I haven't been able to get any new music so I'm some stale pita bread ATM.,

Animebytes is helping you with your cause, KnK was selected to be freeleech for 1 month, they usually only pick unpopular shows but they thought KnK was good a classic that deserved even more popularity.
Also I think you'd like this version.

Yaaay, thank you~! Oh and Taiga has to agree with Eu. "Kore wa zombie desu ka?" is hilarious and you seriously need to watch it!
I would be happy to help you with that quest of yours!

Good evening, /waifu/, I've come to check up on these pantsu. Please cooperate and post them quickly and calmly.

I'm fine, I just woke up so I'm not sure how my day is going to go.

I'm going to bed goodnight /waifu/

Your reality is a mere false belief!
Oh, that's pretty good, don't kill your teeth though.

You should listen to Kirby soundtracks often.
Perhaps when i have peace then i shall, i like to enjoy things as much as possible if i can.

Nice, maybe I should give that version a look, if only for bragging rights.