Ok guys

Ok guys.
I'm scared. Pic related was written by a girl I met on Tinder.
I'm not supposed to know about this if of hers, but through a little Google-Fu I discovered it.
She posted this earlier today.
I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow for lunch.
Is this a metaphor for fucking the dogshit out of me or is this bitch gonna murder me?

About this site of hers*

JESUS!!!
Probably both, you just have to hope it's in that order...
That's the kind of chick that's going to turn up a month later pregnant...
RUN AWAY!

Pic of tinder bitch to complete the scene please user

This is her

...

You gon get murdered so bad!

Inb4

This bitch face is oily as a napkin in the bottom of a KFC bucket

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not even worried about that. I'm more worried about finding out she's a total psycho.
Her blog is filled with crazy shit.
In one recent post she talks about cutting a dudes stomach open, filling it with dirt and growing vegetables out of it

Condoms nigga.

Also a switchblade.

Set up a camera film the whole thing
Animorphs confirmed when she transforms if not she's gonna do some fucked up stuff to your dick.

If you just fuck her cry out FALCOR as you spunk.

Link right fucking now.

Transform into what I wonder

It's a metaphor

For an STD

ITT: Millenials who use dating apps that have no idea about stds

Why the fuck not.

Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com

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...

These are the eyes of a crazy woman

Obviously the most majestic animal you have even seen.

>Understand this: I plan to murder you (and not in a traditional way).

Top fucking kek make sure you're armed and take her from behind with her arms behind her back at all times

According to her blog. She claims to be a dragon

BAHAHAHHEHAHAHEHAHAAHAHAH FUCKKKKK MEEE

GOOD LAUGH MATE

Mate.
>Mr. Tinder
I swiped.
You swiped.
You showed me your dick.
Now we’re parked behind a Kroger making out next to a dumpster.
I wore my best perfume. But you can’t smell it.
The heat amplifies the odor of rotting groceries and the remnants of the Deli Department.
No Bagged Pine-Tree Jesus can save me from it.
Do as thou will. But do it quickly.
If you don’t pull out, I’m going to roll your scrotum up in the power window.

You're not the first

She can't murder you if you murder her first.

She looks like a natural inmate in that orange shirt. Go get fucked/murdered, OP. Should be fun.

This fucking blog has like 10 years worth of content....

Wtf am I reading

>>WTF

You're going to get praying mantised.
She'll fuck you and eat your face as a post coital snack. You wouldn't happen to be in Florida? This sounds like a Florida kind of thing.

Direct quotes from
The Haunting
BACK THE FUCK UP!
>(I might have gout in my clit)
>When I was seven I let him in…
>I let him in.

She got an std and was molested at 7.

Stay away from her. I've met a girl with borderline personality disorder from tinder. Just run away.

>>Your sobs will resemble the cries of a >>malnourished cat getting dry-fucked in the >>bottom of an abandoned well.

>>Each cry with be a point of experience to me.
>>I’ll level up in hours.


WoW Cow confirmed

You've gotten yourself into some serious shit, OP.

Fucking hell, she looks like my ex, bitch was crazy but not in a funny way!

Who's gonna find them first?

This bitch has SOMETHING

This pic is from her blog

thanks user i needed a good laugh

Stoned forgot pic -_-

not this fucking bullshit thread again, op is just pretending to be this chick, other threads he is on kik pretending to be her... FUCKING GAY

>Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
GOLDEN

Nope nope nope

Op is not claiming to be this girl. He's saying they are talking.

Now, he may very well be getting catfished

Those pajamas tho...

Still.... blog is 24karot kek material 10/10 would repost.

This lady is bat shit crazy dude

She got crazy in her eyes

Crazy=great fuck

and a possible murder but hell, go get you some squish squish

No shit. I'm fucking dying.i have never seen anything this funny.
And its fucking endless there's 70+ pages of fucking internet gold

Amber Waves of Pain
Tick tock. Tick tock.
Thick cock. Thick cock.
I sip my coffee and stretch my legs.
My civic duty calls. BALLOT STAMPER.
The bitch or the blowhard.
What difference does it make? We’re fucked.
King Obama laughs from his throne of gilded skulls. He will not pass the scepter.
Despite this knowledge. I will cast my vote on the chance the Lord Jesus will save us.
From his divine rod, pours the milk of salvation.

~Lady Lindsey

user, plz.
She's ugly.
She's crazy.
You don't want to have problems, do you?
Ignore her and find better girl.

Anyone here called jeff?

Also I win

That's my favorite also, desu

(so far)

>Neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com
Oh no... I checked it out. All good OP


http ://neglectedmaiden.tumblr.com/post/151129402996/bring-it-bitch

Either that or she's possessed...
Could go either way on that one really...
Either way dude, move to a new state, change your name and go into witness protection or you will never be seen again!

Does she not realize everyone can see what's posted???

Checkem

That ass is blown out like a busted tire

There's an oddly wonderful quality to it. The poetics of the histrionic? I almost want to post it on /lit/

No idea her privacy settings are basically none existent.

Fucking lost it at well lubed piston

Looks like the sarlack pit.

He wiped the mucus on her swollen Sasquatch snatch and prepared it for his joint.
Oh shit. Her hairy, musky twat was nice and tight!

Now I want to meet whoever this Jeff guy is/was

Her Tumblr is fucking gold. There's so much lulworthy content

> (You)
>Looks like the sarlack pit.

Hashtgged as #gift

Lol

ho fuck...

OP.. Naaa man.. NOT worth it!
Thanks for the uber keks though.

OP Never EVER put your dick in crazy!

Urgh. Erecting postponed.

Dude, the crazy ones will fuck the shit out of you.
Get some viagra or something and be prepared.
Afterwards, pretend like you don't know who she is and leave her the fuck alone.

Disagree.. A crazy HOT chick is worth sticking your dick in. Just don't leave it there. Make a clean getaway.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE.

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking psycho

you're in for a ride OP

I wonder what happened to "Jeff"

please archive

Dear Diary,

Hi. I’m being forced to write in you by Dr. Fuckhead. I have a list of shit I have to address so here we go.

My name is Cassandra Lindsey Perry from Baxter, TN.

I am a good person.

But like everyone else, I am not perfect and that is acceptable.

I promise to write here as a condition of my treatment (BUT REMEMBER YOU SAID I CAN EXPRESS MYSELF… **DON’T LIKE IT DON’T READ IT!** )

The very first post.

What country, state/province, city did you find this in OP? If only so I can give it a wide berth in my travels.

>rabbit people
Fucking kek

Probably her last victim. If not, then a guy who used her and ran like a smart fella. Bitch seems nuttier than squirrel shit

lol

sounds good to me bruh

Well.. Nevermind.

wear a bulletproof vest just incase she is a reptilian

Doesn't seems like the treatment was very effective

OP, hit it and report back. Better have a face like this.

I 100% gautentee one of two scenarios

1. 'Jeff doesn't exist never has never will (disclaimer jeffs do exist just not the one she thinks exists)

B. Jeff is dead, she killed him and buried him in the woods.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Seems like it.

DO IT OP

GET FUCKING WALRUS SWEAT AND DO IT.

Kevlar doesnt stop talons, better go with chainmail

of course it is

I seriously almost choked to death I'm laughing so hard at this shit

Thank Fucking God.. OP better not breed this hamplanet. Just let her kind go extinct.

Rolling for quads

kek

>whenever you think you've seen everything fucked up and strange there is on the Internet, Sup Forums surprises you again.

What the fuck

We seriously need to hook this bitch up with Chris-Chan.

Honestly reading through the blog and I think jeff is her dad.

Davis is Gay

what.
the.
fuck.
O_O