Ask a guy who actually met a girl on Sup Forums anything

Ask a guy who actually met a girl on Sup Forums anything.

How do you know shes a girl

how long was "her" dick?

how big was her dick

How big was her dick?

What do you mean by
>met a girl on Sup Forums
?

>met a girl
It's grill. Fake and gay

did you suck him off?

The few pics sent to met that wasn't on her online profile had me believe it she was indeed a she. Two weeks ago when en route from Jersey to Texas, I stopped by her home state of Alabama and met with her face-to-face. We hung out for about 4 hours or so.

cool dude

femanons do indeed come here, m8.

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Well that's a nice house that may just appreciate in value! Good buy I say!

did you touch the butt

Didja fuck her?

Nothing new, just wasnt sure if you mean "met" her on Sup Forums OR met a girl you know from Sup Forums in real life.

Whatever... How about some greentext?

did she let you touch her boob

no, i think im in the friend zone

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No.

No.

Didn't

>Was on Sup Forums posting titties and whatnot.
>Forget how it was brought up (most likely by a picture I uploaded) but I had mentioned I was a hebephile.
>Femanon responds saying she knows the feels, and she is a pedo herself.
>I refute.
>She offers her Kik
>I DL Kik and communicate with "female."
>After a very interesting and, at times, psuedo-erotic discussion, we exhcanged photos.
>We talked for weeks about an array of things.
>Mentions she's in Alabama.
>I mention I can adjust my route to be in Alabama from Jersey to Texas.
>makeItHappen.png
>We talk a lot days leading up to it.
>I get anxious as I'm 30 and she's 15.
>Decide fuck it, we're just hanging out, nothing wrong there.
>In hotel room in 'Bama waiting for her to sneak out of the house while her dad's asleep.
>Feel kinda awful but kinda fun.
>She texts me that she's ready to rendezvous.
>Expecting chrisHansen.gif
>Actual female from pics
>holyShitAmIDoingThis.png
>We hang out and talk about all sorts of shit.
>I drop her off in her neighborhood.

It was just cool that I met someone who I now consider a friend from this vile place out of all places. And not just met online, but met in person.

was it moot?

>she is a pedo herself
>I'm 30 and she's 15

As someone who spent a few years in coastal New England, I've grown to really appreciate the shingle-siding and gambrel roof. This isn't a dutch colonial in the most traditional sense; the "main roof" isn't gambrel and siding exists on the second floor on more than two sides, so I'll just call it "New England coastal." Unfortunately, I'm in Texas now and everything is stucco or fake stone, not to mention every house is apart of some 10,000 home mega complex. I hate that these houses all feel like from House Co Live Corp. that looks like an industrial park that just happens to be houses. I like neighborhoods without HOAs, and where it looks like one house was built at a time.

Bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen

Like I said, we just hung out. It was just cool to meet someone in person that I met on this place, especially with somoene who has similar struggles.

We took pictures of us just hanging out to commemorate this awkward/who-what-have-ever-thought get-together, but I won't be sharing it here.

I'm surprised there isn't more interest here.

I'm surprised it started off good, but OP decided not to share.

have you ever met a girl from Sup Forums?

I shared my green text. I was waiting for questions.

wat. If you mean before then no, this was my first time.

Ok, youre not a faggot for trying at least, but it was kinda boring.

>met girl on Sup Forums
>met her rl
>we just talked
>thats it

Didnt you want more of her, since youre a hebephile 30 yo? Didnt you fapped afterwards or something? WHERES THE SENSATION!?

>I'm 30 and she's 15.

Honestly when she snuck out you probably could've done what you wanted and she would have been down for it whether it was your intention or not. You were also out of state

You still talk to this girl? How long did you talk to her after you met?

>Didnt you want more of her, since youre a hebephile 30 yo? Didnt you fapped afterwards or som

I'm not going to lie, there was a part of me that was hoping to have a little something-something go on, but I never expected it. Had I started talking to her a day or so prior, that's probably all that would be on my mind. However, after getting to know her, I was genuinely interested in just meeting this girl who I now call a friend, in person. We had lots of stuff to talk about. Though it's not sensational or green-text worthy to anyone else, I felt like we got closer. I'm glad everything worked out the way it did, honestly. She did let me land a kiss on her at the end of the night which was more than rewarding enough.

1. No, I couldn't have done whatever I wanted. I respected and still respect this girl. Given our age difference, I made her aware several times that she was in control the entire time. If she got uncomfortable and wanted to go home, cool, no questions asked, etc. I mean come on, she meets a guy twice her senior on fucking Sup Forums and he shows up at her proverbial doorstep a few weeks later and finds herself in his hotel room. That had to be very weird for her as it was for me, so I wanted to make her feel at ease.

We hung out from midnight to 4 am that night while dad was asleep. I talk to her almost every day. We always talk about how are day is and what we've got planned and going on.

Not sensational, but nice to read anyway. I'm happy for you for not fucking shit up. Wish you the best.

So you kissed her? Where? With or without tongue?

Well since we're keeping her anonymous, I suppose I'm not disrespecting her in any capacity by divulging this, but I got to kiss her on the lips with tongue, since you asked.

Do your AIDS spots itch?

So, how will this whole thing work out? Or how do you want this to work out? Sounds like there was romantic feelings between you two. How come, since she is a pedo?

Did she carry timestamp? Or fake and gay?

There isn't romantic feelings between us, just that of friendship. There isn't feeling of sexual desire either, not on her end anyway, part and parcel to your observation there.

I don't want things to advance to another stage; I simply want us to continue fortifying and expanding on our friendship. I have a wife that I'm going to try to work things out with but I've a feeling we won't be together this time next year.

ugh sure dude, cool.

You obviously read nothing else I posted.

I did bro, i did

...you want your friendship to continue?
friendship?
wtf man you frenched her, jesus

Why kiss her with tongue, if only a simple friendship?
How come you are hebephil? Do you just feel sexually attracted or emotionally, too? Like, do you "dream" of having a whole relationship or just sexual fantasies?

No timestamp when we were exchanging pictures. After I met her irl, that would have become a moot activity.

Well sure, because it was a fleeting moment. The chances of us crossing paths in person again is slim to nil. I've a strong feeling that she was doing it more to help appease and realize some sexual desire she knew I had, not because it's what she was desiring herself. So we shared that kiss and that's it. I think about her well-being and happiness way, way more than I think about engaging with her in any sexual manor. Besides, I've a wife as well so it's not like I'm hankering to get my dick wet or anything; I have an outlet for that.

>Why kiss her with your tongue?
Read: >How come you are a hebephile?
I was quite sexual at an early age. I would moon girls on the kindergarten playground and even disrobe a Little Mermaid doll and put her in my pants on my way to school at that age. Around 12, I got a computer and became quite proficient at finding porn because in the early 90's, monitoring a child's online activity simply wasn't a thing. And it wasn't just websites mind you, but on Newsgroups and IRC. It wasn't long before I found images of girls my age. By my late teens and early 20's I was wrapped up with unbearable guilt about it. By my mid 20's I began to brush it off. By my late 20's, I not just accepted it but rationalized it internally. My rationale being:

Being attracted to persons of the opposite sex that have forming hips to facilitate childbirth, budding breasts to nurse their young, and ovulating to produce offspring, than it's biologically relevant therefore psychologically sound for me to find that attractive. This was reinforced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) deciding to NOT list hebephile as a mental disorder. They're reasoning was the same as mine; they did not want to pathologize a reproductively relevant desire--it's only a social faux pas.

>Do you just feel sexually attracted or emotionally?
Normally just sexual, however, in the few instances where I got to talk to girls of that age, I became emotionally invested every time. But the dreaming about bit is purely sexual. I don't yearn for a random image of an attractive adolescent girl to have a relationship with or anything.

Why house when you talk of her? You want to get casado?

Bump

No particular reason, just providing images because this is an image board after all. Here's my other big fetish, urophilia, if the home architecture isn't keeping your interest.

Some things cannot be ignored

Why do call yourself a hebephile? That all sounds very normal to. Nothing special to be attracted to "young women" in a sexual way. I think all mens are more or less. As long as you are aware, that girls on that age dont have a fully grown identity and shouldnt be abused + not looking into a relationship, you are a normal guy to me.
I heard missing sex in the teens boosts hebephilie.

Especially the last two that was exactly the next post Sup Forums-wide.

While I don't think it's particularly bad either, that's still the name for being attracted to early adolescent persons. Ephebephilia, which is the attraction to later adolescent persons, is also something I identify with. I find girls straight up into Elizabeth Banks and Amy Adams, women in their early 40's, attractive. But asking Joe Schmoe in real life if it's normal to be attracted to girls as young as 11/12, even if many may think "sure," more will verbally disavow it and say it's a problem.