What's so great about sex and kissing? I made out with my girlfriend for the first time and her mouth smelled like shit...

What's so great about sex and kissing? I made out with my girlfriend for the first time and her mouth smelled like shit. Her pussy tasted better than her mouth, kissing was weird and awkward. I couldn't feel anything when my dick was inside her, it was just wet and boring but no friction like when I fap.

Sex is made out to be an amazing dream but when I experienced it, it was more like a horrific nightmare. Why do we crave this shit?

try her butt next time

lick her shitter like an apple fritter

this is contrary to logic. If her mouth tastes like shit and I don't like shit, why would I go directly for actual shit? Where are your thinking caps seriously.

Maybe when your older it will be better , ya fucking punk ass kid

My first time was a poor and similar experience, except it was her pussy that stank. My second girl had a much more intriguing musk. But the first girl was a better kisser. All depends on the partner. Plus, I am sure it is better if you're actually in love with the person. I have yet to experience that.

Hate to tell you OP but you sound gay. Just accept it and move on

I am 32 years old. How old until it gets good?

I'm not attracted to males though, I have thought that I might be A-Sexual

/thread

trips immediately closes the thread

Next time try a hot girl OP.

why is everyone always so mean and rude on this forum? A bunch of egg tossing Hillary supporters no doubt.

Whoa, how old was she. Was it her first time too?

THIS. Depending on the person kissing makes my heart beat faster than sex does.

she is 23 first time too

why are you so butthurt if you haven't even received a dick in your bum yet?

Your dog doesnt count user

the quality of this bait is below average

She needs to work on her oral Hygene you fucking sperg

Sex is way overrated. Making out is for faggots.

Why is it every time I post on here I get called bait, gay, and other names? Hillary supporters have nothing better to do than go around insulting others I know but can't you do it somewhere else?

OP is either gay, or autistic. I'm betting on autistic.

OP, which sounds better to you: having sex with a dude, or going to a My Little Pony convention?

You waited to long, that's the problem. Fapping took away all the sensation out of it

Ok well maybe you both are just super awkward because you've built it up for so long. Take it slow. Don't kiss if you don't want. Nobody kisses irl during sex like in porn. Just do what feels natural and instincts will take.

Both of you must be true beauties

First time didn't live up to the hype. Sex just isn't good.

I believe you should rephrase that...
You're just not good at sex.

That's like jumping off a diving board for your first time and belly flopping. The rest of the world loves diving but you think it sucks.

Also, learn that hygiene is important.

OP, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love model trains?

WHY HAVE YOU NEVER ORDERED A SLUT LIKE YOU ODER TAKE OUT YA BETA

JEEEEEZZZEEE MAN 32?? WTF MAN