Tfw had sex with an actual girl last night

>tfw had sex with an actual girl last night.

Ask me anything spuh

How big was her dick?

I said grill

Must be pretty insecure if you have to brag on a Turkmenistan cartoon board to complete strangers about it

Is there life after death?

>implying girls cant have penises

Show us her shit tier selfies she sent you.

was it weird sucking dick or just the way you imagined?

how feminen was her benis?? :33

was it a feminine penis at least?

Congrats on the sex.

Thank you for not being a tool and remembering old spuh

How was the salty coin soup?

Are you gonna post the roast?

was your butt sore in the morning?

How much did it cost?

>finally lose your virginity
>Only people you know well enough to brag about it to are strangers on a Vietnamese rice paddy discussion forum
Sorry bro.

salty bags of sand

was she asking for it?

did it taste like salty coins and milk?

where did you dispose of the body?

One step at a time, brother.

He'll get there eventually

How many roofies did your mother Ingest?!?! Take her to the hospital you cretin.

did you remember to use a condom so that you don't leave DNA on the crime scene?

Who is the best dabber in this pic?

green

There is no way everyone in this thread is this new

Blue Jacket

Did you actually fuck her hard and cum? Or were you not able to get hard and just inserted your dick in just to check it off the bucket list, ask her "is it in" to be safe, then try pull out after a minute ashamed, leave, and never text her back ever again?

That w-would be a crazy way to lose your virginity r-right, especially if you were, oh idk, 27 at the time. Haha!