How to touch a girl without breaking the law?Any local tips from your country?I m out of ideas...

How to touch a girl without breaking the law?Any local tips from your country?I m out of ideas. Been trying tinder for the past year with no luck. Don't suggest paying for it. Paying is real life cheatcode!

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1. become girl (boy)
2. touch yourself

1. become a refugee
2. rape

pay a hooker you dork

>Be good looking
>"Accidently" stumble and touch the crotch of the girls

>without breaking the law
>rape

>Don't suggest paying for it
>pay a hooker you dork

Just be yourself and talk to her.

It worked for me.

Is it the law you care about or the punishment? If it's the latter, you're fine :^)

who is ''her'' krautbro?

I don't even look at them especially not their faces, I just go home and fap. Impossible to do anything even if you have consent without being arrested

Fuck her in the ass, "Max Hardcore"-Style. Every cool kid knows it is only rape if you fuck her in the cunt.

Let's remove garbage.

>Just grab her by the pussy
t. France

Let's remove garbage.

>those bruised knees

they went for a grade raise this semester and you know it.

It's easy, don't be a creep.

please evaporate the step 1.

>go to ukraine
>go to local hipster place where all underage girls sit and drink shitty coffe
>"oh user are you really from germany? can i suck your dick please?"
>???
>PROFIT

>that freshman-in-high-school core pic

bad bad memories

You didn't remove the middle two though

please teach me

Rapefugees are protected no matter they rape, you haven't relaised yet Europe is doomed?

"Accidentally" bump into a girl, then hold her with hands so that she doesn't "fall".

Maybe the problem is you.
>do you want relationship or quick sex?
>are you neet?
>are you fat?
>are you autist?
>are you old?
>are you ugly?
>have you tried other dating apps?
>have you tried to spam ALL females on tinder? Even ugly fat old ones?

And bonus question:
Why do you even want to touch female?

>do you want relationship or quick sex?
both
>are you neet?
nope
>are you fat?
nope
>are you autist?
nope
>are you old?
27,is that old?
>are you ugly?
6/10
>have you tried other dating apps?
all of them but uninstalled them quickly aside tinder
>have you tried to spam ALL females on tinder? Even ugly fat old ones
affirmative

>Why do you even want to touch female
i have a girl fetish. The scientific term is heterosexuality

Then you have to switch to hard mode:

Ask any people around you if they know any datable female and ask them to set up contact with you + her.
>your family members
>your friends
>coworkers
>your friends friends
>your friends friends friends
>anybody

Let the world around you to know that you are ready to marry cute girl!

Also another tip is to attend actions you hate. Whatever you have done to this point didnt have success. So now you think of social actions you dont like and then you go there.

>heterosexuality
What a strange fetish. What are you, normie? :-D

that would be a good idea if i had friends or family. My coworkers are old. Isnt it a bad idea to ask them to set up their daughters with me?I attended events i hate such as going to bars/clubs and sitting alone at a corner. It's pretty bad idea too. I m far from a normie ;)

In America we grab them by the pussy.

I was going to link you to an ASMR video of an Asian guy giving a pretty girl a massage she paid for in the park that involved touching her breasts and bum, but that entire account has been deleted. DAMN, I should have downloaded the vid at getvidnow!

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xK6Oo1HHA
- pussy palming at 13:20!

Seriously, don't sexual women, both because it's WRONG and because there are all kinds of consensual setting where you can feel up a woman without paying for it. Sex is harder because of pregnancy, STD, and social stigma. But dress it up as a massage...(with agreements before hand as to where the hands can go)...

Christ, Luo Dong is an asian guy that just isn't a looker, but he's been touching pretty girls for some time now, label his videos as "pretty girl massage in park", and they pay HIM for it!

don't sexually assault women, ah, box ate my words.

(1)You become a sexy Fabio,
than (2)you do like an american