Why do people obsess over butts?

Why do people obsess over butts?

You ever fuck one?

Nope, people poop from there

and people piss from the penis and birth humans out of the vagina, what's the big deal?

liking butts doesn't mean you like anal sex

Piss is relatively clean and I am not fucking somebody that is giving birth or close to it
I know, I am just answering his question

It does for me

goes back to the time when we walked on all fours
and could smell if a female was on heat from just one quick sniff.

ahhh dirtyvadgesmell.jpg

moar of this ass pls

The butthole can get pretty clean too if you take the time to wash it out like the rest of your body. Plus you can always use a condom if you're afraid of getting poopdick.

I don't mind if a girl has small boobs, I just really want her to have a nice, 10/10 ass.

i don't understand this , they are penetrating the pussy or anus

Is it that nice?

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double vaginal
>tfw a girl tries it for the first time.

Probably

I don't understand the hangups on anal. Everyone would be a lot more fun if we were all getting assfucked on the reg.

I don't want to take it up the butt

?? just the way i like ?

something to grab and push towards me when im fucking my gf

butts are awesome.
if it were socially acceptable we'd all be out there sniffing every attractive butt we'd come across like dogs do.

And liking anal sex doesn't mean you like shit.

no we wouldnt you autist

because they cant handle boobs

Why not like butts?

Don't get me wrong, I like butts too I just don't get why people are so obsessed and prefer them over boobs, legs, pussy, and everything

Well you wanna be a Star, don'tcha?

They are the shock absorber between your pelvis and her tail bone.

yeah

Not that badly

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Butt look at all the attention she's getting! You don't think she feels absolutely amazing right now? Especially after a nice bump of coke ;D
THIS is the feminine ideal.

not right now you don't

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That chick is at least 160 lbs

you have magical weight guessing powers do you?

I am not a fem
How do you know

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>people
Only faggots and niggers are obsssed with butts. I appreciate a nicely shaped ass but I am really only interested in pussy. Anal sex isn't fun and eating ass is a meme.

Why do they not have ass?

Are these you?

yes. i am the one with the dick in my ass. no, it's not me. just vids i saved from the original user who posted them.

Jonny H?

Ah I see
???

I know that ass

why do you ask? if it was me i mean.

Do you really? Where did you see it before?
Just curious

Is it?

It was attached to the rest of the guy

Thats a man.

ok.
already answered that, but no, it isn't. i just saved the vids.

Eh, sex isn't such a big deal anymore. This planet is too fucked to have kids on. Death to this species seriously.

Also are you an alien? Can you take me with you to your reptile planet? I'll learn to hunt with your tribe.

Correct

Oh so you think it is somebody you saw in real life?
Yes it is, as is the first one
Why do you think I am an alien?

i am confused by this line of questioning. you know the guys ass?

Dunno, kinda just feel like you are.

I will respect your reptile culture. Get me off of this fucking hellhole.

Yeah I know who's arse that is without a doubt

I want to leave too, I feel your pain
Huh, strange. You say arse so I am guessing you aren't from the US and if you aren't from the US you probably haven't met me (it's my ass)

Would you fucc?

I don't know how to feel about this. Why would you confuse me like this.

Sorry :(

yep

yeah... still lost.

>Only faggots and niggers are obsssed with butts.
>I appreciate a nicely shaped ass
Showing your hand a little soon there bud.

Would Fucc with Thicc Dicc.

You gay yo?

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I think I've 404'd myself

nice and smooth. ad really tight around my cock

Yes

Nice. Love that tight shaved ass.

possibly

Have you ever touched a girl's butt, so nice and soft, mmm....

25 yo femanon ending up on chan again lookin at a guys arsehole. Where the fuck is my life.

OP here, hope you at least liked my butt since I am straight

pls respond

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for me it was the thing someone did to me.

you have no life. that is why you are here.

Nice dubs. moar

toughts?

Genes passed down from our ass loving monkey ancestor baboons.

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9/10

looks like a butt

Rate me?

If you had a cunt

That's not how you use a pillow 0/10 read the manual noob.

very nice
got any more angles?

Cutie from the other day.

how then

a good one or a bad one?

Spread pls.

pretty standard butt

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you know thats a dude, right?

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Wtf is this?