You can post ITT ONLY if your national team is utter fucking trash

You can post ITT ONLY if your national team is utter fucking trash

Ill start

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>conceding 3 to Luxembourg

Red leader standing by.

I´m really chilean

WE TRIED SO HARD

you literally lost at home to Luxembourg in a 2008 qualifier

Letzigrund matches don't count desu

we won tho

Me too. 2 copas + mex7c0 anhiliation in recent history yet >we're 100% missing the WC. Can't make this shit up.

Hi

Forgot to say, England and Netherlands have special invites

[X] What are we supposed to do, we don't play on the pitch
[X] We have given the clubs guidelines which they don't follow
[X] Get used to it, we're not Spain
[X] My generation won a lot, it's not my fault
[X] That's just our level at the moment
[X] What are you complaining about, we're first in the group


[ ] We accept responsibility for the nightmare shitsow that is the national team and we will be resigning shortly

Alright la... woah sorry wrong thread lads

We give more citizenship to brazilians

he's literally our best player alongside Popov tbqhfampai

and let's not forget my personal favorite

>My resignation wouldn't fix the problems in Bulgarian football

Thats what im saying, our team has literal whos playing in fuckin russia, china or turkey.

5-10 years ago most of the team played in Juventus, Man U, Man City or other top euro teams.

Now its just some ageing talantless hacks that The Wig keeps in the team for some reason.
And its not like we dont have young talent, they just arent in the team cus that incompetent retard doesnt give a fuck.

This kid for example has more talent than every single forward in our team combined and still havent been invited in the NT

>inb4 too young

Hes 20

Return to socialism can solve bulgarian problems in sports.

Good post

>Hold our own against the big teams
>Always take a loss or a draw to the shittest team in the group
>ends up putting us out

*clears throat*

my country will never embrace soccer

too many other footballs here already

all dose olympic medals...
praise бaй тoшo

For a 1st world country with 3 million we should really be better

... still better than our healthcare system

some of your shirts are based tbqh m8

>Čech
Gone.
>Nedvěd
Gone
>Baroš
Gone.
>Poborský
Gone.
>Koller
Gone.

And we're even shit at hockey even though we're supposed to be good.

praise Soviet roids you mean

At least have tennis and canoing

But those sports are fucking gay

losing to albania here

drawing with montenegro here

There are times where the "club" with the most players called up to our national team is "Unattached FC". As in, players that have no team.Says it all really.

>3 million
I'm surprised our team is even relevant if we have only that many people.

>Le never gonna amount to anything kid


On a side note, if any Bulgarians in the thread still watch the national team, they better do it cuz they have gone full /bet/

Seriously can't think of another reason

am i too late to the party lads?

And volleyball team?

They are good, but no one cares cos >volleyball

ayyyy lmao

Looks more like Rusev

this, plus the two most known bulgarians in the world are a 250 pounds haired violent wrestler playing the russian stereotype and the best counterfeit of Lady Gaga. How do you survive to this ?

Originally is Rusev, but Dilma's father before migrate to Brazil, lived in France and adapted your surname to french orthography. So Rusev became Rousseff.

I was more talking about this Rusev ...

>drawing at home against Kosovo
>not a real country
>Eremenko more valuable than their whole XI t. Transfermarkt
>their first match
>they knew their own lineup just a few hours before the match
why live?

Complain it to Ahtisaari

Got to post this too.
>on our way to the play-off round of the qualifiers
>never made it that far
>this happens at 90+2"
youtu.be/aT-q65Qjy1M?t=87

Reporting.

After this, Hungary lost to Yugoslavia by 13-2 on aggregate.

>population of 1.2 billion
>can't find 11 decent football players
Reporting in.

FINALLY a thread I can safely post in

Thank you my friend

that new logo is sexy af desu

Reporting in. I really know that feel, bulgarbro.

Bullshit. Your team was in Euro2016. That being said, will Bulgaria or Romania EVER get a better squad than the 1994 one?

>tfw we missed our chances to win the world cup
>tfw we will never be good again

what do you think about Chochev?

Reporting in. Sometimes we win but we play awful football

Romania 2000 was GOAT

I think Palermo is a good home for him. If he can keep a good form he'll have a good career in middle table teams

Reporting in

can I post?

I mean w e ve won some bad teams in our last 3 games, Gibraltar , Holland and Australia so i guess we re slightly better than them. Can I post or is it too good?

Hi there. I still don't know how we won the EC, but we might miss the WC.

one bad game and u cry. santos is a beast

I haven't seen a good game since we beat Estonia before the EC, and I can't even remember a good game before that.
But that's Fernando Santos for you, he plays to win with whatever he has. You should know.

>Estonia

Even San Marino can comfortably beat Estonia any day of the week

>be Greece
>play against Gibraltar
>our opportunity to build a good goal difference for the tiebreakers
>win by 3 against the shittiest side in Europe
>meanwhile Bosnia scores 5 past Estonia

Can't wait for us to beat Estonia 1-0 while Bosnia scores 13 on Gibraltar.

Don't worry m8, you have Mitroglou on your side

this

The amount of autism in that match against Ireland was hilarious.

I fucking miss Balakov.

;_;

>not the GOAT


RIP sweet prince ;_;

Shittier than shit here, oftenly can't even beat Thailand.

Lets fucking attack all the time
Actually make a comeback
Insantly go ultra defense and waiting to shit on everything u do in last 20 min
Concede a goal like a fucking idiots
Draw with fucking leprechants

Hello, our South Danubian brothers.

Balkan cup when, we are all too shit to play with the rest of the world

Will >we be able to get some points from you guys?

>le be in the 5 meter box twice and still don't score team

I have been in a coma since 1986 and have awoken just now what did I miss

Porto european champion. Twice.

Icelandic expat living in the UK

Tbqh im pretty sure I could play in our national team if i asked nicely enough

I still don't get how you lost to the worst team in the euro... Like wtf.

Reporting in, we are the worst

>After almost 15 years of constant disappointment finally qualify for something
>GOAT qualification campaign
>Literally the best cadre since the seventies
>It's our year, la!

>Choke massively
>Don't even make it out of the group stage

>Can't even defend properly against Georgia
>Team is an absolute mess tactically, despite looking really good just 12 months ago
>Have world-class LB, yet play him in midfield so that the worst player on the team can stumble around on the left
>Everyone knows how to beat >us
>Wales in one month

Just kill me already. It will probably take another 20 years to qualify for a tournament again.

Hello

NEGROS BRUTOS™ here.

Doesn't Andorra have like 5 people in it?

You lost Portugal team winning at Euro 2004. It was GOAT.
Plus, that glorious murderball against Netherlands in '06

>Balkan cup
>expecting any football instead of drones bombing the enemy fans
>worst team in the euros
fuck off leaf we were better than Sweden

Can't even beat Lithuania.

Basically, yeah

Why? No football tradition?

Tied against Kazakhstan, I'm qualified.

pick a fucking sport

THIS. also during the mid-late 00s we could've had a great team.

JUST FUCK ME, MY WIFE AND HER SON UP FAMILY

Hello

With another flawless qualifying campaign under way I can sit here and be smug knowing I'll never have use for one of these threads

Reporting in

Reporting in
>have literally 1 (ONE) good player in the whole squad
>he's as bad as the rest of the team when he's playing with them

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