Sup Forums tell me, what is a man?

Sup Forums tell me, what is a man?

Not a dracula

a faggot

*shatter*

"a miserable little pile of secrets"

The oppressor.

a miserable pile of shecrest

A miserable little pile of secrets?

A man is about to fuck up Dracula

a featherless biped

WHAT MAKES A MAN
IS IT THE POWER IN HIS HANDS?
IS IT HIS QUEST FOR GLORY

No it's probably the titties

tamagachi penis patrol nigger squad nine, or TPPNSN

A human that does everything it can to get the pussy
That is all.
Everything you do must be to get the pussy and have kids, beyond that, anything else a man does means nothing

This world is run by pussy
Live by the pussy. Die by the pussy.

a belmont

A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you

*Beta* man. Fixed that for you.

Why thank you

:teleports behind you:

It's not a compliment.

I know

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A man is who will one day fuck your girlfriend while you're working in your house on your bed.
>If he hasn't already

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Classic drac 10/10

A featherless biped

You're certainly not one.

Dio Brando would kick that fag vamp's ass.