Americans don't take their shoes off when they enter a house

>americans don't take their shoes off when they enter a house
>americans boil water in the microwave
>americans pray before they eat
>americans think it's normal to make conversation with strangers on the street
>americans pledge alliegance to the flag at school
>americans have to tip their waitors/waitresses
>get shot

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>americans give their tip to the jews
>without anesthesia

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>americans refrigerate their microwaves

>americans put their eggs in the freezer

>americans twirl and swirl and whirl their golden faces

What's the problem with this?

>americans put their tips in the microwave

>americans store their shit in their underwear
>americans store their kindereggs overseas
>americans are forced by the fucking law to tip the waitress

>Germans are punished to death for asking their waiter for a glass of tap water

ein ficken Glas Leitungswasser

>AMERIFLUBBERS STORE THEIR COCKS IN THEIR BELLIES

>Americans forgot where they stored Easter

>Americupboards store their refrigerated red cup shoes in the bathroom

>americans are fat and stupid

>amerifags live in suburbs filled with similiar houses

>americans take the car to the gym

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All these disgusting commies hating on the greatest nation on earth again.

>>americans don't take their shoes off when they enter a house
Me and my guests must take off their shoes as soon as they enter the door
>>americans boil water in the microwave
Stove top is better for making sure it stays the right temp up until I need it
>>americans pray before they eat
Not religious
>>americans think it's normal to make conversation with strangers on the street
I keep to myself and don't speak unless spoken to
>>americans pledge alliegance to the flag at school
Was optional for us in school, I never did it
>>americans have to tip their waitors/waitresses
I guess this is the only one I do, but I tip well for karmas sake
>>get shot
Never been shot, but I have dealt with people who have

>Americans live in the richest country in human history
>Americans have the strongest military in human history
>Americans have more personal freedom than any civilized country in the world
>America keeps other countries alive like a mother pig getting its nipples suckled
>America has the most technological advances in human history
>America went to the moon

>americans have all this and are still the most insecure people on earth

>Ameridumbs

All these disgusting commies hating on the greatest nation on earth.

>americans tip their shoes in the fridge and then chant about microwaves then get shot

>Americans boil their medical bills to health insurance

More like angry desu

>americans pray to god while microwaving the tip of their penis for health insurance

>americans hate to tip the doctors to hold their babies

>americans have to tip black guys for impregnating their women

>americans tip the tip-taker after he takes the childs tip

>mfw

>ameridoodoohead

savage

You actually do it? Seriously?

i do the same

>americans take the car to the gym
It takes 30 minutes in my 15 passenger SUV to get to the gym
Do you honestly expect me to walk?

>Americans tip the greeter at the mart after having a shart

What's so bad about tipping? I think it's a nice habit that americans have

they can't afford to tip so they laugh at us, obviously nothing wrong with it

>Americans live in the richest country in human history
Nope, the richest country in human history was the roman empire and the richest country today is Luxembourg.

>Americans have the strongest military in human history
Nope, the country with the strongest military in human history was the Golden Horde and the country with the strongest military today is China.

>Americans have more personal freedom than any civilized country in the world
Nope, according to numerous sources the most free civilised country in the world is either Iceland or San-Marino. If we were to ditch the civilised part then the most free country in the world is Western Sahara or Somalia since nobody controls those regions which means anybody is free to do anything.

>America keeps other countries alive like a mother pig getting its nipples suckled
Nope, thanks to globalisation not a single country in the world is capable of sustaining a completely isolated existence, not USA and not even North Korea.

>America has the most technological advances in human history
Nope, that's not true since many of the technological discoveries were made long before the US were created and many others were made in Europe and Asia.

>America went to the moon
This is the only correct statement.

Woah

>79 c-sections
Why and how?

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It took that many cuts to get through the fat

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>Ameriblubs tip the doctor's health bill after he takes their tip before prayer at the microwaveable bugerhouse while they get shot by Steve McShart

>the country with the strongest military today is China.
Thanks for the correction Sergei from RT

>Nope, the richest country in human history was the roman empire and the richest country today is Luxembourg.

>Nope, the country with the strongest military in human history was the Golden Horde and the country with the strongest military today is China.

>Nope, according to numerous sources the most free civilised country in the world is either Iceland or San-Marino. If we were to ditch the civilised part then the most free country in the world is Western Sahara or Somalia since nobody controls those regions which means anybody is free to do anything.

>Nope, thanks to globalisation not a single country in the world is capable of sustaining a completely isolated existence, not USA and not even North Korea.

>Nope, that's not true since many of the technological discoveries were made long before the US were created and many others were made in Europe and Asia.

>This is the only correct statement.

>Russian intellectuals

>Americans live in the richest country in human history
Rome
>Americans have the strongest military in human history
Vietnam apparently
>Americans have more personal freedom than any civilized country in the world
The Human Freedom Index puts America at 19th in the world
>America keeps other countries alive like a mother pig getting its nipples suckled
Definitely like a pig
>America has the most technological advances in human history
Not even close, and 50% of all current doctoral canidates in the US were foreign birn, higher in STEM fields
>America went to the moon
Canada and Britain put American passengers on the moon.

WILL AMERICANS EVER RECOVER?

I'm new here. Whats going on in these threads?

shitposting

>americans put their shoes on their tips

salsa

This

Americans shart in marts

I agree.

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HOW WILL AMERICANS EVER RECOVER

wtf l also do this

it's literally normal you dumb pajeet, they put eggs in the freezer in britain too, do you also shit in the yard?

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>all these third worlders raging against a successful global power

I know the feels, burgers.

>successful global power
so we are not talking about french, right?

RIP US of A

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kek fuck off

Look, who's got a nerve to talk about sharting.
But must agree with Pajeet, murrifats are dumb and obese sharters.

>freezing eggs
but why? fridge I can understand, even I do that, but who the fuck puts their eggs thru deep freeze?

in my family we don't pray before we eat but we make the cross sign 3 times after we finish eating, before we get up from the table

>americans walk to the hospital in emergency case, because they can't afford the ambulance

>americans walk

Why did it take so long for Columbus to discover America if it was so close? Stupid Spaniards.

If you did you wouldn't have to go to the gym :>

>This thread

you better go to sleep now so youd now miss the class tomorrow

Let the punishment fit the crime, I say.

>Americans keep dying in the Middle-East so their overlords can keep selling military equipment