Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES: General: 1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped. 2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP. 3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully. 4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP. 5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count) 6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters: 1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders). 2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them. 3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively. 4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting: 1. Only counts arabic numerals. 2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count. 3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits. 4. Pictures do not count. 5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages. 6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content. 7. Fractions do not count. 8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread 2
One set of dubs down.
Evan Wilson
DEAD
Easton Anderson
Trying the dick shot again
Gavin Diaz
spork critical hit
Brayden Torres
GOING FOR THE SECOND DUB
Landon Gomez
o shit
Caleb Roberts
FALL OFF THAT FUCKING PLATFORM
Dylan Walker
we got dubs in the last thread do those count
Dylan Torres
I point to his dead brother on top, while smiling and looking at him
Jack Lee
Second set of dubs wins!
Now the bosses will start to pick up in difficulty. But first, the second optional boss that we unlocked.
Crossbreed Priscilla!
Elijah Perry
Roll
Jonathan Foster
Yeah, he's slain
Nolan Wright
Rolling
Levi Rogers
Trying to cut the tail!
Camden Thompson
isn't the nest smough and orstein she is after them and crossdressing nigger
Ian Sanders
Priscilla.... is somehow like a furry... But i like that
Luke Cooper
Damn, cutting at her tail again!
Nicholas Nguyen
smash with blunt axe
Angel Powell
For the tail!
Elijah Cook
We got this
Kayden Hernandez
stroke her furry tail
Adrian King
roll for win?
Brody Lee
Trying again, i want that dagger
Nathaniel Price
No, she can be attempted in any order for these guys. I found her easiest, so I lined her up first.
Ayden Sanchez
YES! a hit! swinging again!
Nathan Thompson
trying again for stroking her furry tail
Owen Hughes
For the furry tail!
Jonathan Stewart
roll
William Rodriguez
You need the peculiar doll to get into the painted world. So you need to fight the stray demon first. (You dont have to but its on the way.)
James Hughes
check my fucking glorious dubs niggers
Camden Reyes
That tail's looking pretty loose. Keep it up!
Cameron Cook
Going for third dubs
Gabriel Nguyen
too bad there is no option to strip her naked and fuck her raw
Thomas Diaz
NO STOP WALK OFF THE PLANK ALREADY, SHE DIDNT DO NUFFIN
Jaxon Rodriguez
one more time
Camden Rodriguez
Good job, but im taking that final hit!
Jayden Hughes
Damn, you're right. I should change that. I forgot you needed the doll to get into Painted World
Chase Watson
Third dubs!
Jason Martin
Good job, you killed her and betrayed her.
Ryder Garcia
Nice
Hunter Hughes
Roll
Cooper Jenkins
fuck it's all my fault.
John Cox
After severing Priscilla's tail, you decide to bail and leave the Painted World of Aramis.
She still grants you the next Trips that is required.
Moving on. They only get harder from here.
This will probably be your first speed bump. The game is on now
Carter Jones
>gets dubs again
Nathaniel Thompson
Of course i am right, after all i wasted about 1k hours on this goddamn game.
Ayden Perry
these fuckers. Right, let's go
Grayson Roberts
Winrar fuck you ornstein
Andrew Davis
Come on trips
Jaxon Fisher
:-O
Robert Nguyen
Ornstein goes down first!
Smough becomes Super Smough!
We need 4 sets of dubs!
Luke Collins
Taking down fatso
Christian Rivera
now more dubs
Brandon Torres
check 'em
Cameron Gonzalez
We in there
James Rivera
Ornstein did nothing wrong
Oliver Mitchell
wow, I did it!
Dominic Barnes
dubs get
Dylan Smith
1 hit down, 3 to go! >throws lightning spear
James Cooper
wow the flavor for this is amazing. i'm impressed. true to the game and everything.
here's some tits as thanks
Robert Myers
Welp, 3 more dubs
Mason Smith
kill the fat fuck first
Michael Bell
Grab smough by the tiddie and twist reall' hard
Nathan Scott
>here's some tits >posts a dick
Um... uh... thanks, I guess user...?
Hudson Kelly
Third dubs get!
Andrew Sullivan
2 hits to go
Dylan Nelson
i'm on a roll aren't i, new rule i get trips on this and we use za warudo on super smough.
Ryan Perez
murder the fucking trap, then murder Smough
Austin Rivera
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Carter Phillips
1 hit to go* My bad
Ryan Gutierrez
how many more dubs?
Isaiah Young
oh well worth a shot...
Jayden Murphy
Swingin
Parker Barnes
None.
Samuel Garcia
One more now, right?
Brandon Reed
none
Oliver Kelly
Good hit user, SMOUGH DOWN
Jonathan Gray
45 --> 44
Christopher Stewart
A winner is you
Connor Lee
...
Wyatt Wright
According to my rules, this counts.
Good work, O Champions of the Sun!
We're getting close to the halfway point. Unfortunately, we missed the window for the 3rd optional boss, but we can still make the 4th.
Leo Brooks
1
Nathan Reyes
2
Christian Mitchell
3
Leo Sanchez
4
Parker Fisher
4
Jaxson Sullivan
was too hard the las time! 4
Jose Lewis
DELETE THIS
Eli Carter
delete one and counting is finished
Gabriel Myers
delete
Lincoln Nguyen
1
Michael Diaz
1
Charles Cruz
finished the count AND got dubs >pats self on back
Owen King
Holy almost quads Rolling again
Adrian Mitchell
Is the count finished?
Julian Watson
i'm on a roll 3
Jason Jenkins
...
Christian Rivera
Final dubs!
Ian Cruz
DONT KILL ANYONE
Aiden Perry
Counting and one set of dubs is complete.
Thanks to the Moonlight Butterfly, this gets -1 and will be counted as dubs.