Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun...

Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.

RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!

Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.

Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.


There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.

Thread 2

One set of dubs down.

DEAD

Trying the dick shot again

spork critical hit

GOING FOR THE SECOND DUB

o shit

FALL OFF THAT FUCKING PLATFORM

we got dubs in the last thread do those count

I point to his dead brother on top, while smiling and looking at him

Second set of dubs wins!

Now the bosses will start to pick up in difficulty. But first, the second optional boss that we unlocked.

Crossbreed Priscilla!

Roll

Yeah, he's slain

Rolling

Trying to cut the tail!

isn't the nest smough and orstein she is after them and crossdressing nigger

Priscilla.... is somehow like a furry... But i like that

Damn, cutting at her tail again!

smash with blunt axe

For the tail!

We got this

stroke her furry tail

roll for win?

Trying again, i want that dagger

No, she can be attempted in any order for these guys. I found her easiest, so I lined her up first.

YES! a hit! swinging again!

trying again for stroking her furry tail

For the furry tail!

roll

You need the peculiar doll to get into the painted world.
So you need to fight the stray demon first.
(You dont have to but its on the way.)

check my fucking glorious dubs niggers

That tail's looking pretty loose. Keep it up!

Going for third dubs

too bad there is no option to strip her naked and fuck her raw

NO STOP WALK OFF THE PLANK ALREADY, SHE DIDNT DO NUFFIN

one more time

Good job, but im taking that final hit!

Damn, you're right. I should change that. I forgot you needed the doll to get into Painted World

Third dubs!

Good job, you killed her and betrayed her.

Nice

Roll

fuck it's all my fault.

After severing Priscilla's tail, you decide to bail and leave the Painted World of Aramis.

She still grants you the next Trips that is required.

Moving on. They only get harder from here.

This will probably be your first speed bump. The game is on now

>gets dubs again

Of course i am right, after all i wasted about 1k hours on this goddamn game.

these fuckers. Right, let's go

Winrar fuck you ornstein

Come on trips

:-O

Ornstein goes down first!

Smough becomes Super Smough!

We need 4 sets of dubs!

Taking down fatso

now more dubs

check 'em

We in there

Ornstein did nothing wrong

wow, I did it!

dubs get

1 hit down, 3 to go!
>throws lightning spear

wow the flavor for this is amazing. i'm impressed. true to the game and everything.

here's some tits as thanks

Welp, 3 more dubs

kill the fat fuck first

Grab smough by the tiddie and twist reall' hard

>here's some tits
>posts a dick

Um... uh... thanks, I guess user...?

Third dubs get!

2 hits to go

i'm on a roll aren't i, new rule i get trips on this and we use za warudo on super smough.

murder the fucking trap, then murder Smough

Hitler did nothing wrong.

1 hit to go*
My bad

how many more dubs?

oh well worth a shot...

Swingin

None.

One more now, right?

none

Good hit user, SMOUGH DOWN

45 --> 44

A winner is you

...

According to my rules, this counts.

Good work, O Champions of the Sun!

We're getting close to the halfway point. Unfortunately, we missed the window for the 3rd optional boss, but we can still make the 4th.

1

2

3

4

4

was too hard the las time!
4

DELETE THIS

delete one and counting is finished

delete

1

1

finished the count AND got dubs
>pats self on back

Holy almost quads
Rolling again

Is the count finished?

i'm on a roll
3

...

Final dubs!

DONT KILL ANYONE

Counting and one set of dubs is complete.

Thanks to the Moonlight Butterfly, this gets -1 and will be counted as dubs.

Third dubs!

We're all done with Seath!

We're now at the halfway point.

Yes, and now we only need 1 more dubs