SF:Carlos Hyde (concussion) cleared for activity WAS:Matt Jones (shoulder) sheds no-contact jersey MIN:Vikings won't name starting QB before Sunday ATL:Julio Jones (ankle) limited on Wednesday FA:Saints ax 2015 third-round QB Garrett Grayson BUF:Bills RT Seantrel Henderson facing 4-game ban OAK:Latavius Murray not expected to lose carries SF:Jeremy Kerley listed as 49ers' No. 1 slot WR NO:PFT: Saints, Drew Brees 'close' on extension MIN:Bradford 'available' to start Vikings' opener NE:Josh Kline no longer a part of Rowe trade FA:Free agent WR Randle works out for the Saints
-=Official Delusion Rankings=- OBJECTIVELY CORRECT YOUR TEAM IS NOW HERE EDITION
Do Not Reply Tier Cowboys +9001 for Tripfags and Shitposting -= POWER GAP =- Patriots +25 for multiple Tripfag infraction and foreheads Ravens +20 for OldGay Colts +20 for LuckyDucky Panthers Bandwagon Holdovers +15
Homer's Hero(e)s Tier Raiders +14.5 for Casual Tripfags Cheieiefs +13 for Shitposting Bucs +12 for Pedos Seahawks - X Days Until Owl 178 +11 for Shitposting Steelers +10 for ignoring Suspensions Lions +10 for ignoring Calvin Division Winner Vikings +9 for shitposting Cincy Kitty Kats + 9 for Tripfags and ignoring Shitsburg Falcons +7 just because Lake didn't footballanus Jaguars +7 for ignoring garbage time stats Texans +6 for Lobster belief
Unfounded Optimism Tier Giants + 5 for Autism Tripfags Eagles + 5 for Autism Tripfags creating Generals Broncos +5 for LELWHOISYOURQBWHYISTHISNOTABIGDEALTOYOU Redskins + 5 for user shitposting Browns +5 for Communist Tripfags shitposting Lions +15 for LeafLion buit -11 for LeafLion also Cardinals +1 for ignoring your curse
Appropriate Gloom Tier Jets - 0 for Knowing you're shit Dolphins - 0 for Knowing you're shit Bears - 0 for lack of participation Bills -0 for lack of particpation unless bitching you're not on the list Saints -0 for lack of particpation
Might as Well be Sneak Tier Chargers - -5 for knowing Spanos is a jew $(RS - -10 for knowing you should hope for 5 wins Tits -15 for knowing you're shit in a shit division
Is Actually Sneak Tier Packers - -100 for Snek
Angel Lewis
but sneak is delusional, he's just delusionally pessimistic.
Packers are a top 5 team of the 10's and he acts like he's watching the NFC Browns
Logan Morris
>wildcard team is top 5
Vikings gon rekt your gob m8
Parker Clark
you mean like they rekt bridgewater's knee?
Jayden Lopez
yes last year was a "down" year for the packers and they won a playoff game
don't give me that shit
Christopher Johnson
>Boomer Esiason thinks the Vikings are going to the Super Bowl
I thought this was interesting and you guys might enjoy looking at it.
Wyatt Phillips
Blake Martinez is cute. CUTE!
William Nguyen
...
Carter Parker
>denver, seattle and carolina
MAKE IT STOP
Jonathan Brooks
Who /7-9/ here?
Dylan Ward
i wish
Mason Scott
Go redskins
Was going to make fun of the eaglels but it's not even funny since they traded Bradford
Eli Turner
got tickets for the falcons opener
i expect nothing good to happen
Xavier Edwards
Raiders
Angel Peterson
just get some beer and it sounds like you're set
Jackson Rogers
Does last year count
Elijah Allen
or 8-8
Noah Lopez
you're right, it aint funny anymore stay afraid cuck
Zachary Cruz
WHO HERE /HYPE AS FUCK/
LGTSS: >"""your""" """"team"""" >living in a shithole of a "city" >all of their draft picks were busts >literally NO chance of winning ab owl
Wyatt Hernandez
why does your team deserve a superbowl?
Kevin Turner
You can tell how butthurt certain fanbases make someone when they come out with rankings like that
Bentley Long
so the pain can finally end..they dont even have to win, just make it there..plenty of teams havent won am owl but only fucking 4 have never made it to one
Austin Mitchell
T. DELUSIONAL COWSHITS FAN
Lucas Baker
Finally, i can get back to subtle shitposting in /nfl/ threads. Whats cookin senpaitachi?
Julian Edwards
Hey currently in Germany right now for my job, any streams for college football and NFL?
Logan Hughes
We've been tortured for long enough
James Murphy
>implying we aren't going to the owl this year
James Campbell
Saints signed QB Drew Brees to a one-year extension through 2017. It's essentially a two-year deal worth a guaranteed $44.25 million. The contract was announced as a five-year pact, but it automatically voids after 2017. Brees is now signed through his age-38 season and will turn 39 in January 2018.
Hudson White
Yes well done Dallas, well done! HOWEVER, recent events must be taken into account and I have a few last minute points to award...
For ironically and unironically thinking Jadeveon Clowney isn't a bust: 4,000 points
Believing that 70 million for Brock Lobster is acceptable: 4,000 points
And finally, having any optimism after being humiliated by the Chiefs... 1,000 points
Noah James
Because they killed Romo.
Nathan Johnson
>your qb """""""elite"""""""""
Carter Morgan
I will disembowel you Sunday. I just want you to know.
Robert Wood
>Are you Khalil Mack?
Literally the only one that could make a difference, now that your fossil safety is gone.
Jonathan Lewis
lol whyd they cut the guy who was supposed to replace him
Elijah Fisher
Because they are stupid. They're the Saints.
Angel Bennett
1 HOUR LEFT TILL THE DRAFT GET HYPE
Ryder James
kill yourself
Jace Allen
anyone?
Owen Garcia
I think Reggie Nelson is going to be a good replacement for Woodson, plus >our corners are way better than last year. Brees will still score, but the Raiders will win easy as Carr and Cooper wreck your shit
Mason Martinez
Stay mad lad
Tyler Howard
Y'all gonna watch America's Game tonight?
Ayden Robinson
Allegedly this: He was what, 2-6 TD-INT in his appearances in preseason, and a really iffy completion rate afaik. (Never draft west coast qbs)
Adrian Powell
I just wish he had decent hands.
Julian Young
I slept through mine... Got an alright deal from the auto draft gods tho.
Not when Jordan cucks your white christian qb.
Zachary Thomas
Yeah I agree, hopefully he'll improve though. Still an incredible WR
Not with the Raiders OLine, Carr will have all day to throw
Nathaniel Hughes
Brees drop off will be next year.
Juan Campbell
>BAL>BUF >NO>OAK >PHI>CLE >DEN>CAR >IND>DET at the very least CIN and NYJ are near even
but holy shit do they just read the name and think of star players and say "because I know a player on X I believe they will beat Y
Leo Reed
who is a better QB right now, Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?
Jaxson Nguyen
Would the Patriots be better with Rodgers?
Would the Packers be better with Brady?
Ryan Butler
They're both bad
Thomas Martin
Yes No
Isaac Murphy
They don't tbqh,.
Joseph Watson
You know its tomorrow right?
Ayden Moore
You may only reply to this post if your team has already clinched their division
>not so fast chefs
>mfw I'm the user Redskins shit poster he's talking about
I only speak the truth
Luke Rodriguez
when's the draft again
Jeremiah Nelson
Your bottom ten defense will be lit up all season long, but you will still be better than any other team in the AFCW.
Dylan Reyes
>tfw have to work on the season opener Emergency services is suffering. JUST
Ryder Cooper
Already expecting that 1st overall huh?
Gotta fight the $(ers for that
Gabriel White
*NFCE
Jacob Lee
>tfw all my posts shit on the eaglels
Go redskins!!!
Isaiah Parker
lel the fantasy draft that's today you tard
Aaron Perry
>the vikings are so retarded they have to actually think hard between startinf sam bradford or shaun hill most garbage wildcard team ever
Easton Campbell
2002 was 14 years ago
David Cooper
>Getting involved in fantasy autism Then again for a trip what can anyone really expect
Mason Cox
2002 was 14 years ago. That was the last time I was happy on Sunday.
Christian Foster
aight
Julian Kelly
5pm ET,
Easton Miller
lmao try 4-12
Thomas Baker
We goin back to back
Carter Butler
/r/ing Sup Forums pick'em pool
Hunter Rodriguez
So pumped for Cooper on my fantasy team
Nicholas Cruz
We didn't win one last year
Brayden Rogers
Boo fucking hoo. Try not having a single winning season in 14 years.
Chase Gonzalez
they are the best team in the nfl
Robert Lee
Roja directa . I remember when i was in italy studying, it was a blessing. It got banned in italy recently.
Cameron Nelson
Because Romo is easily the best QB in the league without a ring and he needs to get one before he dies. Also Jason Witten deserves a ring too.
Grayson Williams
How many sacks are >we getting tomorrow lads.
Samuel Williams
No thanks
William Allen
>Because Romo is easily the best QB in the league without a ring
Daniel Reyes
Good Hands Larry deserves a ring before any Cowbo does.
Jack Rodriguez
>Because Romo is easily the best QB in the league without a ring
Jaxson Flores
I was going to say TrevoR Siemian but he has one lol.
Landon Diaz
You are such a faggot.
Liam Hernandez
You are getting three sacks.
Luis Butler
...
Jaxson Ortiz
good shit. hoping for at least 8-8 :)
Jeremiah Harris
...
Connor Jenkins
I'll give you 9-7 if one team has a very bad day.
Brody Sullivan
>Mock me for saying Romo is best QB that still hasn't won a ring >Fail to name a single ringless QB better than Romo
Andrew Reed
Rivers
Hunter Sanders
the quest for 6 should have never gone unfinished. 6 wins this season will have to do
Isaac Fisher
Bengals are da bomb
4 days until the Jest are 0-1
Chase Taylor
>leave Cam to me
What did Big Match Von mean by this?
Ayden Perez
What are the odds that tomorrow's game is a boring blowout? I don't see Siemen keeping up with Kam