NFL General

Soon™ Edition

SF:Carlos Hyde (concussion) cleared for activity
WAS:Matt Jones (shoulder) sheds no-contact jersey
MIN:Vikings won't name starting QB before Sunday
ATL:Julio Jones (ankle) limited on Wednesday
FA:Saints ax 2015 third-round QB Garrett Grayson
BUF:Bills RT Seantrel Henderson facing 4-game ban
OAK:Latavius Murray not expected to lose carries
SF:Jeremy Kerley listed as 49ers' No. 1 slot WR
NO:PFT: Saints, Drew Brees 'close' on extension
MIN:Bradford 'available' to start Vikings' opener
NE:Josh Kline no longer a part of Rowe trade
FA:Free agent WR Randle works out for the Saints

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First for delusion

-=Official Delusion Rankings=-
OBJECTIVELY CORRECT YOUR TEAM IS NOW HERE EDITION

Do Not Reply Tier
Cowboys +9001 for Tripfags and Shitposting
-= POWER GAP =-
Patriots +25 for multiple Tripfag infraction and foreheads
Ravens +20 for OldGay
Colts +20 for LuckyDucky
Panthers Bandwagon Holdovers +15

Homer's Hero(e)s Tier
Raiders +14.5 for Casual Tripfags
Cheieiefs +13 for Shitposting
Bucs +12 for Pedos
Seahawks - X Days Until Owl 178 +11 for Shitposting
Steelers +10 for ignoring Suspensions
Lions +10 for ignoring Calvin
Division Winner Vikings +9 for shitposting
Cincy Kitty Kats + 9 for Tripfags and ignoring Shitsburg
Falcons +7 just because Lake didn't footballanus
Jaguars +7 for ignoring garbage time stats
Texans +6 for Lobster belief

Unfounded Optimism Tier
Giants + 5 for Autism Tripfags
Eagles + 5 for Autism Tripfags creating Generals
Broncos +5 for LELWHOISYOURQBWHYISTHISNOTABIGDEALTOYOU
Redskins + 5 for user shitposting
Browns +5 for Communist Tripfags shitposting
Lions +15 for LeafLion buit -11 for LeafLion also
Cardinals +1 for ignoring your curse

Appropriate Gloom Tier
Jets - 0 for Knowing you're shit
Dolphins - 0 for Knowing you're shit
Bears - 0 for lack of participation
Bills -0 for lack of particpation unless bitching you're not on the list
Saints -0 for lack of particpation

Might as Well be Sneak Tier
Chargers - -5 for knowing Spanos is a jew
$(RS - -10 for knowing you should hope for 5 wins
Tits -15 for knowing you're shit in a shit division

Is Actually Sneak Tier
Packers - -100 for Snek

but sneak is delusional, he's just delusionally pessimistic.

Packers are a top 5 team of the 10's and he acts like he's watching the NFC Browns

>wildcard team is top 5

Vikings gon rekt your gob m8

you mean like they rekt bridgewater's knee?

yes last year was a "down" year for the packers and they won a playoff game

don't give me that shit

>Boomer Esiason thinks the Vikings are going to the Super Bowl

>yfw

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Rasm?

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-nfl-predictions/

I thought this was interesting and you guys might enjoy looking at it.

Blake Martinez is cute. CUTE!

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>denver, seattle and carolina

MAKE IT STOP

Who /7-9/ here?

i wish

Go redskins

Was going to make fun of the eaglels but it's not even funny since they traded Bradford

got tickets for the falcons opener

i expect nothing good to happen

Raiders

just get some beer and it sounds like you're set

Does last year count

or 8-8

you're right, it aint funny anymore
stay afraid cuck

WHO HERE /HYPE AS FUCK/

LGTSS: >"""your""" """"team""""
>living in a shithole of a "city"
>all of their draft picks were busts
>literally NO chance of winning ab owl

why does your team deserve a superbowl?

You can tell how butthurt certain fanbases make someone when they come out with rankings like that

so the pain can finally end..they dont even have to win, just make it there..plenty of teams havent won am owl but only fucking 4 have never made it to one

T. DELUSIONAL COWSHITS FAN

Finally, i can get back to subtle shitposting in /nfl/ threads.
Whats cookin senpaitachi?

Hey currently in Germany right now for my job, any streams for college football and NFL?

We've been tortured for long enough

>implying we aren't going to the owl this year

Saints signed QB Drew Brees to a one-year extension through 2017.
It's essentially a two-year deal worth a guaranteed $44.25 million. The contract was announced as a five-year pact, but it automatically voids after 2017. Brees is now signed through his age-38 season and will turn 39 in January 2018.

Yes well done Dallas, well done! HOWEVER, recent events must be taken into account and I have a few last minute points to award...

For ironically and unironically thinking Jadeveon Clowney isn't a bust: 4,000 points

Believing that 70 million for Brock Lobster is acceptable: 4,000 points

And finally, having any optimism after being humiliated by the Chiefs... 1,000 points

Because they killed Romo.

>your qb """""""elite"""""""""

I will disembowel you Sunday. I just want you to know.

>Are you Khalil Mack?

Literally the only one that could make a difference, now that your fossil safety is gone.

lol whyd they cut the guy who was supposed to replace him

Because they are stupid. They're the Saints.

1 HOUR LEFT TILL THE DRAFT
GET HYPE

kill yourself

anyone?

I think Reggie Nelson is going to be a good replacement for Woodson, plus >our corners are way better than last year. Brees will still score, but the Raiders will win easy as Carr and Cooper wreck your shit

Stay mad lad

Y'all gonna watch America's Game tonight?

Allegedly this:
He was what, 2-6 TD-INT in his appearances in preseason, and a really iffy completion rate afaik.
(Never draft west coast qbs)

I just wish he had decent hands.

I slept through mine... Got an alright deal from the auto draft gods tho.

Not when Jordan cucks your white christian qb.

Yeah I agree, hopefully he'll improve though. Still an incredible WR

Not with the Raiders OLine, Carr will have all day to throw

Brees drop off will be next year.

>BAL>BUF
>NO>OAK
>PHI>CLE
>DEN>CAR
>IND>DET
at the very least CIN and NYJ are near even

but holy shit do they just read the name and think of star players and say "because I know a player on X I believe they will beat Y

who is a better QB right now, Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?

Would the Patriots be better with Rodgers?

Would the Packers be better with Brady?

They're both bad

Yes
No

They don't tbqh,.

You know its tomorrow right?

You may only reply to this post if your team has already clinched their division

>not so fast chefs

>mfw I'm the user Redskins shit poster he's talking about

I only speak the truth

when's the draft again

Your bottom ten defense will be lit up all season long, but you will still be better than any other team in the AFCW.

>tfw have to work on the season opener
Emergency services is suffering. JUST

Already expecting that 1st overall huh?

Gotta fight the $(ers for that

*NFCE

>tfw all my posts shit on the eaglels

Go redskins!!!

lel the fantasy draft that's today you tard

>the vikings are so retarded they have to actually think hard between startinf sam bradford or shaun hill
most garbage wildcard team ever

2002 was 14 years ago

>Getting involved in fantasy autism
Then again for a trip what can anyone really expect

2002 was 14 years ago. That was the last time I was happy on Sunday.

aight

5pm ET,

lmao try 4-12

We goin back to back

/r/ing Sup Forums pick'em pool

So pumped for Cooper on my fantasy team

We didn't win one last year

Boo fucking hoo. Try not having a single winning season in 14 years.

they are the best team in the nfl

Roja directa . I remember when i was in italy studying, it was a blessing. It got banned in italy recently.

Because Romo is easily the best QB in the league without a ring and he needs to get one before he dies.
Also Jason Witten deserves a ring too.

How many sacks are >we getting tomorrow lads.

No thanks

>Because Romo is easily the best QB in the league without a ring

Good Hands Larry deserves a ring before any Cowbo does.

>Because Romo is easily the best QB in the league without a ring

I was going to say TrevoR Siemian but he has one lol.

You are such a faggot.

You are getting three sacks.

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good shit. hoping for at least 8-8 :)

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I'll give you 9-7 if one team has a very bad day.

>Mock me for saying Romo is best QB that still hasn't won a ring
>Fail to name a single ringless QB better than Romo

Rivers

the quest for 6 should have never gone unfinished. 6 wins this season will have to do

Bengals are da bomb

4 days until the Jest are 0-1

>leave Cam to me

What did Big Match Von mean by this?

What are the odds that tomorrow's game is a boring blowout? I don't see Siemen keeping up with Kam

sadly the quest for 6 wins is the current quest

Most tortured fanbase tbgfhwyf