Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
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>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

sauce?

YOUSOROOOOO!

fresh start

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Good evening, I still have yet to do my trig homework

~fred

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#OmegaTime

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The thread floweth forth

-Sweet Roll

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How fucking appropriate you name the announcement that cause I just spent all night playing the resident evil hd remake to find out I can't progress cause I picked up to many fucking items and I dont have access to the box yet. And no you can't drop items and I need a key.

Cheer up >:

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I wish you would tell me the story anyway.
It's like staring into a literal heart of emptiness. Everything about her is not genuine.
The underhanded tactics, manipulation, lying, deceiving. The list goes on forever.

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Yeah, seems to fit in the booktext sociopath, but since we aren't psychologist, we can't really diagnose anything, but yeah, it does seems like it.

Th-they're killing my thread! Whatever will I do?

I don't know what to do from here on out, I'm so in love with her, I would die for her.

You must You, and also Soro.

I find it strange. People complain its the same loli,porn and ylyl threads on Sup Forums yet this is more original and fresh content and it gets attacked.

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I think its over. We've been saved by OmegaTime

You have to make it a diffrent kind of thread.. if you know what i mean
>*winks~*

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Truly, my powers are magnificent and vast. May #OmegaTime live on in infamy.

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And that's what these kind of people like, if anything, you could be her favourite pawn, but a pawn in the end, or not, maybe you're more, who knows? Certainly not me.

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That was a pretty heartbreaking response.

either heal it or wait till it dies to cast raise

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I mean, you like this person. So, what's what really worries you about your relationship?

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I just want the person I fell in love with to return.

Apparently I missed this one.

YOUSOROOOOOOOOO~!

Please stop.

Stories are best told accurately.

Will something interesting happen to me in the next couple weeks, if so what might it be, and name is Steele

I have an unhealthy attachment to my girlfriend. I don't ever want her to be away from me.

hello! could i please get a fortune cookie for jack?

Who does the story belong to then?

Someone that isn't here. You could probably find someone willing to tell it, though.

Well this thread sure seems to be slowing down

and for some reaso, I'm drowsy again

-Sweet Roll

>jack has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "48".
here your fortune cookie

-sigh-
If it helps, if she really and genuinely likes you, she'll stay besides you, they can be loyal too.

Like who?

You cannot stop the Rock, just as you cannot stop #OmegaTime. It is a device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Come to think of it I don't know if she ever liked me.

Or anyone else for that matter.

I couldn't recommend anyone in particular.

I wish I could stop it.

Thanks anyway.

Can you do me a favor and stop posting dicks?

I thought it'd be more your story than anyone's

Sociopaths are like that, each one is a pandora's box really.

thank you very much!!

Okay what would you like me to post?

You seem to have experience with them.

>tfw your gf won't even consider letting you touch her feminine penis
Are all traps like this? I suppose it kinda comes with the territory. Makes her feel super boyish, which I get, but I might actually break up with her at this rate.

The name's Hina, Hi 'w'

Wish all you want, none of the Gods can hear you. Not even BASED RNG.

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Anything that isn't dicks

You would encourage it, wouldn't you

>You seem to have experience with them.
I pretty much have to live with one every day, I'll tell you that much, user.
Hello there.

You're going to have to help me decide.

That and I don't really remember the details that well. The main thing that can be learned from it though is that psycho/sociopaths don't love. They may act like it, but if anything it's probably more similar to how a normal person would keep a pet.

Not this one.

RNG doesn't save anyone.

Dicks all day erry day, baby.

scratch that, more feminine cocks please :)

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Can you tell me what is it like?

Is that so, now I feel terrible. The pieces are just falling into place.

Is it bad that I think it could be any of them?

I signed up for the wrong thing

Post sinks or anime girls

Whatever you say.

Don't have any of those on my work computer.

It's super unfortunate at best.

Probably. This one has nothing to do with me though, just with a friend who for the most part was probably used like a puppet.

GETTTTTTT
How's you doing today OP, why'd you learn how to do tarot?

Yeah.

It feels actually like emptiness most of the time, they often remain calm, but, kinda fucked how cold they can remain in stress situations. It's a bit, both, sad and unerving.
And what said is somewhat if not pretty accurate.

>tfw no qt girl with a dick for a public gf/private bf

To entertain Anonymous! I'm doing well, though. I started a new job outside of the shrine today, and it's a lot of work but it's kinda fun too. I get to sort through donated clothes and shoes and be really jealous of other girls' tastes!

I was just talking from what I've observed, if there's any inaccuracies at all then I'd like to hear them.

That's alright.
I'm unemployed myself, just sitting here having another late night, contemplating spending my last 75 bucks on a few grams of cocaine. I think once I really hit rock bottom I'll try to work up and get a job again. I've done some pretty incredible things workwise.

Hi can i gey a fortune cookie the names jose

Sounds oddly familiar to my situation, I would try to scare her after we finished watching a scary movie and she would never flinch, just smile and keep walking.

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I got you, home slice.

Be careful with that line of thinking. I was like that once, though not with cocaine or anything like that. The further you fall, the more climbing you'll have to do later, and your future self will be pretty angry with you!

>jose has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "43".
boring normal luck

I didn't get dubs but can I have a tarot reading?
Name's Justin.

Card of the day: Death.

>Justin has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "32".
bad luck, stay away from the ghost child and her cards too

Eh id rather have boring than bad ty for the fortune btw

Roll because why not.

Sacchan pls no.

Luke.

Where's muh fortune cookie?!